startrek.website

ilinamorato, to memes in What nice vibes

Fun fact: the sister in this commercial is played by Catherine Combs, the daughter of Star Trek everyman Jeffrey Combs.

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Well that explains it. She obviously also plays his lover in another commercial, as well as his nemesis, and also the Folgers QA rep, so he was confused.

ilinamorato,

The first three takes were of her greeting her brother by saying “BRUNT, F.C.A.”

tpyo,

I love that man. He’s a fantastic actor and I get a bit of joy whenever I catch him in a show or movie

In The Frighteners, he plays this guy, who is an absolute treat:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3a8e6111-21ef-4fc7-9624-e668ec71e964.jpeg

It’s definitely one of my favorite things to watch, and I’d absolutely recommend it! (Definitely not safe for children.)

sleet01,
@sleet01@lemmy.ca avatar

Okay, this is like the third time The Frighteners has come up this week; the universe is telling me to rewatch that movie!

postnataldrip, to memes in You can choose normal, fancy, or wildcard.

I feel like all three of those accents have normal/fancy/wildcard options within them

Selmafudd,

As an Aussie I can confirm we have normal & wildcard, anyone trying fancy is just a knobhead.

Katzastrophe,
@Katzastrophe@feddit.de avatar

I’ve had a scottish-texan accent for half a year once, and now I have an american accent sometimes while speaking german, my mother language, shit’s wild

DarkMessiah,

Scottish-Texan? I can’t even comprehend what that would sound like. Congratulations, you’ve been speaking an eldritch tongue. Try not to summon Cthulhu.

Shard,

Actually, I’d like to have my accent sound like a white south african, like how Leonardo DiCaprio speaks in blood diamond.

glibg10b,

As a white South African, I’d like to not sound like one

NaibofTabr,
bear_with_a_hammer, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

I feel people disapproving it would be from america😂😂😂😂

Hyggyldy,

Nah, most people hate fascists.

Adkml,

Lmao the entire liberal media establishment has literally spent the last week defending a waffen ss volunteer.

culpritus,
@culpritus@hexbear.net avatar

Volunteered in 1943 too.

reaper_cushions,

But… but… Galicia was judenfrei when he joined, he couldn’t have been a Nazi!

culpritus, (edited )
@culpritus@hexbear.net avatar

wonder-who-thats-for

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombing_of_North_Korea

During the campaign, conventional weapons such as explosives, incendiary bombs, and napalm destroyed nearly all of the country’s cities and towns, including an estimated 85% of its buildings.

A total of 635,000 tons of bombs, including 32,557 tons of napalm, were dropped on Korea. By comparison, the U.S. dropped 1.6 million tons in the European theater and 500,000 tons in the Pacific theater during all of World War II (including 160,000 on Japan). North Korea ranks alongside Cambodia (500,000 tons), Laos (2 million tons), and South Vietnam (4 million tons) as among the most heavily-bombed countries in history.

In an interview with U.S. Air Force historians in 1988, USAF General Curtis LeMay, who was also head of the U.S. Strategic Air Command, commented on efforts to win the war as a whole, including the strategic bombing campaign, saying “Right at the start of the war, unofficially, I slipped a message in “under the carpet” in the Pentagon that we ought to turn SAC lose with some incendiaries on some North Korean towns. The answer came back, under the carpet again, that there would be too many civilian casualties; we couldn’t do anything like that. We went over there and fought the war and eventually burned down every town in North Korea anyway, some way or another, and some in South Korea, too…Over a period of three years or so we killed off, what, 20 percent of the population of Korea, as direct casualties of war or from starvation and exposure? Over a period of three years, this seemed to be acceptable to everybody, but to kill a few people at the start right away, no, we can’t seem to stomach that.”

Sahr-Conway Lanz, who holds a Ph.D. in the history of American foreign relations, has written extensively about the legacy and impact on American discourse on the international norm of noncombatant immunity. He states:

“During the war, American military and civilian officials stretched the term “military target” to include virtually all human-made structures, capitalizing on the vague distinction between the military and civilian segments of an enemy society. They came to apply the logic of total war to the destruction of the civil infrastructure in North Korea. Because almost any building could serve a military purpose, even if a minor one, nearly the entire physical infrastructure behind enemy lines was deemed a military target and open to attack. This expansive definition, along with the optimism about sparing civilians that is reinforced, worked to obscure in American awareness the suffering of Korean civilians in which U.S. firebombing was contributing.”

