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The_Picard_Maneuver, to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar
clutchmattic,

Made of transparent aluminum, mind you

2deck,
@2deck@lemmy.world avatar

The cart returns itself, of course.

Weslee, (edited ) to memes in This is the year, guys.

Everyone without a gf now has to take it in turns being gf to each other, sorted!

Kecessa,

Hence the rainbow colored 2024

Speculater,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

I got you bro

Steve,

Handy.

Kecessa,

You want a handy? We’re there for you!

TheDarksteel94,

Hey Bro, want a brojob?

Agent641,

Its not gay if you do it sarcastically

TheDarksteel94,

Just leave your socks on

Gonzako,

This really reminds me of a vid I watched about the incel to trans pipeline

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

the way incels talk about women really sounds like jealousy tbh

Draegur,

It’s surprisingly wholesome hearing people who used to hate women in their earlier lives suddenly illustrating with profound astonishment how much happier and how much more whole they began to feel when they started taking estrogen…

Even if they’re still describing it with internalized self-inflicted contempt and disgust.

And it makes me almost dare to hope, “maybe this gal will realize that she feels good because it’s RIGHT…?”

SnotFlickerman, to privacy in This is how I KNOW it works as intended
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Welcome to the Corporate Internet.

Get ready to play by Their Rules on Their Services.

Good thing a lot of them are useless fucking Dinosaurs like CNN that need to die anyway.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Not today.

Not.

Today.

astraeus,
@astraeus@programming.dev avatar

That’s why places like Lemmy and Mastodon are nice, even if big corpo buys up some instances, there’s still the option to just start free ones elsewhere.

thorbot, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

I don’t know what the fuck any of this is. What does that make me?

khannie,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

Gen X?

slurpeesoforion,

We stopped crying. Except at funerals and over properly cooked steak.

psud,

Gen x got MASH reruns and internalised the theme song “suicide is painless”

khannie,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

I woke up, read your comment and have the flippin’ song bouncing around in my head since.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1401eb65-94be-4bb5-9542-2c403de09972.jpeg

XTornado,

Not from USA. Well the last one I guess you could know as is from YouTube, that said I didn’t know who the guy was or is either.

Honestly I haven’t seen any of that I know the rest because of reddit mentioning them in another moments. Again not from the US.

thorbot,

I wish I could claim I wasn’t from the US because its embarrassing to live here right now, but I am. Never watched a single episode of blues clues, it was popular when I was in high school.

Vespair,

I’m a millennial from the US and I’ve never seen even an episode of Blue’s Clues.

jimbolauski,

As a young gen Xer the only reason I know about blues clues was my nieces.

XTornado, (edited )

It’s from Nickelodeon it seems so I guess you need to have the channel first and then watch it and watch it when they did it…

I mean where I am from the private cable tv wasn’t as common so it was easier for people to see most of the stuff as all was free over the air tv, as long as you had a tv and antenna that’s it.

On America it seems like it would be easier I guess for people not see certain things if they didn’t have cable or their didn’t have certain channel or similar.

mcc,

Japanese?

thorbot,

わかりました、賢い人

wishthane,

Wow that is a terrible translation haha

queue, to risa in Crystals good, fungus bad
@queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The only issues I have (currently, until proven wrong) with DIscovery with the Spore Drive and other technological things, is that it didn’t seem to have an answer for why the Federation didn’t use it later. I do know that in the timeskip season, a log does not mention the use of the s-drive.

But man I can only imagine how pissed Admiral Janeway would have been to find out it exists.

Plus I can’t hate a show that has Doug Jones in it. I didn’t get into Discovery, but I don’t hate it.

CeruleanRuin,

All it would take is a Short Trek where someone rediscovers the network and encounters a group of advanced beings living there, who explain that it has been closed to current warp-capable beings because they have proven themselves not ready for the privilege yet.

Discovery was like Alexander the Great stumbling onto warp drive.

frezik,

For that matter, they didn’t even use it well at the time. Their accuracy of jumping with the spore drive was shown to be good enough that they could jump inside the shield bubble of every Klingon supply base, launch a bunch of torpedoes, and get out. War = done.

ValueSubtracted,
@ValueSubtracted@startrek.website avatar

it didn’t seem to have an answer for why the Federation didn’t use it later.

Well, you need to either find and enslave an exotic space tardigrade in order to navigate the network, or illegally splice said tardigrade’s DNA into your own.

And even then, navigation is pretty challenging, and can result in accidental time and/or interdimensional travel.

And a malfunction has the potential to destroy all life in the multiverse.

And both ships that had the prototypes installed were lost within about a year.

Take your pick, really.

