lemmy.today

Paradachshund, to comicstrips in Busted

I don’t drink and I still love karaoke

Steamymoomilk, to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

The Engineers who invented the air bag to save lives

1000008261

shalafi, to comicstrips in Busted

My Filipina wife and her friends get into the tequila and it’s on. The machine is 5’ to my left and ready to go.

nifty, (edited ) to comicstrips in Busted
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This comic is biased against people who are into cringe activities.

/s

BilboBargains, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

He called his house Legoland

DogWater, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

Reminds me of the sniper in saving Private Ryan.

Put me within 1 mile of the furer, you can pack it up boys, wars over, we going home

Or something like that

EvilEyedPanda, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
Xtallll, to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire
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Bedazzled steering wheels are like hunting with Dick Cheney, there’s always a chance you are going to get a face full of bird shot.

100_percent_a_bot, to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

Claymore at home:

doingless, to memes in Is that really necessary?

You thought you weren’t going to pay for that. But you’re gonna pay. You’re gonna pay with your ass.

Annoyed_Crabby, to memes in Is that really necessary?

Is this where those porn get their idea from

CustardFist, to comicstrips in Busted
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👮🏽‍♂️“Want to text your ex?”
🥴”Szurrre.”

krondo, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

Hooooly shit this people arguing over government issues bellow a shitpost thats logical …

Anbalsilfer, to comicstrips in Busted

Which is the main punchline: noone sober would want to do karaoke, or the mic was actually an alcometer in disguise?

Potatos_are_not_friends, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

I think it’s really stupid that Gandalf didn’t just super Saiyan every obstacle like is he stupid?

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