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RIP_Cheems, to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said
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For a second I thought that was going towards Ted Kaminski.

MacNCheezus,
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Sorta, but without the mail bombs.

Socsa,

The industrial revolution and its consequences…

RIP_Cheems,
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Player2, to lemmyshitpost in The struggle Isreal

Looks zoomed in already, only the numbers are visible on the whole thing. Guess he was on to something

MacNCheezus,
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TFW you made the font so big you need two tablets

https://i.imgflip.com/18ps27.jpg

bizarrocullen, to lemmybewholesome in Men only want one thing and it's wholesome

Man: “alright, fell right into the trap”

Proceeds to cut one

stoicmaverick,

This is actually how the concept of the modern vibrator was conceived.

surewhynotlem,

Well of course you have to fuel the jetpack.

JusticeForPorygon, to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said
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Ted Kaczynski approves

MacNCheezus,
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RIP_Cheems,
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I new i couldn’t be the only one who thought that.

Hikermick, to lemmybewholesome in Men only want one thing and it's wholesome

A reach around?

mriormro,
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Not everything has to be sexual.

Xanis, (edited )

Say again? I can’t hear you while getting bent over by rent, bills, grocery costs, etc.

At least it’s done gently. They caress my money lovingly out of my bank account each month.

airbreather, to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient

A video version of the joke: youtu.be/ehiCgps8vow

candyman337,

Gus Johnson bad

MacNCheezus,
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Good one!

irish_link, to lemmybewholesome in Men only want one thing and it's wholesome

I would like to be the small spoon sometimes…

It really can’t compare to anything when you are stressed or upset, to be held makes a huge difference.

Yearly1845,

No way, big spoon for life. Best feeling ever.

ramenshaman,

It’s nice. My girlfriend is about half my size and she’s a good big spoon.

sharkwellington,

Jetpacking

MeatPilot, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads
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What’s the copper to crack exchange rate currently?

ComradeKhoumrag,
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5.5lbs of copper is apparently about 20$ worth

MycelialMass,

What is that? Like 1 crack?

Death_Equity,

Like 4.

Emerald, (edited )

I should make a website that shows crack prices across the usa on a map. I could open it up to submissions and build a dataset of what people charge for crack. Then get a perfect business plan. Corner the crack market. Oh wow I know what im gonna do with the rest of my life!

Death_Equity,

Crack is cheap unless you are in the nice suburbs. Not much variation in price otherwise.

Your competition would not take kindly to your business. See inner city violence.

Schadrach,

Even ignoring the likelihood of being murdered, illegal drug arbitrage is going to be low margin for the amount of risk involved. Most of the profit is with the manufacturers and distributors.

Death_Equity,

You can only get cocaine from the South American cartels. No local production with vertical integration is impossible. You can only cut into street level as a producer and direct customer interface is the only viable business model. That competition would be a direct with likewise retailers. Yes, buying from the producers of raw material and locally producing the finished good has a considerable profit margin, but your direct competition is established brands that have no problem capping a fool stepping on their block. Distancing yourself from the customer-facing business only decreases profit margin and risk, but unavoidable turnover would mandate a more direct customer interface in order to maximize profit margins by absorbing considerable risk.

SpiderShoeCult,

this guy supply chains

Emerald,

then I won’t sell in the neighborhood. I’ll start a website, getgoodcrack4me.biz

FlyingSquid,
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“1 crack please, Mr. Dealer, sir.”

Emerald,

But that doesn’t mean that you’d get the full $20 if you take it to a scrapyard. Still pretty good though. A relative of mine searches dumpsters for metal stuff and gets good money selling it to scrapyards. They have a job and good money. I think they just do it as a sidehustle and for fun

feedum_sneedson,

That can’t be true, that seems incredibly cheap.

Asidonhopo, (edited )

Wait I can buy 5 lbs of copper for 20 dollars? Making ingots sounds like a blast. Or coinage!

Edit: this is high quality copper, right?

guiguinofake,

Dude is about to write a complaint letter to crackhead-nasir

Thcdenton, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

You can milk anything with nipples

SPRUNT,

TIL almonds have nipples.