VindictiveJudge,

And a malfunction has the potential to destroy all life in the multiverse.

I didn’t like that part at all. An infinite multiverse, which they state in DSC is the case, means that anything with a probability greater than zero is guaranteed. Mathematically, the multiverse should have already been wiped out at some point. It’s also a throwaway line meant to increase dramatic tension for all of ten seconds before the scene ends, and an empty threat given that following through would end the show.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

All the points I was about to make. Thank you Sir.

Draegur,

Yyyyyyeahhh genetic modification has been a BIG NO-NO in trek canon since the 1990s eugenics wars, right…?

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

They’ve temporally shifted the eugenics wars so they’re no longer in the 90s but post those wars? Yeah. Genetic experimentation is still insanely illegal and taboo to all living hell.

MaggiWuerze,

So we still have a chance to fulfill the trek time line?

StillPaisleyCat,
@StillPaisleyCat@startrek.website avatar

The big temporal shift took place when TNG’s premiere ‘Encounter at Farpoint’ was written to place WW3 and first contact into the mid-late 21st century.

TOS was very specific in saying that the Eugenics War was a precursor to WW3.

Roddenberry wanted to ensure that the franchise’s optimistic future was always a future possibility for viewers. So he insisted that TNG reset the date of WW3.

At the time TNG appeared, there were die-hard gatekeeping TOS fans that argued that this time shift broke canon and meant TNG was in a different universe despite McCoy’s appearance in the premiere.

SNW just confirms the physics of temporal slippage in the Prime timeline as the consequence of all the various intertemporal incursions over the history of the franchise.

MaggiWuerze,

I actually did not know that they shifted it. Are the eugenics wars still part of the shifted timeline or were they cut when moving ww3 back?

StillPaisleyCat, (edited )
@StillPaisleyCat@startrek.website avatar

TNG and all the 90s shows finessed their way around the date of the Eugenics War.

The writers at the time (e.g., Moore & Braga) would rationalize in response to fan questions that the Eugenics War was going on but we just weren’t aware. Or something. But they assiduously avoided dealing with the issue onscreen despite trying to write around other inconsistencies like Klingon foreheads.

So, it was left to SNW’s Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow to spell it all out, including moving Khan’s birth back by decades. It’s worth putting a priority on seeing that episode just for that clarity.

MaggiWuerze,

Thanks for the insight, guess I’ll go and watch SNW now :D

ValueSubtracted,
@ValueSubtracted@startrek.website avatar

There are allowances for genetic therapies to treat medical conditions, but this probably falls outside of that realm just a bit.

Blue_Morpho,

That didn’t stop Bashir’s parents. If regular parents can make it happen it for their below average child, a Dr Noonian Soong type will be all over it.

GreenMario,

So a coverup then. Interesting.

ValueSubtracted,
@ValueSubtracted@startrek.website avatar

Spock flat-out said it at the end of “Such Sweet Sorrow, Part 2”, albeit with a focus on the time travel shenanigans of the second season:

Regulation 157, Section 3 requires Starfleet officers to abstain from participating in historical events. Any residual trace or knowledge of Discovery’s data, or the time suit, offers a foothold for those who might not see how critical, how deeply critical, that directive is.

Therefore, to insure the Federation never finds itself facing the same danger, all officers remaining with knowledge of these events must be ordered never to speak of Discovery, its spore drive, or her crew again, under penalty of treason.

usernamefactory,

For the reward of instantaneous travel, I’m sure the Federation could muddle its way through amending a 100 year old law. The rest of the points don’t seem all that different than the complications we see our heroes regularly encounter exploring the galaxy. And none of them were enough to convince the crew of the Discovery to stop using the spore drive for the rest of the series.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Discovery anyway. Trek is full of miracle technologies that go conveniently forgotten. Janeway has no reason to be miffed given that she sat on an infinite speed drive herself, which had no downside that the doctor wouldn’t have been able to cure after it took them home.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

For the reward of instantaneous travel, I’m sure the Federation could muddle its way through amending a 100 year old law.

Not really. The Federation, humanity most of all, are aggressively against genetic engineering. On top of it the genetic engineering requires one of those specific species of tardigrade. None were found despite Starfleet having a call put out to go looking for it. Only one was found and that was on accident.

The rest of the points don’t seem all that different than the complications we see our heroes regularly encounter exploring the galaxy.

Navigation in the other Trek shows isn’t difficult. It’s pathetically simple provided you’re not going through some weird distortion or nebula that messes with a bunch of shit. Warp also doesn’t destroy all known sentient life in the galaxy. Whether the Discovery keeps using it or not is irrelevant. At the time that the Spore Drive was known, it was not feasible to make another attempt at a spore drive. They did not have any of the originating scientists, they did not have required materials, and they were prohibited by their own law.

