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teft, to risa in Stanley Kubrick is a magician
@teft@startrek.website avatar

They did fake the moon landing. Problem is Kubrick is such a stickler for detail that he insisted they shoot on location.

zifnab25,

Going to the B-roll footage of Apocalypse Now to deny the existence of Vietnam

directive0,
@directive0@lemmy.world avatar

youtu.be/_M50Fd3gXvM

This skit always summed it up for me.

negativenull,
@negativenull@startrek.website avatar

Classic

jawa21, (edited )
JohnDClay, (edited )
jawa21,

Ah, thanks! Gifs kept eluding me.

Th4tGuyII, (edited )
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar
JohnDClay,

Yeah, that bottom one is the format I used.

teft,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

Your way links it with alt text. The way below hot links the image to show it in the comment.


<span style="color:#323232;">![](gif url here)
</span>

That’s how I always do gifs.

Th4tGuyII,
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

Ah, I see this is one of those little differences between KBin and Lemmy.

This is what I see...

So you guys see that first one as just the GIF and not that massive URL that we see.

teft,
@teft@startrek.website avatar
prole, (edited )

If Barry Lyndon was any indication, he would have def gotten the natural light spot on.

Kind of a boring movie, but goddamn is it gorgeous.

leftzero,

And do you know how he managed to make every frame in that film look like a period painting…? A very particular and expensive lens NASA gave him.

(Of course, though, while the man despised filming on location, he required massive amounts of reference pictures to build his sets, so even though the official moon landing was fake, NASA still had to get some astronauts there first to take those pictures for him.)

leftzero,

No, no, Kubrick hated shooting on location. All those Vietnam scenes in Full Metal Jacket…? Filmed right next to London.

Now, he did fake the moon landing, of course, that’s why NASA gave him the lens he used to make every single frame in Barry Lyndon look like a period painting… but much like with the start of 2001 (also filmed in London), he wanted lots of location pictures for reference (he didn’t want to go there, wherever it was, but he had no qualms whatsoever about sending other people), so he demanded NASA send astronauts to the moon anyway to take those pictures, and the official moon landing was faked using those pictures taken in the real one as reference.

Nakoichi,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

god dammit I didn’t read down to this comment before making the exact same joke picard

theodewere, (edited )
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

the lunar commissary that the film crew used during shooting is still there, you can see it with a good telescope

reverendsteveii, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

this got so out of hand at my local fest that they decided to do time traveller’s weekend as a theme. this year we went, and my costume was a cave man who hit his head on a tree branch while chasing a rabbit, woke up here and is amazed by everything

UnrepententProcrastinator,

I hope you interacted with someone’s pet like it was potential food.

ouRKaoS,
Rednax,

Awww mannn. Stupid rules.

Dr_Fetus_Jackson,

Hol’up. They don’t want that?

reverendsteveii,

you mean friend-wolf? friend-wolf not food!

A_Union_of_Kobolds, to risa in Yet they immediately forgot again

Basic overcurrent protection? In my sci-fi?

Next you’re gonna tell me you can’t just “re-route power” by pressing buttons on a screen and not, you know, actually unhooking any wires!

Norgur,

How do you know the buttons don't trigger relais or the like which then actually unhook the wires?

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Judging from what things look like when they open up the walls, they could just be telling the system to use a specific circuit path. It looks like everything is just a bunch of blocks or cards with super dense computer chips on them and half the repairs we ever see are just these being unslotted and replaced. The other half being waving fake tools around.

NaibofTabr, (edited )
Blue_Morpho,

It’s an inanimate carbon rod. The hero of space.

glibg10b,

That’s an interesting way to spell relays

EinfachUnersetzlich,

OP is probably German.

Norgur,

Verflixt und zugenäht!

EinfachUnersetzlich,

Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof.

Norgur,

Now we have the salad!

marcos,

I don’t know about you people, but personally, I always write programs at work by removing boards from my computer and plugging them in a different order.

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s why they are so fit and resourceful. Imagine carrying every IF statement by hand.

Eylrid,

That not too far off how they used to program computers with punch cards

marcos,

Well, it really wasn’t. You’d program by punching the cards, and then insert them into the computer. If they brought the boards from a terminal (or replicator), and switched the old ones to the new ones, the entire thing would make sense.

