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knorke3, to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

This hotel Switzerland
famous you sleep located
rooms with mountains
no walls,

also: is for which let in the in

MacNCheezus,
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Advanced level “don’t dead, open inside”

WhisperingEye, to memes in Uhhh... no thanks

The trick is to stop going somewhere and go elsewhere

Engywuck,

But then everybody would go elsewhere.

MacNCheezus, (edited )
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Well, then you just go back to the first place and enjoy it without people

bilb, to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said
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how do i summion wengido

MacNCheezus, (edited )
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Here you go

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/633b3d14-8f97-4b4e-8495-f0cf70e555b6.jpeg

On second thought, scratch the whole wendigo idea. Perhaps I’ll just stick to breeding normal critters like raccoons or sasquatches.

cm0002,

On second thought, scratch the whole wendigo idea. Perhaps I’ll just stick to breeding normal critters like raccoons or sasquatches.

Well that’s no way to raise a loyal nightmare army

MacNCheezus,
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Idk man, I think sasquatches are probably a lot more loyal than wendigos.

hex_m_hell,

There’s already enough monsters with an insatiable appetites fed by blood and suffering who’s appetite grows the more they consume: billionaires.

MacNCheezus,
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Perhaps billionaires are just wendigos with a job… 🤔

JusticeForPorygon, to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said
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Ted Kaczynski approves

MacNCheezus,
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RIP_Cheems,
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I new i couldn’t be the only one who thought that.

Desistance, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

One Florida is enough, thanks.

hperrin,

s/enough/too many/

MacNCheezus,
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We’ve had one, yes, but what about second Florida?

hungryphrog, to memes in Too soon?

just let this stupid meme template die already

morrowind,
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Mfs going to hell to find that guy when they realize they’re now in hell for eternity

MBM,

I hate the word normie, but even “normies vs me” would be so much better

Kiosade,

What word would you prefer? To me, neurotypical just sounds a bit too scientific to use in casual conversation/memes.

wowwoweowza, to memes in Crazy fact

Listen — I’m just trying to get things straight. Isn’t this the very definition of a Shitpost?

TheBat,
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dessalines, (edited )

His reaction looks like he’s getting interviewed by Dr. Steve Brule.

wowwoweowza,

Thought so. There’s a good Shitpost community here in Lemmy.

machinaeZER0,

I’ve never seen this before but it’s immediately one of my favorite gifs of all time

OhStopYellingAtMe,
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  • wowwoweowza,

    You’re the only one who gets it.

    Zehzin, to memes in Lunch time
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    My god that pan must have some serious weapons of mass destruction

    pingveno,

    Time to make some Freedom Fries!

    Gork,

    Aluminum!

    Tubes!

    XTornado,

    some serious weapons of mass destruction

    Fucking Teflon.

    ArbitraryValue, to memes in Democracy

    This meme contains a common accusation from 20 years ago, but I think it’s odd that it is being posted in 2024, long after it became clear that whatever the purpose of the invasion of Iraq actually was, it wasn’t to obtain oil wealth.

    Beetschnapps,

    It was to remake the area Pax Americana as dictated by the the neo con “Project for a New American Century”. Basically republicans making it up as they go along and assuming destabilizing an entire region would somehow stabilize the larger picture.

    …wikipedia.org/…/Project_for_the_New_American_Cen…

    “ In 1998, Kristol and Kagan advocated regime change in Iraq throughout the Iraq disarmament process through articles that were published in the New York Times…”

    Basically they’d been lobbying for the Iraq war since the Clinton admin but normal people saw how fucking stupid of an endeavor it was.

    It took 9-11 and a Dick Cheney led psyops campaign to finally make it happen.

    The result…?

    Chaos, dead soldiers, no real benefit to US, a destruction of our image abroad, a waste of trillions of dollars etc… no real remaking of the region and the “morality” of this new century now belongs to MAGAtes and trump actively arguing he is a dictator who can stay in office indefinitely and kill his opponents.

    Way to go republicans… Also now we have idiots spamming stupid memes that show they can’t tell the different between the 90s and their own asshole.

    MotoAsh,

    Yea, it was to spread “democracy”, duh.

    ArbitraryValue,

    Well, yes - George W. Bush appears in retrospect to have been sincere. Some of the other powerful supporters of the war did profit from it, but at the expense of American taxpayers rather than Iraqis.

    Sarcasmo220,

    but at the expense of American taxpayers rather than Iraqis

    Maybe monetarily. When it came to lives lost, Iraqis paid the higher cost.

    aew360,

    He initially accused Hussein of being in league with Al-Qaeda too. He pressured the shit out of the intelligence community to corroborate his story. When they refused, it was switched to what you just described. People give Bush too much credit. He was just very dumb.

    Also this is like the fourth “US NEEDS OIL” meme I’ve seen today lmao. Domestic production is at an all time high, and very little oil produced in the Middle East even comes to the states. But we shouldn’t let facts get in the way of this weird meme campaign

    arudesalad,

    All those memes are from the same poster

    Annoyed_Crabby, to lemmyshitpost in Hope that clears things up

    How about stick cooking spray and spray cooking stick? Please advice.

    hex_m_hell, (edited )

    Non-stick spray cooking will also spray cook sticks. It can act as a stick cooking spray.

    I hope this helps.

    brown567, (edited )

    Napalm for sticky cooking spray?

    Edit: sticky spray cooking

    Blackout, to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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    Why doesn't anybody stop me? This isn't my fault.

    MacNCheezus,
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    Well did you ask?

    Before anyone can stop you, you first have to tell them what they should stop you from.

    Enkers, (edited )

    Stop it!

    …no?

    Well I tried.

    neatchee, to memes in Let's hope it never has to come to this

    I’m putting some cloth over the end with a rubberband and filling it with crushed altoids. If I’m gonna huff sewage fumes, let’s at least make it minty fresh

    Stamets, to memes in Every girl has one of these at her place
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    I cannot tell you how much I need this on my wall. Desperately. I want a nice resolution one just on a canvas on my wall… fuck. Who do I have who I can annoy a Christmas gift out of…

    SpaghettiYeti,

    There are variations of this all over. I have one that’s black in Gothic fonts next to my front door. People love it. Highly recommend.

    brap,

    Agreed. I need this.

    ceenote,

    It’s on amazon

    ProfessorGumby, to memes in The future is now
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    Welcome to the future. Nothing works now! :D

    rosymind,

    This is not the future I envisioned as a kid

    Cap, to memes in California in a nutshell
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    I don't see the nutshell.

    WhatsHerBucket,
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    That’s because it’s IN the nutshell

    DessertStorms,
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    MeatsOfRage,

    Was this gif ripped from a VCR?

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