The song was inspired by Korean war veteran that John McCrea met in a bar.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Rgsihd6WM

ComradeChairmanKGB,
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

And this is why Americans should be completely ignored on the topic of Korea.

bear_with_a_hammer,

Absolutely

Gorilladrums,

It’s a war, what do you expect to happen? Regardless, considering how North Korea turned out, defending South Korea, was without a doubt, the right decision.

jump,

Fuck you “the Korean War was the right decision”

Fuck you, imperialist warmonger. Pray that the souls of millions of dead Koreans killed by American hands don’t haunt you tonight.

Gorilladrums,

Are you brain dead? Well, you’re a Marxist who defends North Korea, of course you are. After the Japanese Empire fell, Soviet Union and the US occupied the Korean peninsula. The Soviets took the North, and the Americans controlled the South. The idea was that after stability is restored, the two parts can unify and Korea can become an independent state. However, that never happened because of Soviet imperialism. Instead of pushing towards reunification like planned, they decided to keep provoking the South by funding a crazy dictator with a fuck ton of weapons. Then with the green light from Marxists in Moscow, Kim Il Sung, launched a surprise invasion of the south slaughtering tens of thousands of innocents. The North ravaged the South and almost took it over. The South Koreans were literally waiting for the Americans to arrive and assist the South Korean army, which was huddled around Busan, and help them liberate their lands from the Northern invaders. When the US came, they restored the status quo and helped South Korea get back on its feet.

Over time, the South turned into of the best countries in the world while the North became one of the worst. Especially after Marxism failed (yet again) and the Soviet Union collapsed. North Korea ended suffering through major famines (due to failed policies) and became even more authoritarian and closed off. The Korean war ended claiming the lives of up to 3 million civilians. While it’s sad what happened to the innocents, the alternative would’ve been much worse. The North Korean famine by itself killed 3.5 million North Koreans. The South had just as many people as the North back then. If they were under the control of the Marxist North, the same famine could’ve killed up to 7 million people. North Korea is still struggling with feeding its people while South Korea now has twice the population and a food surplus despite having worse geography. So fuck you, defending South Korea from Marxist imperialism was the right decision. You and your tankie vermin friends can cry your eyes out.

jump,

fuck you, I’m not reading any of that

Gorilladrums,

Go crawl back into your mom’s basement

gayhitler420,

I’m sorry, but you’re deeply misinformed. I’m saying this not to start a fight, but in the hope that seeing it from someone outside hexbear (I’m banned from that instance!) will be received better.

What you’re saying is the us propaganda during and about the war after it ended. The consensus among even american historians stands in stark contrast to what youve posted.

I’m on mobile at the moment, so I can’t make the biggest post, but if you wanna know something in particular lmk and I’ll get to it as soon as I can.

Gorilladrums,

What I said isn’t propaganda, it’s the reality. If you want to make the case that the war was brutal then I would agree. If you want to make the case that South Korea was ran by dictators until recently then I would also agree. These are also facts, but they’re irrelevant to the point that I was trying to make. The idiot I was replying to really pretended that Korean war was started by the US and not the Soviet backed invasion of the North which is simply not true. Whether you think the war was justified or not is subjective. Just like the nukes on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, everybody has their moral opinions on it. In my view, the US involvement in Korea to help the South was the right decision. Even if South Korea didn’t democratize in the 1990s, they still would’ve been better off being sovereign then under the control of the North. The North after the war went through an economic collapse, a famine, and chronic food and supplies shortages that are still plaguing the country today. It wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows, but the it was ultimately the right call.

gayhitler420,

there’s a lot youre leaving out. I don’t think it’s on purpose, but one of the only ways that the korean war can be made to look like a soviet invasion is by conveniently leaving out everything that happened before the norths army crossed the 38th parallel.

korea was one nation and people before it was divided roughly along a line of latitude by two american officers with no input from those knowledgeable about korea or its history. one of those officers, dean rusk, has said that he would have done things differently if he knew that forty years before, the tsarist russians and japanese had discussed dividing korea along a very similar line.