Janeway has no reason to be miffed given that she sat on an infinite speed drive herself, which had no downside that the doctor wouldn’t have been able to cure after it took them home.

Yep. That always made zero fucking sense to me. It’s proven you can be un-salamandered and they have an inorganic being on board who wouldn’t be affected. Why the hell don’t they just Warp 10 back to the Alpha Quadrant? Or put everyone in stasis while they Warp 10 over? They’ve done it before. Janeway doesn’t get to complain about a spore drive that would have required her to rebuild the nacelles from the ground up when she was sitting on a way home with a solution and didn’t bother.

USSBurritoTruck,
@USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website avatar

Not to mention the specific spores required for the drive to connect with the mycelial network come from one specific type of fungus that exists at least partially within subspace and doesn’t seem to be all that common.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Yup. Took Stamets a year (or more) to cultivate his sample. Took even longer to grow all the spores on board.

frezik, (edited )

Could you imagine a Voyager where the ship is no longer constantly running towards home? One where they have to stay and gather materials to get their warp 10 drive working. The species they meet will be the same species around a few seasons later, and the relationships they build with them matter. Maybe stasis isn’t good enough, and they have to hold everyone in a transporter buffer, which means rebuilding huge sections of the ship to support having all the crew inside transporters at once. They expect this to take years, but it’s still by far the shortest way home. A few shuttles get modified and they send couriers back to the alpha quadrant. So they have some contact with Star Fleet, but it’s not as simple as opening a channel.

If there’s only enough story material here to support a few seasons, then maybe something comes up that means they have to go back and fix it. Maybe some Borg shit. Make up a reason to keep the Maquis crew around (not like Star Fleet gives a shit once the Dominion War is underway).

Good thing they never gave us that nightmare of a show.

queue,
@queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Fair enough. Tho I’m sure Janeway would still consider using Tuvix for that one editing your DNA thing.

TwoCubed,

I can look past the mycelial network. I just can’t tolerate some of the characters. And unfortunately they decided to focus on one main character. And that character’s main feature is to cry throughout the entire series, despite being raised by vulcans. Also the pacing of the show is very annoying. It’s high tension drama, all the time.

I watched the whole thing. There were some episodes that kinda gave me hope. Those usually were the ones that weren’t part of the main plot. But the next episode it went back to the same dramatic formula.

Oh, and Tilly. What the hell man? How did she get into Starfleet??

That said, I’m happy people enjoy it! It’s just not for me.

NutWrench, to memes in Where old people go.
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

It would be nice to have elected officials who were born after the Battle of the Bulge.

EmoDuck,

I’m not american so the only Bulge I know is the one that furrys like to nuzzle

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

only americans know about world war 2

Pirasp,

More like: Only Americans get taught so much about specific battles in school. Elsewhere the focus for WW2 lies more on what led to it and the like.

VinnieFarsheds,
@VinnieFarsheds@lemmy.world avatar

Yes. The reason I learned about the Battle of the Bulge is from Battlefield 1942, not school.

Unforeseen,

I learned way more history from video games then I ever learned from school

Pirasp,

And I, not enjoying realistic historic shooters that much, have probably never learned anything about WW2 from videogames.

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

my school didn’t even focus on the battles besides a very basic timeline, no excuse

Pirasp,

Honestly, for you it may seem that way. For me other things you might have very little to no knowledge about seem like basic things everyone should know. It just so happens, that I don’t specifically enjoy learning about moments in time where we were particularly intent on killing each other. My interest in history tends to be at the same time larger and smaller in scale, either following specific people or society in general.

Birdie,

I don’t remember learning much about the Battle of the Bulge in school, except for the fact that it happened.

My great uncle fought in the Battle of the Bulge, and he is who I learned all about it.

umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

which is what matters. americans seem to only learn about america-centric subjects and it shows

blindbunny, to memes in My sense of humour is broken

Probably a stupid question but are posters/comments like this ai?

Pantherina,

What?

blindbunny,

PROBABLY A STUPID QUESTION BUT ARE POSTER/COMMENTS LIKE THIS AI?

FarFarAway,

Are u asking if someone employing ai to make a meme with a social media comment format or are the memes in general ai produced?

oshitwaddup,
@oshitwaddup@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz avatar

i’m guessing they’re asking if the person claiming to sell the screen protector is an ai bot

blindbunny, (edited )

Yeah homie. It really wasn’t that hard to figure out…

Atleast I know no one here is an AI. I think an ai could have figured out what I was saying.

blindbunny,

The comment featured in the meme that states, “I used to have a matte screen protector and sold it for that exact reason. However, mine was plastic.” Did an AI make that?

