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peopleproblems, to lemmyshitpost in play stupid games

Ok, what?

Is the guy in this situation trying to brag, or does he not realize that A. it’s probably like 4 donuts and B. you ain’t gonna fit in the donut

kewwwi, (edited )
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

the girl in this situation was allowed to play with it

don’t ruin all your fun with stupid analysis, kthxx

peopleproblems,

psh overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

like 4 donuts

4??

peopleproblems,

Yeah. the donut I have here is about an inch and a quarter long. I’m in the upper percentile so I figured I wouldn’t use my size, so that round that down and 4 should be like 80%

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

i never measured a donut but I would swear it’s taller than that

peopleproblems,

I… would measure it, but I’m out of donuts. I’ll pick one up for the sake of a shitpost

zzx,

Pretty sure I could fit like… Two… And I think I’m bigger than average? Doughnuts are just way bigger than this. 4 is a huge amount of doughnuts. You’d need like, a 10 inch cock

peopleproblems,

Nah man, the ones I just posted top at 6" and some. I doubt most will fit in it though, I certainly dont

zzx,

Shit bro, you did the analysis… Can’t argue with results like that

peopleproblems,

It’s why I do it. These are important things that we should understand fully when discussing them

lightnsfw,
peopleproblems,

You know, not what I was thinking, but I can see how it falls within the bounds of my statement.

Starkstruck,

It’s a play on the “she let me run hot wheels over them titties” meme. Just doing increasingly goofy shit with your partner’s body.

peopleproblems,

fr thank you, I hadn’t seen that meme

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

What happened to simply hitting a line off her bum? Kids these days…

user224, to selfhosted in Does anyone else harvest the magnets and platters from old drives as a monument to selfhosting history?
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I will keep the magnets if I ever get into this in the future, but not the platters. I’ll just safely destroy them and dispose of them.

So far I only had 3 laptops and no desktops. I had 0 HDD failures, since I only ever had 3 of them so far.
The oldest one is more than 17 years old 80GB 2.5" Fujitsu HDD.

SzethFriendOfNimi,
@SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world avatar

The magnets are fantastic for tool mounts since they’re so strong

tburkhol,

Back in the day, I’d go through HDDs faster than systems-always needed to add storage before I could replace the CPU. I didn’t start disassembling them until they got up to the 500 _M_B range, but you’d often get 3 platters back then. OP must be harvesting from a whole workgroup - I’ve only got a 3cm stack and 7 drives waiting for the screwdriver.

XTL, to selfhosted in Does anyone else harvest the magnets and platters from old drives as a monument to selfhosting history?

Yes. Got to admit mine just isn’t as big as yours, though.

butwhyishischinabook, to star_wars in AT-AT cutaway

I had the book with this illustration as a kid! It was one of my favorites along with the Death Star.

setsneedtofeed,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Yes the cutaway style is great. I wish I had the full book because I know it has tons of different entries.

middlemanSI, to lemmyshitpost in Lmk

Ok who’s idea is this? I want a name.

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

Who is idea?

oDDmON, to selfhosted in Does anyone else harvest the magnets and platters from old drives as a monument to selfhosting history?

Yes. The magnets are ridiculously strong. Several hold screen in place on my heat exchanger, to keep leaves and lawn debris at bay.

Haven’t figured out a good use for the platters, but skeet shooting has crossed my mind.

cmnybo,

If you wind a 2 or 3 layer pancake coil the size of the platter out of 12 or 14AWG magnet wire and dump a couple kJ through it from a capacitor bank, the platter will launch into the air. Don’t try it indoors unless you want a platter embedded in the ceiling.

Gork,

Zombie apocalypse DIY railgun

EdanGrey, to foodporn in Sopa de Lima

This looks great, might have to give it a go!

possiblylinux127, to selfhosted in Does anyone else harvest the magnets and platters from old drives as a monument to selfhosting history?

I use SSDs

ininewcrow, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Fish are our friends
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

As funny as this is … there is an actual viral photo and video of someone doing this in real life.

It’s another example of how screwed we are as a species.

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Have you considered what lack of pussy does to a mofo. The guy making the fish suck his dick is the victim here if you ask me. The true Villains are the females that refused to sleep with him /s

funkajunk,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

Redpilled Master Race

also /s

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

there is an actual viral photo and video of someone doing this in real life.

There’s also one of a monkey using a frog as a fleshlight. The more we evolve, the more we stay the same!

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Jesus … is our universe just depraved by default?

activ8r,

Yeah, pretty much.

DanglingFury,

Our universe is. We came along and applied morality to it

Slovene,

There’s also a vid of a dolphin using a beheaded fish as a fleshlight.

funkajunk,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

That’s some real sexual apex predator shit right there.

Spacehooks, to memes in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

I don’t think ppl getting married is wierd before 24 risky sure. Having kids before 24 is crazy. Like 2 years in workforce at minimum. Barely time to be able an adult before a parent.

can,

Barely time to be able an adult before a parent.

Which always ends up unfair to the parents and children.

Son_of_dad,

I much prefer being a young parent, than the idea of raising teenagers in my 50s or 60s. I much rather have all my fun, travel and adventures with my kids or will do with my wife when we’re older and the kids moved out

Spacehooks,

That’s fair. My mom was a teenager when she had me so it’s interesting watching her going from rebel teen staying up watching horror movies to ultra Christian as she got older. I feel like my siblings which are all 5 years apart benefited from less beatings and more income. I will say my mom had sooo many marriages (she’s on #7). It would’ve been nice if she found the one before they got baby trapped into our lives. 1-6 were dumb as f. Personally I loved the huged age gaps between us. Never felt the siblings issues we saw in Malcom in the middle but that wasn’t in the cards for me to have as a parent. So there are plus and minus to it overall.

powerofm, to lemmyshitpost in Lmk

Inertia is a property of matter

Tar_alcaran,

Also, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

PopcornPrincess, to foodporn in Sopa de Lima

Looking at this reminds me of menudo or pozole. 🤤 when I was a kid, I would squeeze the lime into my soup then rub the remaining lime on my tortilla and go to town. Absolutely mouth-watering.

JoShmoe, to lemmyshitpost in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.

This sign would be more effective for a gun store. Here you just get the coffee but then what? The raptors are still waiting for you except now you smell better.

OpenStars, (edited )
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

But with coffee you are juiced up enough to… Oh no, YOU were the cause of all those juiced-up raptors out there, running around like Captain Janeway looking for her next fix!? :-( :-P

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Raptors are notoriously allergic to coffee.

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m so glad to live in a country where gun stores are a foreign concept.

JoShmoe,

But are you safe from Raptors?

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yes! They’re extinct.

Or perhaps that’s exactly what they want us to think…

Monument, to lemmyshitpost in Lmk

I knew something once. It was awful.

Yannotron,

That’s an ace comment! Thank you for the smile provoking words.

PeriodicallyPedantic, to lemmyshitpost in play stupid games
detectivesniffles,
@detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

damn i ain’t got shit on that

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You should shower if you have shit on it.

bl_r,

I store them in my stomach

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