They divided the peninsula because the idea among the allies was to reunify it five years or so after china’s civil war ended and it was clear weather koreas only land border would be with the communists or the koumintang.

as the japanese retreated south, the korean people formed their own governing committees. the soviet forces integrated those committees into the provisional government, the american side integrated the collaborators from the japanese occupation into theirs. the north had a democratic election, the south became a military dictatorship.

both sides claim to have held elections, but while a majority of the north wanted to vote for kim il sung, the fighter who was an ally of the liberators that empowered koreans to kick out collaborators and do land reform, the souths election that would put syngman rhee in power were boycotted by the souths political parties and accompanied by what was reported on in even western papers as brutal repression. it’s worth noting that one of the leaders of a prominent political party would be assassinated a little later.

there’s plenty i’m glossing over, but the north didn’t cross the 38th parallel out of the blue for no reason but to impose their evil communist brainwashing on the kindly people of the south. in the south, the repression of jeju island, the military uprising against the government in response to that repression and the bodo league massacre are the backdrop for the norths invasion.

now think about those circumstances and history for a second.

the americans divide your country along the same line the russians and occupiers wanted to use before. lets say youre in the north: maybe you don’t trust these soviets, but they respect the peoples committees and theyre doing that land reform youve been wanting for decades. they’re supportive of you expelling the japanese collaborators and things feel like they’re getting better. how about if youre in the south? the americans put the collaborators back in charge, broke up the peoples committees and are putting the ever growing number of collaborators to work beating everyone into shape for the election.

when 30,000 koreans die on jeju island, there’s a failed military uprising and a massacre of south korean communists, what would any right minded person do? of course the north crossed the made up line keeping them away from their countrymen in peril!

since i’ve written enough already i’ll just address what you said about the state of the north being so bad: when and why was it so bad? why did it take a carpet bombing campaign and international blockade to make it so bad?

AOCapitulator,
@AOCapitulator@hexbear.net avatar

@Hyggyldy that feeling gnawing at the back of your awareness is the realization that you’ve been duped by the most prolificly evil entity to ever exist on the planet

reaper_cushions,

It’s not a pissing contest, but I still believe Nazi Germany takes the cake in that regard.

AOCapitulator,
@AOCapitulator@hexbear.net avatar

its certainly possible, as someone living under the former example and 85 years separated from the latter, its impossible for me to say

Death to america/nazis!

autismdragon,
@autismdragon@hexbear.net avatar

Won’t realize anything. When I showed this article to my liberal friend he doubled down and said that while civilian deaths were unfortunate, it was a proportional response to Kim invading the South and compared it to Hitler invading Poland. Its veryt rare that shit like this gets through.

Evilsandwichman,

Hey I too know a lib I can’t get through to; this guy however doesn’t know nearly enough about history to try and sound informed; he instead spouts whatever comes to mind, for example: when I told him about what had been going on in Donbas until the war, and that Ukraine wanted the land but not the people, he argued for ethnic cleansing in the form of forcing all the Russians there to leave, and it was enough that the Ukrainian government wanted them gone for him to say that. When I brought up that the US is causing major issues with Taiwan, his response was “Do you believe that China does bad things?”, and then wanted to start talking about the Uyghurs even though…it has literally no relation to the situation with Taiwan. He pretends that countries not being democracies is the reason he supports the US intervening or invading many nations, and when I point out that Ukraine has shut down many left wing parties, he then pivots and says Putin does it too with a face as though he’s said something really clever.

I’ve spent hours trying to educate him about what’s going on in many countries the US intervenes in but the truth is this guy just inherently supports US empire.

Your friend may be different, but I suspect he’s using what little historical info he has to try and lend legitimacy to his claims but the truth is he already knows who he supports (just not why).

Evilsandwichman,

“During the war, American military and civilian officials stretched the term “military target” to include virtually all human-made structures, capitalizing on the vague distinction between the military and civilian segments of an enemy society. They came to apply the logic of total war to the destruction of the civil infrastructure in North Korea. Because almost any building could serve a military purpose, even if a minor one, nearly the entire physical infrastructure behind enemy lines was deemed a military target and open to attack. This expansive definition, along with the optimism about sparing civilians that is reinforced, worked to obscure in American awareness the suffering of Korean civilians in which U.S. firebombing was contributing.”

