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  • FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    If you don’t believe in the FSM and you’re wrong, you’ll get no pasta in the afterlife.

    unionagainstdhmo,
    @unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone avatar

    If to forgive is divine either hell doesn’t exist or god isn’t divine…

    PolandIsAStateOfMind,
    @PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

    Also christian god supposedly don’t like religious opportunists very much so people going pascal on him would probably regret it if it was correct.

    imgprojts,

    All wise, all powerful, just can’t handle money!.. George Carlin.

    m3t00, to memes in Why not?
    @m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

    he sees you when you’re sleeping. he knows when you’re awake

    imgprojts,

    He knows if your fart is good, so fart good for goodness sake!

    MooseBoys, to memes in Why not?

    Pascal’s little-known friend Luigi’s wager.

    Rolive,

    Pastas wager?

    Quexotic,

    I think his name is linguini.

    kibiz0r, to memes in Why not?

    There will never be anything more illustrative of the limits of human intellect than the fact that a master logician famously argued that:

    I ought to do XYZ because there may be an omnipotent being that rewards doing XYZ

    …and did not immediately think:

    I ought not to do XYZ because there may be an omnipotent being that punishes doing XYZ

    digger,
    @digger@lemmy.ca avatar

    That’s why I’m working tirelessly to bring Roko’s Basilisk into being! 👍

    abraxas,

    As a theist, I agree. Pascal’s Wager is a terrible argument for God. It doesn’t even address the variety of religions that contradict Christianity with contradicting moral imperatives. It only works if the outcomes are “My Variant of Christian God Exists” or “No God Exists”.

    Quexotic,

    Are you referring to this? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal's_wager

    Zerush, to memes in Why not?
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    LemmyKnowsBest,

    He thought he had religion nailed, but now he’s screwed.

    Sordid,

    Screws genuinely are better fasteners than nails, though…

    CanadaPlus, (edited )

    Nails are cheaper, and can be faster to put it. That’s why they’re still a thing.

    Edit: Maybe? Apparently their ability to slip a bit is also useful in construction.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Doesn’t that depend on the application?

    Sordid, (edited )

    I can’t think of an application where a nail is better. Sure, sometimes a nail will do and there’s no need to use a screw, but that doesn’t make the nail better, just cheaper.

    chiliedogg,

    For framing a house a nail is absolutely better. As the house settles, wood shrinks, and the frame flexes in storms or quakes the nails allow the wood to move instead of causing things to warp and break.

    Quexotic,

    TIL. Thank you, internet stranger.

    CanadaPlus,

    TIL. I thought it was just about speed and cost.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Anywhere that you need greater shear or flexibility, nails are preferable.

    Zerush,
    @Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

    It depends on every need and environment

    https://file.coffee/u/lxxrFGPV9hFqtHOJ9lAtM.png

    LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

    Screws genuinely are better fasteners than nails, though…

    Oh so this cartoon depicts a prophet who helped someone upgrade to a more meaningful object of worship.

    JokeDeity, to memes in True

    My concerns with AI are like doctors cheating their way through school with chatGPT and deepfakes leading nations into war, other people’s concerns with AI are that rich artists won’t get credit for derivative works. It’s all a fucking joke to me and I’m going to keep enjoying my time with Stable Diffusion.

    zepheriths, to memes in Why not?

    I don’t mean to sound cynical, but Pastafarian Is ment to be a joke. named after Rastafarians. People that thought Haile Selassie was the second coming of Christ.

    atlasraven31,

    Just as valid as any other religion.

    riesendulli,

    Blasphemous. The great pastawars will lack a lot of sauce

    DmMacniel,

    have you minced your sauce?

    Zink,

    LET US SPILL SAUCE THIS DAY!

    riesendulli,
    SuddenDownpour,

    Certified whoosh moment

    seitanic,
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    And…?

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    The Abrahamic religions started with a joke. God told Abraham to kill his son and then said it was just a prank, bro.

    zepheriths,

    That wasn’t the start was. It started when God said " go to the middle of nowhere bro, trust me bro" "If you’re going to make an insult, do it properly."

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    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    The Abrahamic religions began with the Binding of Isaac and Abraham’s “sacrifice” of circumcising himself.

    Track_Shovel, to memes in Why not?
    @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

    Is this AI?

    Masimatutu,
    @Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

    No idea, I found it on Mastodon and TinEye can’t trace it so probably.

    HonkTonkWoman,

    Pretty sure that this is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    May have to ask a practicing Pastafarian to weigh in on whether this is a legitimate depiction of the noodlely goodness, or whether it’s like a white Jesus situation.

    shalafi,

    I’m ordained in the Chruch and I’ll accept it.

