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johnthedoe, to memes in Not today, sorry.

This is very occasionally popping up in restaurants in Australia. Whether you live here or travelling. Do not tip unless they did something incredible. I’m talking the fish brought your grandma back to life and the chef reconnected you with your long lost father. We don’t want to encourage tipping culture. We want to increase minimum wage. It’s like $23 now and we need that to keep growing with the economy.

PM_ME_FEET_PICS,

Fight it.

It’s bled into Canada like that as well and now it’s an expected thing in food service.

Cabs ask for tip here now. We have Pizza Delight out here with mandatory 15% tip after tax on thier buffet.

AeroLemming,

mandatory

Y’all ain’t got any hidden charges laws?

bappity, to memes in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

2018 still feels like 2 years ago for me 😩

SpaceNoodle, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

“much worst?”

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar
xusontha,
EmpathicVagrant,

Right up there with “worse comes to worse” and “what do you have to loose”

DefyTheLegends,

Hey, their trying there best over they’re, okay?

merc,

I bet typing that makes you feel like your you’re own worse enemy.

DefyTheLegends,

I should of known better, but I could care less.

Halosheep,

This is the digital equivalent of stepping on a lego

noobnarski, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

I guess I am a god then

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

As long as you are not running cables in front cameras, you are better than god in cable management… pretty low bar to clear

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

If you think that's bad check out a giraffe's laryngeal nerve

navi,

Very interesting video, thanks for the link!

TheGoldenGod,
@TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

That is bad, but the comments section is even worse. 🥴

cantsurf,

This god character is a real prankster.

BestBouclettes,

Ping must be awful

lolcatnip, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

So many great additions to my block list today!

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Right?

xusontha,

They just keep coming!

GarbageShoot,

Are you that afraid of contrary opinions on a country you know nothing about?

lolcatnip,

Afraid? LOL. I just have a limited amount of patience and I choose not to waste it on tankies.

OurToothbrush,

Quick, name three cities in the DPRK.

Quick, name their highest legislative body

Quick, explain the taean work system

LemmeAtEm,

Waah, I’m too impatient for anything that might challenge my simple yet fragile good-guy/bad-guy worldview! 😭

lolcatnip,

Byeeee!

LemmeAtEm,

Good riddance, loser! 😄

GarbageShoot,

It testing your patience when it is something you are ignorant about seems like the real root issue there. Do you get worked up over Zimbabwean municipal politics? Do you block people who complain about the notion of quantum probability when it is brought up?

brain_in_a_box,

Your patience is so limited you can’t bare to even see contrary opinions to your own?

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, to memes in This is why I cleverly have no RAM
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

People also forget that most of the actual calculations were done on paper first; the computers were basically just executing precalculated instructions.

This is the stack of code used for the navigation software for the Apollo program.

(Fun fact: standing next to it is Margaret Hamilton, director of NASA’s Software Engineering Division & the lead of the team who wrote that code.)

Quereller,

These are multiple printouts of the code. The computer did not only execute precalculated instruction. (This would be a sequencer BTW.). Try it yourself AGC.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That is pretty cool. I might try it tonight since I’m at work right now. Thanks!

Though, to be fair, I did say that most of the code was precalculated.

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

I’m not quite sure if even that is correct. The AGC, as far as I understand it, did do quite a bit of calculation on the fly and was essentially the first digital fly by wire system. It did rely on input from the crew and ground control for eg correcting its state vector etc etc, but it even has dedicated vector instructions if I recall correctly. Can’t really precompute all that much when you can’t be sure things will go to plan and you’re dealing with huge distances. It did have eg separate programs for different phases of the flight but they weren’t really precalculated as such, more like different modes that eg read input from different sensors etc etc.

The US space program was pretty big on having a human in the loop though, much more so than the Soviet one which relied more on automation and the pilot was more of a passenger in a sense, sort of a failsafe for the automatic systems.

The book Digital Apollo goes into all this this in more detail, I can highly recommend it if you’re a ginormous nerd like I am and think that computers we’ve shot into space are endlessly fascinating

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I didn’t know that. Thanks for telling me! I’ll have to check out that book. It sounds fascinating. :)

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Additional fun fact: Margaret Hamilton is the person who coined the term “software engineering”

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ooh, I didn’t know that. That is a fun fact! 😁

MonkderZweite, to memes in Porcelain: The Different-Type-of-Air Bender

What did the toilet do to you?!

aplomBomb, to memes in Not today, sorry.

I don’t tip, but that’s achieved by never doing anything where tipping is expected.

danielton,

Just wait until you get a tip prompt on a self-checkout kiosk.

trashographer,

You mean robotip?

danielton,

Pretty much, but I have no idea who the tip is going to in that case. Last time it happened to me, there was no button to not leave a tip. The options were 20%, 25%, 30%, and Custom, with 25% as the default. I had to hit Custom and type 0.00.

threeduck,
@threeduck@aussie.zone avatar

I pre-ordered a pair of shoes online and the website asked for a tip.

In Australia.

MaxPower, to memes in A greater sacrifice than you could possibly know

Yeah but social gatherings that are mandatory (or “kind of” mandatory) are the real stressors. Those make me sweat and dread tbh.

FordBeeblebrox, to memes in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com

My first Hotmail address was based off my football position and jersey number. During high school I changed positions and numbers along the way, making it obsolete like a year after creating it

Still useful for signing up to things I know are gonna spam me with bullshit though, the ad copy can join old MySpace reminders.

Tankton,

Ah, mister SafetySafety88 ?

pascal, to memes in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com

Does anyone remember when marijuana.com allowed to create a free email?

Squid, to memes in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com

I use it as an alt now

stanka, to memes in Really be some crazy people out there thinking they piss gold

The one constant in all of your failed relationships is you.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Joke’s on you, all my relationships have been successful.

Catsrules,

This sounds like one of those old demotivational poster.

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