One of the things I never understood is why Western countries (as we’re not the only ones who do this) bother coming up with these laws and rules of engagement and such if they’re just going to basically be interpreted in the most liberal sense to allow one to do whatever they want. Take that adviser to Trump who suggested sending out a drone to ‘deal’ with migrants before they crossed the US border or entered American waters because they wouldn’t be protected by the US constitution at that point. What even is the point of these laws if the intent is ignored and people simply find a way to play the system?

ShimmeringKoi,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

To say that they have them

culpritus,
@culpritus@hexbear.net avatar

the mask of civility is the thin veneer that liberals use to hide their agenda

it’s related to the difference between materialist and idealist perspectives

if you claim to uphold lofty ideals, then you can just claim the material failure to live up to those ideals is an oversight, mistake, accident, victim-blame etc

this is also why plausible deniability is a critical aspect of many operations, it was those few bad people that caused the bad things, not the institutional structure that is dedicated to lofty ideals

uralsolo,

Neither North Korea nor Qatar are fascist. The former is communist and the latter is an absolute monarchy.

Unless you’re saying FIFA is fascist which might be true idk.

420blazeit69,

Fascism is when I don’t like a government, and the more I dislike it the more fascist it is

Gorilladrums,

North Korea isn’t Marxist. It stopped being Marxist after the Soviet Union fell. They officially adopted a new ideology, that’s more or less in line with what is traditionally considered Fascist. The North Korean regime is similar in function and ideology to other Fascist regimes like Belarus, Azerbaijan, or Turkmenistan.

OurToothbrush,

What books have you read on the economy of fascism and on the economy of the DPRK? Are you uninformed and wrong or misinformed and wrong?

Gorilladrums,

Fascism doesn’t emphasize economics, it’s a minor point in the ideology. Most Fascist governments allowed a private sector to run, but they also nationalized any industry they wanted on a whim. There were also a lot of nonsensical regulations, but as long corporations didn’t question the state then they were fine. North Korea doesn’t really have a private sector or an economy, but again the focus of Fascism is mostly political and social. North Korea functions similarly to other Fascist regimes. North Korea is authoritarian, ultranationalist, ultra militaristic, it’s run by a dictatorial leader, it is centralized autocracy, the government does forcibly suppress opposition, the government does pump out propaganda telling its citizens that subordination of individual interests for the perceived good of the nation is a must, and so on. It’s a Fascist state.

OurToothbrush,

Fascism doesn’t emphasize economics, it’s a minor point in the ideology.

Their rhetoric maybe. I’ve studied fascism, in depth. Fascism absolutely is primarily class warfare waged by the petite bourgeoisie and precarious haut bourgeoisie and has common economic characteristics. A good primer on this would be “Economy and Class structure of German Fascism” It is a quick read, <200 pages.

North Korea is authoritarian, ultranationalist, ultra militaristic, it’s run by a dictatorial leader, it is centralized autocracy, the government does forcibly suppress opposition, the government does pump out propaganda telling its citizens that subordination of individual interests for the perceived good of the nation is a must, and so on.

Are we just uncritically repeating the talking points of a country that killed 20 percent of Koreans in order to protect the puppet dictatorship riddled with former colonial Japanese oppressors they installed in the South? That claims the North invaded while their puppet dictatorship was busy slaughtering 10s of thousands of pro democracy protestors?

The DPRK literally has had workplace management elected by the workers since 1961 and you’re accusing them of being undemocratic. Imagine how different your life would be if you chose your own management, and there was no owner to leech off of you.

Gorilladrums,

Fascism absolutely is primarily class warfare waged by the petite bourgeoisie and precarious haut bourgeoisie and has common economic characteristics

I think you’re missing the point. Fascism is neither capitalist or socialist. They just use whatever policies is convenient for the state at the time. If they deem a private sector is useful, they will allow a private sector. If they deem an industry is of national security, they will nationalize it. If they want to add or remove regulations on a whim, they will do so. There’s no economic vision, there’s no ideal economy that they work for. Class warfare is also used as a tool for power, it’s not a defining part of the ideology. Fascism believes in social hierarchies, and this was just another way to enforce this idea. While Fascism’s cousin ideology, Marxism, has class warfare as a definitive ideological enemy, this isn’t the case for Fascism. When we look at North Korea, the country used to be mostly Marxist while the Soviet Union was still around, but they switched over to Fascism quickly afterwards. It doesn’t seem like a lot changed because both ideologies are authoritarian, but Fascism is the more accurate term to describe how the country runs now.