    Masimatutu, (edited )
    @Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

    I know, I just meant that I cannot find any source for this specific image, which means it’s probably AI-generated.

    edit: And no, by the way, the depiction isn’t completely accurate because the balls are missing. Here is an accurate depiction:

    https://wallpaperset.com/w/full/f/3/5/95007.jpg

    HonkTonkWoman,

    Ah, so you’re spreading blasphemy?

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Damn iconoclasts!

    lemmy,

    It might be but the image is similar to other pastafarians depictions of the flying spaghetti monster.

    Midjourney mostly creates scary looking ones with a simple input.

    https://linkopath.com/pictrs/image/f199253f-54f3-4fa4-882a-0dc99c1a13f1.jpeg

    Track_Shovel,
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    seitanic,
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Damn, the Lovecraftian monsters in this thread are going to haunt my nightmares.

    Track_Shovel,
    @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

    Or make you get into tentacle porn

    MarmaladeMermaid,

    But like, in a yummy way?

    Holzkohlen,

    And here I thought the communion wafers SOMEHOW being the body of christ or something. At least pastafari get to cut out all that allegorical nonsense.

    Zink,

    I like to think of them as cookbook-accurate angels.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    That last one looks surprisingly like some of the biblically accurate angels.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a06ff170-7cea-4ff7-95cc-80b29f9d5e36.png

    Track_Shovel,
    @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

    Is this AI? If so amazing, and j want to know the prompts.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    As far as I know, it is not.

    Buttons,
    @Buttons@programming.dev avatar

    “Be not afraid!”

    Holzkohlen,

    It says, it’s spaghetti endlessly writhing.

    Starshader,
    Track_Shovel,
    @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

    Holy cow I love this

    Minarble,

    No it’s an actual photo.

    Big pasta is trying to suppress it.

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

    No, this is Patrick.

    Track_Shovel,
    @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar
    GreenMario, to memes in Why not?

    I sacrifice C:\Windows\System32 to you, old noodly one! 🗑️ Bless me with the computing power to pwn my enemies in CS2, see them driven before me on Twitch, and hear the Lamentations of their simps.

    shalafi,

    I’m an ordained minister in The Church of the FSM and I approve this liturgy. I should seriously ask Bobby if this can make it into official church doctrine.

    GreenMario,

    I just realized the meme said “believe” and not “delete” cuz I’m half blind and shit but whatever I was inspired anyways thanks to the FSM. No regrets

    SnipingNinja,

    FSM works in mysterious ways

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Have faith, my child, and rm -rf /.

    heckypecky, to memes in Why not?

    Bless his noodly appendage

    FlyingSquid, (edited )
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    HER noodly appendage, you heretic!

    Haven’t your read the 95 Feces?

    superduperenigma,

    R’amen 🙏

    OrteilGenou, (edited )

    I believe that the big bang was an overcooked ravioli that burst us all into existence, in the name of the fusilli, the sacchettoni, and the holy gnocchi, al dente.

    Overzeetop,

    R’amen

    shalafi, to memes in Why not?

    I’m ordained in the Church of the FSM and got my fiancé’s buddy ordained so he could marry us week after next. Florida say’s it’s all good!

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Congratulations!

    KnightontheSun,

    Is it really? I am FSM “ordained”, but as far as I know it is not accepted in the states I operate in. Not to worry, I am ordained in at least two other accepted online churches. I only do this for close family.

    SuckMyWang,

    But gay people are devaluing the institution

    asg101, to memes in Why not?

    Makes just as much sense as any other cult.

    Zink,

    It makes way more sense than the other cults imo. Like, I won’t get disowned by my family if I change my mind, and in an emergency he can nourish me with his noodly appendage.

    asg101,

    he can nourish me with his noodly appendage.

    Certainly sounds more appealing than the blood and body of zombie jebus, I will admit.

    captain_aggravated, to memes in Why not?
    @captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I’m personally a devotee of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. May her holy hooves never be shod.

    MajesticSloth,
    @MajesticSloth@lemmy.world avatar

    We know she is pink because we have faith.

    joyjoy, to memes in Why not?

    Then again, the first commandment

    Viking_Hippie,

    Don’t eat the one fruit that makes you smarter?

    joyjoy,

    God is a jealous bitch, don’t be talking to other gods.

    c0mbatbag3l,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    Idk man, “though shalt not have other gods before me” pretty much directly implies that other gods exist, and we’re square just as long as I don’t worship the flying spaghetti monster below God.

    Then of course we shift to monotheism in the more recent Old Testament.

    redcalcium, to memes in True

    No! If capitalism gone, my 0.0000000001% chance of becoming a billionaire would be gone as well!

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