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Viking_Hippie, to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient

I like that one of the purposes shown is just “chilling by itself” 😄

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It’s like a pet rock but fluffier.

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Quick, someone inform Alex Jones. AI is turning the frogs gay!
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I think the actual story that Alex “I don’t get enough oxygen when I sleep” Jones fudged that conspiracy theory from is way more interesting than turning frogs gay.

The pesticide atrazine apparently can turn male frogs into females.

And yes, Alex Jones recently said that he suffers from oxygen deficiency when he sleeps because of his “freakishly big neck” (or whatever words he used) which gives him visions from god.

TK420,

Visions from god (lol) or downloads from god? (Also lol)

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

He does sometimes call them downloads, true.

Hiro8811, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me
MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I love you too Zoidberg

gibmiser, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

Think about that GDP doe. Mmmmmmm

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

slaps Califournia

“Think about all the health insurance that tax money could buy.”

Empricorn,

Defense Department: “Best I can do is killing more brown people overseas.”

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

i could drive so many trucks

Son_of_dad,

Enough Californias to fund welfare to so many red states!

LunarVoyager,

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice,

    I wonder if there would be a way to draw that up. A healthcare system paid for by the states that participate and distributed federally. Treatment only for those from states that participate. Thus still pitting the government against the pharmaceutical companies in terms of fair prices and pushes states to ideally make their own choices which would slowly move towards more and more states choosing to support their people. We would have to be dicks and deny medical attention to people coming from other states. I’m sure there are a million holes to work out, but no one should have any reason to argue with it outside “I don’t want others to get help if I can’t.”

    Riven,
    @Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I would argue that we provide medical care for out of state people but all the facilities have posters providing the truth and sources of why it works well in this state. Maybe that way they’ll look a little deeper into why they have to travel to another state to get help.

    ObviouslyNotBanana, to lemmyshitpost in Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    OVEROSUN LOAD!

    Ghostalmedia,
    @Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

    OVEROSUNADARO

    aeronmelon,

    NANI?!

    Tier1BuildABear,
    @Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

    ORORORORORORO

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Hey, don’t make fun of AI for being dyslexic, that’s hella ableist.

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Don’t make fun of me for being ableist that’s hella rude

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Your momma so ableist she made fun of a paraplegic for not walking fast enough.

    gravitas_deficiency, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

    Califournia would be a HUGE tax base, and probably somewhat annoying, but Fourida would probably end up starting the next few world wars, and at least one of them would be over bath salts.

    BarrelAgedBoredom,

    Bath salts are old hat. We’re stuffed to the gills with fent and meth like everyone else now

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    Except for the fucking that’s kind of what we do with our bag of rice.

    dipshit,

    Why not both?

    Uschaan, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

    I’m pretty sure Tenxas would be worse.

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Where would we even put all of those? Canada?

    Classy,

    Gulf of Mexico

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    The gulf says mexicno

    Doombot1,

    Space, where they can’t influence things? They should be fine with their independent power grid, right?

    TheMightyCanuck,
    @TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Please God no. We already have Texas lite with Alberta

    Source: Albertan

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    How about Albeighta as a compromise

    FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    They say that, but can you use it to cure lupus?

    Imgonnatrythis,

    Not sure, but if you spread it in a circle around you the gluten intolerant will not come near you.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    My wife’s best friend is gluten intolerant.

    I appreciate the handy tip.

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    I bet you could trap her in a summoning circle like a demon and make her grant you wishes or something. Like, I dunno, paint my chicken coop and I’ll let you out of the gluten.

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    False advertising strikes again…

    MTK,

    You can use the flour to strike again!

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    The all-purpose flour strikes back

    candyman337, to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient

    Wait what’s that guy on the left doing lmao

    Cold_Brew_Enema,

    All Pumping Flour

    OpenStars,
    @OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

    I… don’t think we really want to know?

    Possibly similar to the guy on the far right.

    Dasnap,
    @Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

    Floueshlight.

    Imgonnatrythis,

    What don’t your understand about ALL PURPOSE?

    OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient
    @OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

    You can use it as toilet paper.

    Mind you, it’s not very effective.

    photonic_sorcerer,
    @photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Instructions unclear, now I have an even whiter ass. Also something doesn’t feel right.

    OpenStars,
    @OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

    Throw in the washer, tumble dry low.

    OpenStars,
    @OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

    Don’t forget, you can always go to the booty store. To confirm: NSFW.

    Dieterlan, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

    Do both. Then the US is a spider. Or maybe a funky crab?

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    It’ll definitely start getting funky if you play some Raggaeton or Merengue

    get_off_the_phone,

    Crab rave anyone?

    Corkyskog,
    @Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Omg there’s this toy my kid had (we gave it away) that we called the “Euro Crab” and it would play European Rave/EDM type music and frantically zipped side to side around your living room. My dog was traumatized.

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Everybody do the Macarena

    
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    </span><span style="color:#323232;">(~^.^)~ 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">(~^.^~)
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">~(^.^)~
    </span>
    
    PeriodicallyPedantic,

    Carcinisation really going wild on this one

    Driveway4964, to comicstrips in Bad dog!

    I like how the author left it up to interpretation of whether the dog killed the human, because there’s no panel of the shot going off. For all we know, the dog is smoking from the gun, and the man is taking a nap.

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Are you a lawyer by any chance?

    Driveway4964,

    Nope! I’m just “obtuse” /s

    FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb
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    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    No.

    Isaiah 30:8-14

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    You wouldn’t be suggesting that all Jews are Israelis would you?

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

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  • FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Yep. That’s what I thought. You do not get to make all Jews responsible for Israel’s apartheid and genocide. You’re taking a break from Lemmy Shitpost.

    flambonkscious,

    If this constitutes suffering,then clearly not!

    caseyweederman, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

    Gonenada

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Your terms are acceptable

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