It’s a bit similar to how people programed analogical computers at the 50s. But it’s actually a lot like programing old sewing machines. The thing those have in common is that their programs were always an order of magnitude smaller than this comment.

admiralteal,

Building everything to be able to re-route to everything is WHY all the consoles are constantly exploding.

mosiacmango, (edited )

O’Brien constantly breaking good cardassian engineering with infernal federation secondary backups.

BloodSlut,

What do you mean you dont want to reroute all the power for the warp engines into the navigation console?

ThunderclapSasquatch,

With that much power you can navigate anywhere, at least until the console melts through the floor

A_Union_of_Kobolds,

Exactly, sure you could have relays or Automatic Transfer Switches like we use from generators. But if you’re just slamming more power at stuff than it’s meant to use, where’s your overcurrent protection?

emergencyfood,

you can’t just “re-route power” by pressing buttons on a screen and not, you know, actually unhooking any wires!

High-voltage switches might be a bit complicated. One I’ve seen requires you to tighten a spring and then have it released extremely fast to prevent sparking. Still, there should be a way to do it safely, without having to go near or touch the wiring.

wrath_of_grunge,
@wrath_of_grunge@kbin.social avatar

one of my favorite jokes about this is on TNG. i think it's the episode where the bridge gets cut off from the rest of the ship, and Troi is in charge of running the ship. O'Brian makes a comment to Ro about how you can't 'just reroute power from things'.

it's a funny little nod from the writers.

m_r_butts,

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  • MandalorianPotato,
    @MandalorianPotato@lemmy.world avatar

    Yes the buttons can control relay switches.

    captainlezbian,

    Yeah you can shut the power from anywhere if you’re running low. You just need a sufficient switching system and for the issue to be related to supply or drain elsewhere

    porthos, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

    It would make way more sense for Stargate cosplayers to be at a renfaire since every single planet they went to on that series seemed to have villagers at about the renaissance level of technology (gotta wonder, did they have access to a bunch of medieval/renaissance sets for cheap lol?).

    Of course, if you went as Stargate cosplayers you would have to basically dress up as para military wannabe chuds who’s personalities revolve around owning useless guns (like sword person who is obsessed with swords but way less fun) and being a bigot. People might not even recognize you are in costume and just assume you are a bunch of losers who express their freedom by going to renfaires carrying around murder weapons and dressing in tactical gear.

    sigh

    …better to go as the Star Trek cosplayers lol.

    cantstopthesignal,

    You could just have that weird golden cumshot on your forehead.

    EmpathicVagrant,

    Never forget the episode where it was upside down

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    Goes to the fair with the cumshot … but it isn’t golden

    JWBananas,
    @JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

    What a terrible day to be literate

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Stargate- thousands of inhabited planets, and almost all of them look like Canada.

    Taleya,

    Eh class

    cro_magnon_gilf,

    Staff weapons are weapons of terror murder.

    The P-90 is a weapon of war!

    porthos,

    Yeah but in Star Trek’s future they have headlamps… but for your handshttps://startrek.website/pictrs/image/8fac47d4-94c9-4404-9528-bb263c36b87e.png

    evatronic,

    You’d never mistake a SG team for the bigots. There are women, and non-white people on the team!

    /s

    cro_magnon_gilf,

    Have I missed something? Is stargate regarded as bigoted now?

    player2,

    I think they were saying the opposite. The gun obsessed military types you see in public may be bigots. SG characters may look similar bat are various races and not bigots.

    jawa21, to risa in Rule of Acquisition #10: Greed is eternal
    EmergMemeHologram,

    Rule 239: Never be afraid to mislabel a product.

    “Full self driving”

    Rom,
    @Rom@hexbear.net avatar

    “Free speech”

    The_Picard_Maneuver, to risa in Vulcans are like Onions...
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    You guys aren’t going to believe this, but I just watched Amok Time, and he’s been there all along.

    https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/e7dccd9d-f97b-4220-b94f-f0fdbc45239e.jpeg

    rustydomino,
    @rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

    This is the Quality Content ™ I come for.

    xusontha, to risa in Yet they immediately forgot again

    wait till they rediscover seatbelts

    lemillionsocks,
    @lemillionsocks@beehaw.org avatar

    THEY DO HAVE THEM! Every once in a while a trek will show seatbelts and then proceed to forget about them later.

    Zorque,

    That's what the inertial dampeners are for!

