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lolrightythen, to lemmyshitpost in Please clap

Kudos in the caption!

abbadon420, to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb

This should be crossposted to dadjokes (I don’t know how to link communities)

numberfour002, to lemmyshitpost in Please clap

Appears to be a thicc chunk of moistandtite.

cannibalkitteh, to lemmyshitpost in Please clap

Okay, you’ve found it, but would you hit it?

The_Picard_Maneuver, to lemmyshitpost in Quick, someone inform Alex Jones. AI is turning the frogs gay!
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

But look at how happy they are!

ObviouslyNotBanana, to lemmyshitpost in Please clap
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Rock sliding into them DM’s

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies
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“I shouldn’t have eaten the whole thing…”

jayrodtheoldbod, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

He just kills Tom Bombadil and then throws the rifle away, doesn’t like the smell.

Luci, to memes in Slava Ukraine
@Luci@lemmy.ca avatar

Can someone explain this meme for me? Op?

VladimirPutinMyHero,

The meme is the people supporting it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

baseless_discourse, to lemmyshitpost in Restaurant order preferences in Africa
Viking_Hippie, to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

If I ever find out a way to do so without damaging the space-time continuum, I’m gonna have a lot of words with that bastard Past Me…

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Screw the space-time continuum, they only invented for a TV show. Relativity Theory says time travel is possible, you just have to move faster than the speed of light.

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

Gotta go fast.

Viking_Hippie,

Dude, I’m super out of shape and don’t own a vehicle. Forget speed of light, I’m barely passing speed of tortoise!

Blackout, to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

Why doesn't anybody stop me? This isn't my fault.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Well did you ask?

Before anyone can stop you, you first have to tell them what they should stop you from.

Enkers, (edited )

Stop it!

…no?

Well I tried.

jenny_ball, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

loll this is also what i think if they just used the eagles logically

adj16, to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies

I’m constipated and sober so this sounds like a win-win to me

SkabySkalywag, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

So did he shoot a bunch of songs and pages of description too?.. Cool, cool I mean I’d pay to see Tom Bombadil got shot in the dick …

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