sh.itjust.works

kttnpunk, to lemmyshitpost in Me IRL
@kttnpunk@lemmy.world avatar

Lemmy is just Facebook now huh?

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I rode in the back of a pickup, drank from the garden hose, ate leaded paint chips, huffed leaded gasoline, and got beaten within an inch of my life for not mining enough lead in the lead mines

and I turned out fine!

BlackPenguins,

Nah this needs a minions background.

SubArcticTundra, to lemmyshitpost in Georgia
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

I didn’t realize Europeans were so pro-Georgian independence

grue,

Well, of course. There hasn’t been a legitimate question on that point since 1991.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Oh this was satirical, I meant the US state

grue,

But I don’t wanna secede, though! : (

(I’m in GA, US.)

Laticauda, to lemmyshitpost in 🤢...

I mean logically the kind of shit that grows on your dishes isn’t much better for you than the literal shit that a toilet brush would scrub out of your toilet bowl. They both contain a lot of the same bacteria, you wouldn’t be much better off licking an old used plate that has been sitting in a moist environment for a few days before you put the dishwasher on than you would be from licking a toilet brush. Well made dishwashers are designed to vigorously wash and, with the right settings and detergent, sanitize everything inside them so that they are safe to eat off of. Heck the machines they use to sanitize surgical equipment are essentially fancy dishwashers. But emotionally I couldn’t do it. Even if I used the best dishwasher known to man and rewashed everything multiple times, I just wouldn’t be able to get over that mental hurdle.

Aux,

It’s not about killing microbes, it’s about getting rid of pathogens and spores they create. You can’t steam that away. For example, botulinum toxin can withstand up to +85C and botulinum spores can withstand boiling water. No dishwasher will make your stuff safe from botulinum.

Laticauda,

Hot water isn’t the only thing cleaning your dishes you know.

Aux,

Yes, but none of the things inside the dishwasher are rated against fece transmited pathogens.

Laticauda,

Considering you can find traces of human feces on literally every surface inside a human home, I imagine you mainly need stuff like that for surgery, and surgical items are washed in what is, essentially, a dishwasher.

Aux,

and surgical items are washed in what is, essentially, a dishwasher.

Blast furnace is essentially a domestic oven by that logic.

Laticauda,

They are a lot more similar to each other than a blast furnace is to an oven but whatever man.

Socsa,

Your toilet brushes probably don’t have anaerobic bacteria spores on them. To be clear, I think this is properly gross, but I also acknowledge that to some degree this is a marginally irrational preference for keeping food and poop separate. In all likelihood, there is no actual risk of disease from this practice.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

But emotionally I couldn’t do it. Even if I used the best dishwasher known to man and rewashed everything multiple times, I just wouldn’t be able to get over that mental hurdle.

I know, right? If nothing else it just feels wrong…

Rootiest,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Like those wastewater treatment systems that turn sewage water into cleaner drinking water than we normally use, it still feels icky.

tomi000,

Still people drink tap water. How come?

TheFriendlyDickhead,

Depending on where you live tap water has the same or not noticibly lower quality of bottled water. Just for a fraction of the price.

tomi000,

That was my point. The water quality isnt affected by the fact that there were tons of shit swimming in the same water a few days before.

Rootiest,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

To be clear personally if given the choice I’d rather the recycled piss water than tap water considering it has stricter standards.

I was just pointing out the ick factor exists whether or not it’s logical.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

In some places, tap water is drinkable. For example, where I live. Sure, it doesn’t taste as good as bottled water, but it’s safe to drink.

tomi000,

I was being sarcastic. Obviously people drink tap water even though it is recycled piss, so the ‘mental hurdle’ cant be that big

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s literally how they convinced people to vote against doing it when I lived in L.A. They called it “toilet to tap.” Now L.A. is running out of water and suddenly they’re desperate to do it.

Guess what? Animals piss and shit in municipal water supplies that aren’t recycled. Constantly.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

They could always opt for refined ocean water. The Arabs and Israelis do it for the past 2 decades or so.

Socsa,

So first we need to stop fish from shitting in the ocean

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s not the same. One, the volume of water in which fish shit/piss is emmensly larger. Two, there are other life forms that recycle that shit and use it to grow.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Sure, or they could just recycle water, which takes a lot less energy and is far less polluting.

kajko,

I don’t know about the dishes but according to my memory of something I read a while ago (can’t look things up right now), the kitchen sink and kitchen brushes aren’t much cleaner than anything in the toilet; and actually, kitchen washcloths/sponges tend to be worse than toilet surfaces.

