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Donkter, to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said

Zero reason not to do this if that’s what your heart is telling you. Just leave a note for your loved ones to find 10 years after you leave.

shalafi, to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said

breed wendigos

Got a couple of acres in the swamp, I could do this. Deadfalls everywhere, just gotta find one in front of sour ground.

“Sometimes dead is bettah.”

lobut, to lemmybewholesome in Men only want one thing and it's wholesome

Medical bills are so evil …

Pilon23, to lemmybewholesome in Men only want one thing and it's wholesome

youtu.be/iQmgHrSReCM?si=oiqyLClXk8ciGS_G

idunnololz, to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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I thought the title said everything happened for a raccoon. I was very disappointed when I read the meme.

Thteven,
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Disappointment

dingus,

such a tragic gif

peopleproblems, to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

No, no. It’s a hot mess because I made one very bad decision: to marry my highschool sweetheart who I thought I would enjoy her membership in the stupid slut club.

Turns out, you can’t fix stupid and true to the club, she broke my heart twice.

MacNCheezus,
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Shoulda listened to what the doctor said…

drhugsymcfur,

No more monkeys jumping on the bed?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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Worst deciding of my life was misplacing about a quart of blood. My blood.

MacNCheezus,
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At least it was only a quart, not a gallon.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Yeah, but I’m never gonna get to be in charge of the mcfurly machine again

moon, to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

Very little of your life is actually in your control

Bizarroland,
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Imagine that you're starting now.

The universe was created as-is, ex nihilo, 5 minutes ago.

What can you do to make your life better?

Not a lot. Some things, but not a lot.

saboteur,

I believe you have to think a little more long term before submitting to the idea that “I can’t change anything”.

Can I change things in the next 1 hour? If you’re broke now, probably yes you will still be broke after 1 hour.

But that’s not how life works. We go to schools and develop ourselves in other ways, to have a better life 10 or 20 years later.

brbposting,

I accept this as true for billions of people. How can those in destitute poverty do anything but survive?

But, say, upper-middle class westerners? Add in the most positive family dynamics and you seem to have an immense amount of free agency.

Curious if you agree or not :)

unexposedhazard,

I would say there are limits to what one can easily achieve from their starting point in life, but your statement is so fatalistic that anyone who believes it might aswell stop trying and just give up on life.

Makeitstop, to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient

Cheapest way to reveal invisible enemies.

MMNT, to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient

Who’s the artist? Why isn’t this masterpiece signed?

Sorgan71, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

Fourida because we could walk away

Vespair, to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb

This joke is so old and obvious, that there was literally a beer in America named He’Brew for 25 years.

JCreazy, to comicstrips in Bad dog!

“but he can hurt you in other ways”

Cicraft, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Please clap

please clap

My cheeks

DerpDerpingtonIsHere, to memes in Is that really necessary?

I know where I’m going

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