    ... if they were working

    xusontha,

    Have you tried diverting power from life support yet?

    aeronmelon,

    “Inertial dampeners have failed.”

    Many times someone will say this while the ships is performing combat maneuvers at several hundred kilometers per second.

    If that were true, everyone onboard would instantly become “chunky salsa.” (Obscure Trek-related quote, for anyone that can place it.)

    GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
    @GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social avatar

    If bracing for impact is good enough for the Enterprise, it's good enough for my Hyundai.

    aeronmelon,
    TheFriendlyArtificer,

    In my CRV I’ll often initiate attack plan omega.

    Maultasche,

    Isn’t there a joke about that in Nemesis?

    Nacktmull,

    and start actually putting on space suits when they should.

    StillPaisleyCat,
    @StillPaisleyCat@startrek.website avatar

    Then gatekeeping fans will say it breaks canon, has to be an alternate timeline/universe because they didn’t need those in TOS/TNG.

    Oh, wait, that’s one of the criticisms of the environmental suits in Discovery and SNW…

    Nacktmull,

    There are a lot of things to criticize about Discovery. How someone could choose to pick the spacesuits evades me.

    xusontha,

    But then they can’t get infected by the secret bioengineered virus left behind by the extinct species!

    Nacktmull,

    That would of course be a missed opportunity to tell the millionth variation of a space horror story almost as old as the sci-fi genre itself.

    mkwt, to risa in Yet they immediately forgot again

    Once again I remind you all that these consoles are not powered by a substance as boring as regular electricity. Oh no. It has to be highly energetic tuned plasma…straight to the user interface consoles…for, uh, reasons.

    Zorque,

    Gotta have a way to effortlessly kill redshirts. Whoops! Another plasma conduit blew out. Poor Gary.

    aeronmelon,

    The reason is because the engines produce this material as a waste product. So instead of venting it into space it’s processed and funneled back through the ship to power everything from lights to equipment.

    Very efficient and very VERY dangerous. Many Vulcans retired from the VSA because Humans pulled shit like this.

    mkwt,

    All I’m saying is, there’s no way this would pass a MIL-STD-882 safety assessment in the twenty first century. So I have no idea how they got their spaceworthiness certificate.

    Cethin,

    Wouldn’t it be easier and safer to just use it to generate boring old electricity and send that through the ship? Maybe the danger is there to keep the crew excited and working at maximum efficiency…

    keefshape,

    You have dangerous ideas.

    Blue_Morpho,

    I like the theory that it’s sent to the bridge to uplift the morale of the regular crew. They knew the officers will be the first to get blown up in any hostile encounter.

    It keeps the captain in check if he knows he’s going to get a blown up console to the face instead of a lower deck red shirt dying .

    When those protocols can’t be used like in landing parties, it’s the red shirts who die first.

    Alchemy, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case
    @Alchemy@lemmy.world avatar

    haha that is a good one! I wonder if the faire participants mind or feel like it hurts their immersion.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    People at ren fairs are usually in pretty good spirits and good humor. Considering there are people dressed as wizards and elves, I think they’d be okay with Star Trek time travelers.

    negativenull,
    @negativenull@startrek.website avatar

    The Venn Diagram of Renn Fair goers, and Trekkies isn’t a circle, but it’s close I’d imagine.

    TurnItOff_OnAgain,

    Some Faires have a time traveler day for things like this.

    TheMongoose,

    I've seen a story where one of the faire participants had a commbadge hidden in their costume, pulled the Trekkie to one side, showed it to them, then told them off for breaking the Prime Directive...

    ClarkDoom,

    I wear a TNG uniform to my local ren fair every year - it almost exclusively generates excitement and high fives.

    TheAlbatross,

    I’m similarly minded. A friend and I have talked about doing this for some time, but it’s such an old joke I sorta fear it wanders into the same territory as asking the grocery clerk if the item that didn’t scan is free.

    MaggiWuerze,

    I worked as a cashier and still do it 😅

    Alchemy,
    @Alchemy@lemmy.world avatar

    have you ever said anything back as a response, like" everything’s free if you steal it…" and just kind of pause for a moment?

    MaggiWuerze,

    I usually said something like “I already filled my theft quota for today”

    gravitas_deficiency,

    deadpan serious stare

    I’m not paid enough to care if you steal shit

    otter,

    My favorite, when I was working any last point of contact with customers: “It’s only a crime if you get caught. At least, that’s what I figured when I wonder why mgmt gets a cut of my pay.”, and the deadpan is essential. 🤘🏽

    weariedfae,

    weariedfae,

    What a perfect comparison. I would agree it’s in the same neighborhood. It was funny the first 8 million times.

