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HawlSera, to memes in Does it not pierce thine very heart?

This is why I’m really hoping that the idea of quantum archeology turns out to be more science than bullshit.

MossyFeathers,

I’m not really sure what quantum archeology is, but another possibility is that, should we ever discover a way of circumventing the speed of light, you could fly millions of light-years away and set up a big-ass telescope to watch past earth. It’d only work if we discover a way of travelling ftl though, and it’s highly unlikely we’ll accomplish that in our lifetimes.

HawlSera,

Basically it’s this idea that you can date online the universe itself to restore anything or anyone from the past

Meowoem,

There are so many crazy possibilities that will probably never happen, I love imagining what the world would be like if we could look through a time window - my daydream is normally about sending probes back to the point in space earth used to be and how fascinating the debates about where to look first would be, knowing it’s going to take years to get there and record it with everyone debating and getting anxious as to what it’ll see.

Like imagine how much information you’d get from fifteen minutes 4k footage of a Roman senate debate, and how disappointing it’d be after all that anticipation if you get a day or was closed. Still a billion things to obsess over in the image but disappointing when you’re hoping to see ceaser speak

Of course trying to catch sight of Jesus would be a huge project, I imagine it like those grifts where people go looking for the arc. What do they do if there’s no sign? What do they do if when they look nothing is anything like expected - would be so many people trying to find clues to what actually happened, at some point someone is going to find something really wild like they finally find someone from the Bible but it’s Jesus mate Judas laughing about how rich they’re getting pulling the reward money and rescue scam from the good the bad and the ugly…

And the people scouring to get clips for their YouTube channel, histories biggest cringe moments, wildest parties in history, luckiest trick shots ever…

HawlSera, (edited )

What I would find absolutely crazy is someone having no idea how this technology that we find ubiquitous, but the far future doesn’t have a clue about it, so someone gets out his Quantum Resurrection machine and brings back Millenial Grandpa to explain how the cartridge needs to be blown into

ThereRisesARedStar, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

Are you really suggesting the DPRK is worse than Qatar? Lmao.

Only the US will kill 20 percent of a population, establish a right wing military dictatorship in the south, and paint the democratic and progressive north as an evil regime worse than an absolute monarchy.

Stamets,
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ProxyTheAwesome,

y’all been taking some Ls lately. If I were Canadian I’d pretend to be American

ElChapoDeChapo,
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ThereRisesARedStar,

Oh, the country where after ww2 a waffen ss tattoo would get you in.

Thordros,
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That’s a good point. Let me amend her post:

Only the US and America Jr. will kill 20 percent of a population, establish a right wing military dictatorship in the south, and paint the democratic and progressive north as an evil regime worse than an absolute monarchy.

xusontha,
Stamets,
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xusontha,

I forgot about that scene lol

Stamets,
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Good 'ol Russian Badger. Favorite bit of his is probably the one that goes on about shooting yourself with small caliber bullets to build up resistance to larger caliber.

Great bit.

xusontha,

I had not seen that one before, but that totally fits lol

Fissionami, (edited )
@Fissionami@lemmy.ml avatar

Doesn’t change anything. Most of the US allies are US vassals nowadays.

reaper_cushions,

Just a small correction: a vassal is a person subservient to a feudal lord. A vessel is a container of some sort or a ship.

Gorilladrums,

paint the democratic and progressive north as an evil regime worse

You clowns are beyond parody

o_d,
@o_d@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Ad hominem

lolcatnip,

No. Accusing someone of a fallacy doesn’t make it true.

Swim, to starwarsmemes in This is a personal attack

is it just me or does darths head look small

aaaaaaadjsf, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
@aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net avatar

Also nerve damage sucks. When I touch the space in between my chest/pectoral muscles, I feel it in my back. And then the rest of my back is numb lol.

PeterPoopshit, to memes in Porcelain: The Different-Type-of-Air Bender

Once you’ve used your ass to cause each of the 4 situations to happen, you receive god powers.

EmpathicVagrant,

I think if you’re passing the four elements like that, you already have god powers.

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

lactose, no fiber,

hot peppers, beans

Classy,

Wouldn’t the second be WAY TOO MUCH fiber?

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Fiber make you poo more, but this looks like massive constipation followed by a shit with the consistency of hardened steel

Inevitability, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

God’s is better for damage control. Larger targets for maximum damage with IT arrangement.

mayo_cider, (edited )
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That’s why we have to lock the routers in a rack, they’d fall down the stairs and die immediately otherwise

ipkpjersi, to memes in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com

I got pretty lucky that 1) my usernames have all been pretty tame if a bit boring and 2) I never published anything horrible under my IRL name

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Bank: and your email is “TigOlBiddies69 @ email com?”

Me: “Yes is there a problem?”

alphapuggle,

I publish all of my horrible stuff online under your real name just to fuck with you

ComradeChairmanKGB,
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

It was me Barry

BambiDiego,

Dick move other Barry

gnomesaiyan, to memes in Today is about to become unpleasant
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

Non-stick? You just say non-stick then use metal spoon. Haiyaa…

lukini, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.
@lukini@beehaw.org avatar

Worse, not worst.

letsgo, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

Nice rack.

PP_BOY_, to lemmybewholesome in True love
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Does anyone have any tips on getting a 24’ tall girlfriend?

LordOfTheChia, (edited )

Depends, do you have an abnormally large head and psychic powers?

Fuck_u_spez_,

For some reason I read that as 24" and was briefly very concerned.

slazer2au,

The Netherlands.

raubarno,

7.20 m tall? You gotta be dating a statue…

FlihpFlorp,

Well they do say the rabbits small so maybe you just need an average height GF and you’re the small one. It also says she’s giant so maybe it’s a little bit of both you been small her being big

machin_shin,

Dude, you’re disappointing enough to normal sized women.

GBU_28,

Source?

daemoz,

Your mom

GBU_28,

Big, if true.

ArmokGoB,

Amazon

Muhr, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

Today, I feel like North Korean…

tdawg, to memes in My bad, guys

honesty I’d much rather people just be honest about not wanting to hang then be surrounded by flakes

solivine,
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I’ve done this once or twice myself, and at the moment of accepting the invite I’m absolutely down to do it, but when it gets to the day itself sometimes it’s way too hard or I didn’t anticipate how it fits in with other events.

agressivelyPassive,

And if you get older, you sometimes are simply too tired. A party on Friday sounds great on Monday, but on Friday at around 5 it starts to sound really really tiring and you’d really appreciate going to bed early.

Getting old sucks.

solivine,
@solivine@sopuli.xyz avatar

For sure, I just give them the honest reason if I have to cancel.

Bobert, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
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Probably wasn’t even IT but ‘roadies’ based on those cables

Wage_slave, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
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My favorite kind of cable porn.

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