So, maybe don’t put toilet brushes in the dishwasher but definitely don’t put in kitchen washcloths either. Not sure what this means about us washing dishes by hand with a sponge either. And maybe don’t put in used washcloths along your clothes in the washing machine.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i would assume the big problem with toilet items is that some quite nasty bugs come out of our bungholes, whereas in the kitchen you’ll at worst find salmonella if you don’t practice good hygeiene around raw unvaccinated bird products

mako, (edited )

I mean logically the kind of shit that grows on your dishes isn’t much better for you than the literal shit that a toilet brush would scrub out of your toilet bowl.

First, what the fuck is growing on your dishes that you believe is “logically” equivalent to eating human shit? Second, this isn’t a logic problem or a place for opinion. All the work was already done for you, just waiting for you to look it up instead of giving your opinion on bacteria.

Human shit also doesn’t only contain bacteria. There’s an estimated 100 million - 1 billion virus per gram of wet shit inside of us. Fungi are estimated at up to a million microorganisms per gram of wet shit and there’s still around 100 billion bacteria per gram of wet shit. Let’s not forget parasites like cryptosporidium which your body purges in shit.

Meanwhile either giving your dishes a cursory rinse or not allowing them to sit covered in food for days on end would minimize bacterial or fungal growth on your dishes.

This is a reminder for everyone: your opinion on facts that you can’t be bothered to type in a search box are less than worthless. They’re disinformation and in some cases, like telling people that eating shit is no more harmful that licking a plate, can cause harm.

Just say no to opinions on what facts may or may not be. Cite your sources.

where_am_i,

yay, the brutal science man to the rescue!

mako, (edited )

I don’t know what “brutal science” is but I do know that the scientific process was used in many peer-reviewed studies to understand what lives in our shit. That holds a lot more weight for me than what an anonymous poster feels might be right in regards to the same subject matter.

Furthermore, the greater concept here is that we as a species have access to actual information by powers of magnitude more then ever before in human history and yet a significant percentage of the population believe that vaccines cause autism because a washed up Playboy bunny repeated what she read from a discredited “doctor” and it caught on like wildfire.

**People in general too often believe what they hear or read without legitimate evidence.**Disinformation exists at best because people unconsciously believe their opinions are just as valid as peer-reviewed research, and at worst to weaponize information for personal gain. Whatever the intent it’s a plague on humanity and I won’t apologize for calling it out when seen. If that’s too “brutal” for you I hope you can get to a place where reading cited information in response to opinion doesn’t disrupt your sensitivities.

jpeps,

I think brutal science is implying that while you’re likely right, you’re also being strangely aggressive and pretty uncharitable to the people you’re replying to. See your three paragraph response to a one liner as an example.

Laticauda,

I didn’t say it was the equivalent I said neither are good for you and both could be cleaned and sanitized sufficiently by the right dishwasher, so please don’t put words in my mouth thanks. Damp used dishes stuffed into a dishwasher for a few days aren’t going to have anything good for you on them either and that’s how most people treat their used dishes. We get viruses and parasites growing on regular food that has gone bad too, and both are going to disagree with your stomach and potentially do some harm. Does rinsing your dishes or washing them right away help mitigate or prevent that? Sure. Does everyone do that? Of course not. I never said “eating shit is the exact same as licking a dirty dish” nor did I say anything close to that. I said “both are bad for you and a well made dishwasher is designed to clean things really well and even sanitize them in order to make them safe to eat off of, so it makes sense logically that this could be safe but I still wouldn’t do it anyway”.

tomi000, (edited )

You literally said ‘isnt much better’. A magnitude of a few thousand is ‘much better’ in my opinion.

Noone likes being criticized but this could be an opportunity to embrace it and learn something.

Ashelyn,

The real question here is how many grams of shit are actually in the bristles of a used toilet brush

Lifebandit666,

Damp used dishes stuffed into a dishwasher for a few days aren’t going to have anything good for you on them either and that’s how most people treat their used dishes.

No they don’t, don’t project onto the world what you think is normal. Everyone I know washes up or puts the dishwasher on straight after they’ve eaten, then puts their dishes away when they’re clean and dried.

Twelve20two,

Wait, you know folks who regularly run the dishwasher each day?