SparrowRanjitScaur,

He said you can milk anything with nipples, not all milk comes from nipples.

Tier1BuildABear,
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I have nipples thcdenton, can you milk me?

Resol, to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb
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I thought he always Yiddished his coffee.

MacNCheezus, (edited )
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I don’t even know what that means, but you gave me a great idea for another meme.

Also, Yiddish originates from the Ashkenazi community in 9th century Europe, Moses certainly didn’t know anything about that.

Resol,
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I was just trying to make a joke about a different language that was also written with the Hebrew script. Turns out it sounds terrible.

MacNCheezus,
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Oh vey, what a shonda…

Real talk though, that’s honestly quite fascinating, isn’t it. Yiddish is a Germanic language while Hebrew is Semitic. Those are two entirely different language families, yet both languages use the same letters.

Also, Finnish and Hungarian belong to a common family even though they read and sound entirely different and have little cultural and no geographic overlap.

Resol,
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This is what keeps me up at night.

waterSticksToMyBalls, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

Nohio

rockerface,

Also known as: Ohno

samus12345,
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Ohellno

MacNCheezus,
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Aye, I could do that. Nobody would miss it anyways.

JusticeForPorygon, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me
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Let’s trade Florida for a second California.

femboy_bird,

can we just get rid of both of them pls?

LucidLethargy,

I’ll settle for sawing off Los Angeles and letting it float off into the distance.

maccentric,

How about we give Texas back to Mexico (if they’d take it)?

BarrelAgedBoredom,

While we’re at it, can we ditch the Dakotas on Canada? They didn’t do anything wrong I just find their presence irritating

samus12345,
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What did California do that’s so bad?

Macaroni_ninja, to lemmyshitpost in Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house
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Amazing, so you just prompt the exact explanation of a joke and AI can generate it?! How convenient and easy to understand! Thanks!

Prunebutt,

When people ask me why AI generated memes are creatively bankrupt, this post is what I’m gonna show them.

ignotum, (edited )

Isn’t low effort AI memes like the pinnacle of shitposting? All the stupid stuff noone could be arsed to make before is now a couple of clicks away

Anyways here’s an all-natural, organically grown, locally sourced shitpost, just for you:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6873734e-7d79-462b-b731-b91b181608b8.jpeg

Prunebutt,

I still think that “traditional” shitposting has a creative process to it.

ignotum,

Traditional:

  1. Think of shitpost
  2. Photoshop shitpost
  3. Profit

With AI:

  1. Think of shitpost
  2. Generate shitpost image
  3. Profit
Prunebutt,

Why not cut the middle man and just post the prompt?

ignotum,

A man with an exaggerated laughing-crying emoji pasted over his head, a bunch of 👌’s pasted everywhere, and then deepfried

I don’t want to go through a middle man so please make that in photoshop, and then look at it

Wow, yeah, not doing any work whatsoever is so much better, i’m sure that’ll take off

Prunebutt,

About as much creativity on display as feeding the prompt to an AI. Be cynical as much as you want: even shitpost enjoyers get bored if you’re not creative.

ignotum,

That’s why i’m not making shitposts

Aren’t you being cynical, that people aren’t capable of a shred of creativity if they use AI to make posts?

If i had made my idea above and posted it, it would (and should) get downvoted and fade away into obscurity, regardless of whether i used AI or photoshop to make it

Prunebutt,

Aren’t you being cynical, that people aren’t capable of a shred of creativity if they use AI to make posts?

I’ve yet to see an AI generated meme that had any creative merit bigger than what I described. Just look at the original post! That’s exactly what I’m talking about.

People think of something that could be funny, if they did the legwork and put some creative effort into it. But then, they simply ask the AI to do the hard part and post it.

reverendsteveii, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

ameroctopod

Agent641,

Amerachnid

reverendsteveii,

This is better, thank yoy

ekZepp, to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient
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MacNCheezus,
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I’d like to think that this is how people become gluten intolerant

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