    Taleya,

    Unfortunately the internet hellishly complements our copycat tendencies

    Thisfox,

    Depends on the event. There is a time and a place for the game.

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    A menagerie if you will

    NakariLexfortaine,

    In my experience, you might annoy the “hardcore” ones, but most people won’t be bothered. Hell, people may honestly join in, so long as you aren’t causing any problems.

    A lot of the Faire folk I have met are just happy people are participating and having a good time, and if you put effort into a costume, even better.

    dejected_warp_core,

    Considering what goes into the more hard-core outfits, they deserve respect for their dedication. And there are lots of outlets for that too, which is great (e.g. SCA).

    However, if someone gets their tabbard in a bunch because some sci-fi cosplayers ruined their sense of immersion, at what is arguably a pay-to-enter medieval-themed shopping mall, they may deserve what they get.

    A lot of the Faire folk I have met are just happy people are participating and having a good time, and if you put effort into a costume, even better.

    These people are the backbone of every Faire. Huzzah!

    Lemmygizer,

    At least at the Faires I’ve worked at no one cares.

    In fact, I have a second-hand anecdote that one faire staff has a screen accurate combadge inside their doublet. When they see people doing stuff like this, they run over and pull them aside. They would whip out the badge and get in their face. “Does the Prime Directive mean NOTHING to you?! This is an uncontacted pre-warp civilization. You are ruining YEARS of undercover research! Who is your captain? I’m going to have your court martialled if you don’t get under cover FAST.”

    Taleya,

    I’ve seen that as well, it’s slowly growing. Unsurprisingly the correlation of ren faire goers and trekkers is high.

    CosmicTurtle,

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  • Sotuanduso,

    Are you reading a different thread? It seems like most people don’t mind.

    Maggoty,

    God forbid I see some Star Trek cosplayer while I’m watching a comedian crack whips and sing twisted tunes.

    Sdnimm543, to risa in Yet they immediately forgot again

    Battle shorting the practice of negating the fuses in a ship or other war machine because a blown fuse disabling a key system could lead to the loss of the whole ship in battle, and the equipment can maybe work over its rated limit for a time when necessary. Cathode Ray Dude did a video about it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpJ_6LCly4A

    bouh,

    Something can probably be done though with matter synthetiser and teleporters.

    Spot,
    @Spot@startrek.website avatar

    “In a battle or emergency, where the survival of the vessel (or other protected asset) is dependent upon the continued operation of the equipment, it is sometimes wiser to risk equipment damage than have the equipment shut down when it is needed. For example, the electrical drives to elevate and traverse the guns of a combat warship may have “battleshort” fuses, which are simply copper bars of the correct size to fit the fuse holders, as failure to return fire in a combat situation is a greater threat to the ship and crew than damaging or overheating the electrical motors.”

    Huh. Learn something all the time.

    Sharpiemarker,

    So sticking a penny in the fuse slot in my car is actually a galaxy brain move.

    funkless_eck,

    when your car is under fire, yes.

    Sharpiemarker,

    If it’s not under fire, it’ll be on fire.

    agamemnonymous,
    @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Since fire rises(in atmosphere) anything on fire is technically under fire

    ininewcrow, to risa in Rule of Acquisition #10: Greed is eternal
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar
    cashews_best_nut,

    It’s amazing to realise Jeffrey Coombs played all those characters.

    negativenull,
    @negativenull@startrek.website avatar
    ummthatguy, to risa in Vulcans are like Onions...
    @ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
    negativenull,
    Semi-Hemi-Demigod, to risa in USS Nauvoo
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    Mormons with a starship?

    Do you want bugs to drop a rock on Buenos Aires? Because that's how you get bugs to drop a rock on Buenos Aires.

    GlitchyDigiBun,
    @GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    [Would you like to know more?]

    Doug,

    I’m doing my part!

    marcos,

    It’s not exactly Mormons that you need here. Just to point out, but the bugs on that movie are completely unable to redirect a space rock in any way.

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    They’ve got bugs that can shoot spaceships out of orbit with their butts. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to think they could knock an asteroid out of orbit.