Lifebandit666,

I do yes

Twelve20two,

Wow. It usually takes my partner and I two or three days to fill it. I should look up the specifics of the model and see if the energy saving option is worth it for small loads

Lifebandit666,

Ah that’s the issue. The people I know have 2 kids, so it takes half the time to fill the dishwasher.

Personally I only run the dishwasher when we have people round for food and drinks. Otherwise I wash up the old fashioned way because it saves power.

Stalinwolf, to memes in *Ride of the Valkyries starts playing*
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

YES, M’LORD?”

“WHAT IS IT?”

“MORE WERK?”

“RIGHT-O…”

“OFF I GO, THEN!”

Enzy,

ZUG ZUG

Kefass, to lemmyshitpost in Georgia

Pluto is a planet

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

But why not :(

gnomesaiyan, to memes in *Ride of the Valkyries starts playing*
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

That kid in front should be more concerned about his weight than his locks.

variants,

Those locks take a lot of energy from the host

Mango, to memes in Mommy's Choice

Ok, choice is important and right and all, but let’s not laugh at the idea of consciously dying babies.

themeatbridge,

Ok, but let’s laugh at the people who think of a fetus as a conscious baby speaking in full sentences while being snapped out of existence by Thanos.

gaifux,

Eliminate the preborn, FFS we’re overpopulated. Yeah it’s a conscious baby- so what?

gaifux,

As a proud leftist and Democrat I’m happy to be honest here: consciously dying babies is hilarious

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

As someone who had a baby- they’re not conscious of much for many months.

HenchmanNumber3,

About 90% of abortions are performed before 12 weeks, well before the fetus could even look like a post-birth baby like the one depicted in the meme. This is a common tactic of anti-choicers to depict abortion as being performed on fully formed and almost born fetuses. They try to use edge cases to argue against unrelated and more common experiences. Fetuses aren’t conscious or sentient or viable when most abortions are performed. Don’t let them get away with disingenuously conflating those concepts and milestones.

chellomere,

That baby doesn’t even look newborn, it looks like it’s been born for months

Sterile_Technique,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

They look like a tablespoon of strawberry jam.

Source: I’ve assisted in quite a few abortions.

…apologies if I just ruined strawberry jam for you.

flicker,

…now I want an English muffin with some strawberry jam. But also I want to purchase, open, and put the jam on it myself without ever breaking eye contact with the jar so as to avoid accidentally injesting not jam.

Cracks_InTheWalls,
@Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works avatar

Shame, you could be missing out some of those sweet stem cells.

Mango,

I know what an abortion is. This post is not it.

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in Me IRL
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Who… did NOT!?

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Orphans

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Watch your mouth young man!

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

THAT’S the response I was looking for!:-D

BeefPiano,

My kids. If you don’t like what we made there’s plenty of stuff you can make yourself.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Can I move in with you?

J/k. Unless like, you were into it? :-P

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s a good one, will borrow it 👍.

Though my son might just do that and slap some mayo on a piece of bread and wash that down with water.

BeefPiano,

The more I think about it, maybe that’s ok? You need some vegetation, maybe take an apple or banana, but mayo has protein from the egg, right?

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s not bad, but it’s not really good either. Sure, mayo has proteins from the eggs, but it also has a lot of fat (oil), so… some lettuce or a tomato would be nice, not just water 😒. He freaking loves water, you have to have a water bottle with you at all times. That is good, I know, but you can’t replace veggies with water.

BeefPiano,

I mean, you can’t have candy for dinner. We can figure out something, even if it’s just a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

captainlezbian,

Me, mom resisted cooking when possible and understood she was bad at it. Eventually my sister and I became better cooks but by then the family fell apart and the parents couldn’t sit together for a whole dinner peacefully every night.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Indeed, life does not always fall so neatly into our little boxes that we sometimes try to use to describe them.

GregorTacTac, to linuxmemes in AMA
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

What’s a fork?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s an eating utensil.

GregorTacTac,
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

How is Android a “fork” of Linux then?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Linux is an eating ustensil for Android… I don’t get the confusin.

GregorTacTac,
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

So I eat android with Linux? Sounds about right

obinice, to lemmyshitpost in Me IRL
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

Literally everybody. Well okay, not literally. But figuratively literally everybody.

You’re a small child incapable of providing for yourself, what else are you going to do? You eat what you’re given or you starve to death.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not the point of the meme, but yes, correct.