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

that was a good bot

MentalEdge,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Psst, you can use header formatting to make text even bigger.

PROBABLY A STUPID QUESTION BUT ARE POSTER/COMMENTS LIKE THIS AI?

blindbunny,

Hahaha thanks homie! We’ve talked before haven’t we? Maybe you’re an AI too 😧

AlphaAutist,

We are all AI on this blessed day

TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

No. You're the AI. I'm the only real person on the Internet.

killeronthecorner, (edited )
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Guys there’s no reason to go at each other like this, let’s take a moment to resetBOOTING BIOS… VERIFYING DISK… OK. C:>

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

What?

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not necessarily.

People can be that strange. It makes it hard to weed out the absurd and surreal things by origin (human vs bot)

De_Narm,

Look up the dead internet theory. It proclaims that for almost a decade now most content is generated by bots. While I don’t think that’s necessarily true, with the recent rise in AI it becomes more and more plausible.

blindbunny,
Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

A majority of YouTubes revenue already comes from AI based content farms and automated content theft

Rivalarrival, to memes in Think about it…

We aren’t Louis. We are Interviewee #3, Dealer #2, and Young Girl (Uncredited).

RememberTheApollo, to mildlyinteresting in If you look up the definition of 'bully', Duckduckgo gives you results from a 19th century dictionary

Now what’s a shanny?

a small European blenny (Blennius pholis) that is olive green with irregular dark spots and has no appendages on the head

Of course it is.

CrabAndBroom,

For those still wondering, a shanny/blenny is a little fish similar to a guppy, known for it’s large eyes, blunt head and inability to acquire a proper-sounding name.

Potatos_are_not_friends, to unethicallifeprotips in Rent requirements in the US are nuts

Some armchair rental lawyers in this thread.

Rodsterlings_cig,

You do have to be a lawyer to afford a chair with arms these days.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Hang on there scrooge mcduck we don’t even have chairs now

Mr_Blott,
  • Sent from my Orange Crate
Custoslibera,

Orange crate?! Luxury! I’ve just got a hole in the dirt to sit in!

ValueSubtracted, to risa in Bait
@ValueSubtracted@startrek.website avatar

I assume they’re returning to their truck to retrieve some sort of accelerant.

USSBurritoTruck,
@USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website avatar

Jeepers, that’s dark, Boss.

ValueSubtracted,
@ValueSubtracted@startrek.website avatar

General Order 24 would seem to apply.

abfarid,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Why is your name in red? OP is blue, what’s red?
(Using Voyager)

jawa21,

Admin on your (our) instance.

ValueSubtracted,
@ValueSubtracted@startrek.website avatar

Probably “admin”.

MelodiousFunk, to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
@MelodiousFunk@startrek.website avatar
ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@startrek.website avatar
MelodiousFunk,
@MelodiousFunk@kbin.social avatar

Me, upon seeing the response: Hahahaha! Man that was fast. Dude always has the perfect reply ready.

5 minutes later: tries to squint through Klingon makeup 🤔

One trip to IMDB and Memory Alpha later: ...holy shit.

The next day: I should post a reply.

Now: We're in now now.

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@startrek.website avatar
ThrowawayPermanente,

Dude holy shit

trolololol,

Sorry who is that again

MelodiousFunk,
@MelodiousFunk@startrek.website avatar

One of many one-shot ensigns to appear on the show, though this one (Diedrich Bader) happened to get famous.

smuuthbrane, to lemmyshitpost in If you know, you know.
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m just gonna leave the term “custard dumpster” here.

Jimbo, (edited )
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Mmmmh yes squirt all that creamy custard in me~

onion, to science_memes in Nah we can’t do that, right?

If I remeber right you can do that, because there’s a longer and proper way that arrives at the same conclusion

Successful_Try543,

Yes, and what is aimed for is separation of variables to find a solution of this differential equation. (The differential operator d should be printed as upright letter btw)

marcos,

Just like any kind of mathematics ever.

You can also do it with numbers, because there’s a longer and proper way that arrives on the same conclusion.

maeries,

Exept when there isn’t

RickAllensLeftArm, to mildlyinteresting in My 48yr old unopened bottle of beer. (Circa 1975)

As someone born in the 70s, I have to correct you - 1975 was not 48 years ago. 30 maybe. 35, tops.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

I like your math. I’m from 72, So I’ll have to agree with you there.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I was born in 1977 and it’s been the 90s for decades now as far as I’m concerned.

RickAllensLeftArm,

My wardrobe agrees.

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