    Though considering your username it might be you dropping the rocks.

    marcos,

    They have almost zero space presence, they only attack the ships from the ground. The only thing they can do with space is sending eggs away. (And those asteroids weren’t knocked out of orbit, they were sent though hyperspace.)

    Besides, the movie makes it pretty clear they just discovered they are in a war a few weeks prior.

    (And now I’m wondering how the fuck do I remember that well a movie I’ve seen once, a long time ago… Is it actually good and I didn’t notice at the time?)

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    Their giant brain bug might have found a way to use eggs launched to knock them through hyperspace used by humans.

    marcos,

    Hum… Either the brain bugs that started being created weeks prior discovered some mechanism they have been using to bombard the Earth for decades… Or the military speakerheads and the news that lie about literally every single thing we see happening lied about something else.

    That’s indeed a difficult choice.

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    You sound like you love bugs, bug-lover

    GlitchyDigiBun,
    @GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    That was the point. In the books, the bugs had been flinging rocks towards the outer colonies for years, but the attack on Buenos Aires is heavily implied to be an inside job to rally support for an invasion, since they did not have hyperspace tech and no attack had reached the inner worlds, let alone Earth.

    marcos,

    I’m finding it very funny, because I though it was incredibly obvious on the movie, and nobody would ever disagree.

    Indeed, the movie is way too busy, so it’s easy to miss that there are no insects on space, or that the bugs weren’t even aware they were been systematically attacked until “now”. But it’s one of those things that I expected to be completely obvious once pointed out. It’s even more obvious than what you are narrating from the book, because on the movie Earth has been receiving those rocks for decades.

    I imagine people missing the point is part of the point of it. It’s like that gorilla video.

    Justas,
    @Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Except that arachnids had starships in the book.

    ininewcrow, (edited ) to risa in I can't believe I'm saying this, but...Engage
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    Captain Squidward: Are you ready, kids? [warp drive sounds can be heard in the background]

    Crew Members: Aye-aye, Captain.

    Captain Squidward: I can’t hear you!

    Crew Members: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!

    Captain Squidward: Oh…! Who lives in a saucer in the deep galaxy?

    Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

    Captain Squidward: Bearded and yellow and porous is he!

    Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

    Captain Squidward: If you want to be a new ensign with a shiny red blazer

    Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

    Captain Squidward: [doing the voice of Johnny] Then drop on the deck like you’ve been hit by a phaser!

    Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

    Captain Squidward: Ready?

    Captain Squidward and Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants!

    Captain Squidward: NumberOne… SquarePants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!

    [Captain Jean Luc Picard plays his flute. The warp drives are heard again as the song ends]

    https://media1.tenor.com/m/Cv9e2mVjoysAAAAd/picard-star-trek.gif

    Eylrid,

    slow clap

    That was a masterpiece

    negativenull,
    @negativenull@startrek.website avatar

    wow

    JoMomma, to risa in No more monopolies!!

    Honestly, we can just let that one go, we don’t need it

    lightnegative,

    I’m glad I’m not the only one

    TubeTalkerX,

    Yeah, stopped watching after the first episode of Season 3, we can let it go.

    porthos,

    False

    Ithorian,
    @Ithorian@hexbear.net avatar

    It’s actually a great sci-fi show if you completely ignore the fact that it’s pretending to be star trek.

    racemaniac,

    It is? I watched the first season, and the ending was so bad it just completely lost me. I’m not expecting much from most star trek story lines, but if your entire season is 1 big story and it’s that bad…

    Ithorian, (edited )
    @Ithorian@hexbear.net avatar

    I just started rewatching it still early in season one. But I do remember it gets better enough I felt it deserves a re-watch. Even season one is actually kinda good if you think of it as being it’s own thing and not start trek.

    SzethFriendOfNimi,
    @SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world avatar

    It is the reason we’ve got strange new worlds though.

    Like a modern age Birth of Pegasus

    agimus, (edited )
    @agimus@startrek.website avatar

    Sure, but that does not mean you’d have to watch it ever again.

    Edit: looks like I hit a spot with this one.

    kameecoding,

    I am actually gonna watch it again, i have watched Discovery before older star trek, ToS I still only watch highly rated episodes, TNG i watched fully, then DS9 now on second season of Voyager, Enterprise next.

    After that I will watch discovery Picard and SNW and see how they compare to the others.

    So far my favorites is between TnG and Voyager

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