MaoZedongers, to lemmyshitpost in Me IRL

yup, except she didn’t cook every day.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Meeh, still better than not having cooked at all 🤷.

Marcbmann, (edited ) to memes in Target Acquired

I need to fly from NJ to California in a few months. Economy tickets are around $275. I’d like a bit of extra legroom for the long flight, so I check out Economy plus. Economy plus tickets are $800. What in the actual fuck is this? It’s not first class. I get no added benefits other than a few inches of extra leg room.

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Buy 2 seats, 1 behind the other, for $550 then walk in there with a toolbox and yeet that seat out through the emergency door onto the tarmac. You get more than a few inches and it only cost twice as much.

Buttons,
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

If the emergency door is closed you might have to wait until the plane is in flight.

Himmelhand,

If it’s a 737 Max just wait for the plane to open the convenient in-flight disposal hatch.

haui_lemmy,

I saw what you did there.

shalafi, to lemmyshitpost in Me IRL

My first wife didn’t make her son eat anything he didn’t want, but he had to try it, once. Worked out.

It was sometime around then that I learned, and realized, that kids have different taste buds. They make Oscar Meyer wieners bland on purpose.

My kids? Scrawny little fucks won’t eat anything. At all. I don’t know how they function. It’s like hugging tiny skeletons. But, that was me as a little kid. All the adults frustrated as hell with me.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, my kid doesn’t eat that much as well… which is weird, cuz neither his mom or me did that when we were young. I mean, we didn’t overeat, but we did eat regularly.

Now that I think about it, my mom fed me blended meals till the age of 4. I was lazy, didn’t wanna chew my food 😂. And she fed me meals while I was playing or watching TV till about I was 5… yeah, he’s not that different from me 😂.

SendMePhotos,

Yo, I did that, too. My kid always tried something new, I loved it.

nifty, to lemmyshitpost in 🤢...
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Wow, you can never tell with people. Go to someone’s house, and maybe they’re secret toilet-brush-in-dishwasher people. And there you are, innocently using their dishes.

pancakes,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

For situations like this, I suggest blissful ignorance.

Mango,

I just never go anywhere.

konalt,
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

Using their poop knife.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

Imagine going to someone’s house for the first time without bringing your own poop knife. I thought we all learned from that hilarious story that some houses don’t even have a poop knife 😆

Llewellyn,

That meme is so tired.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

That’s just the meme lifecycle. You gotta know when to cut the poop and when to flush, and maybe this is one poop that has been cut enough.

Or “quit mincing poop” as my gram used to say whenever I would take too long with something.

iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

to chop salads

BugFinder,

Have you heard of kitchen sink spaghetti? Well now you have. Enjoy the meatballs!

DillyDaily,

Sometimes it’s great having life threatening allergies - my whole life I’ve never trusted food that anyone else has made, I have perfected the art of the polite rejection.

I see things like kitchen sink spaghetti, dishwasher fish, and now dishwasher toilet brush, and I look back at how I’ve coincidentally dodged all those bullets.

(Growing up, in my house “kitchen sink spaghetti” was sometimes also called “crisper drawer pasta”, it was all the wilted, sad vegetables that had been neglected in the fridge. Chopped, roasted, pureed, and served on pasta… No actual sink involved, we just called it kitchen sink spaghetti because it contained “everything except for the kitchen sink”…so learning that some people genuinely use the bare sink to drain pasta - and not just for click bait and views was disgusting eye opening)

Theharpyeagle,

As a wise man once said, “you can’t eat at everybody’s house.”

weird_nugget,

Thank God dishwashers are not that common in my country because I’m sure stupid people would use it like this.

CaptPretentious, to linuxmemes in AMA

What are the important, distinguishing differences between RHEL8 and REHL9 one should probably know.

laurelraven,

One is divisible by 3 and not 2, and the other is divisible by 2 and not 3

This is very important when checking if your software packages are compatible

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Correct!

loudWaterEnjoyer,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Explain this

laurelraven,

That is a high compatibility version for when you need to work with many different softwares at once

loudWaterEnjoyer,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

But it’s 4.5, which is like (9 ÷ 2) so that kinda contradicts your first statement, doesn’t it?

laurelraven,

Not at all! Since it’s half of 9, it can therefore work with half of the software RHEL 9 is compatible with, but since the 4 is also divisible by 2, it can handle all of that software as well.

It’s really quite simple, I don’t see how this could be confusing at all…

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