Are we just uncritically repeating the talking points of a country that killed 20 percent of Koreans in order to protect the puppet dictatorship riddled with former colonial Japanese oppressors they installed in the South? That claims the North invaded while their puppet dictatorship was busy slaughtering 10s of thousands of pro democracy protestors?

And this is when you stop being a reasonable critic and start becoming a coping tankie clown. Just a few points here:

  1. Everything that I said about how North Korea is unequivocally true and this is does not disprove or take away from that in any way, shape, or form.
  2. America did not start the Korean war. The Korean war was officially started when the Soviet backed Marxist North launched a surprise invasion on the South on the 25th of June, 1950. This is basic history. Before that, most of the conflict was just political and there were a few minor clashes around the 39th parallel.
  3. US helping the South defend itself from the North is beyond justified. It was the right call. On top of the North invading and slaughtering civilians in the South, the North also had other problems. After the war, both countries were relatively equal in population, size, and economy. However, there was one stark difference, North Korea was heavily dependent on the Soviet Union for its existence. They barely developed a plan B for when the Soviet Union cuts support. When that finally happened in the 1990s with the failure of Marxism in Europe and the collapse of the Soviet Union, North Korea was left with nothing and ended having a famine that killed 3.5 million North Koreans. The entire Korean war killed an estimated 2-3 million civilians on both sides just to put things in perspective. Even if South Korea didn’t democratize in the 90s and remained under a dictatorship, they were still better off sovereign as that led them to escape the fate of the North. If the famine was spread to the South, the death toll could’ve been as high as 7 million. From that point on North Korea became a chronically malnourished, despite having the better geography.
  4. North Korea was not and is not pro democracy, that’s some low tier propaganda which even the most ignorant of people don’t fall for. North Korea was a puppet propped by the Soviet Union, and the Soviets were very explicitly critical of democracy and saw it as a threat to their power, therefore North Korea was built with the same mindset.

The DPRK literally has had workplace management elected by the workers since 1961 and you’re accusing them of being undemocratic. Imagine how different your life would be if you chose your own management, and there was no owner to leech off of you.

What’s next, you’re going to tell me that Kim Jung Un, his father, and grandfather all got 100% of the vote 100% of the time in free and fair elections? Listen, I understand you’re a tankie and I commend your efforts to try and defend North Korea of all places, but this is not an argument you can win. North Korea is one of the world’s most authoritarian and undemocratic countries in the world, and anybody can tell that this is objectively the case based on the information that North Korea itself publishes. North Korea isn’t a communist utopia, it’s the polar opposite.

OurToothbrush,

You’re super uneducated on what fascism is.

Please, share with me one nonfiction book or academic text you’ve read seriously analyzing fascism.

While Fascism’s cousin ideology, Marxism, has class warfare as a definitive ideological enemy, this isn’t the case for Fascism.

Bwahaha. If they’re cousins then fascism and bourgeois democracy are inbred twins. Facism exists to defend capitalism.

Everything that I said about how North Korea is unequivocally true and this is does not disprove or take away from that in any way, shape, or form.

Claiming your claims are true doesn’t make your claims true.

America did not start the Korean war. The Korean war was officially started when the Soviet backed Marxist North launched a surprise invasion on the South on the 25th of June, 1950. This is basic history. Before that, most of the conflict was just political and there were a few minor clashes around the 39th parallel.

To liberate the south, where the US had installed a far right puppet government which was slaughtering 10s of thousands of pro democracy protestors and generally repressing the population. Thats a war to liberate their country. Next you’ll tell me that the US Civil War was an unprovoked invasion by the North.

US helping the South defend itself from the North is beyond justified. It was the right call. On top of the North invading and slaughtering civilians in the South, the North also had other problems. After the war, both countries were relatively equal in population, size, and economy. However, there was one stark difference, North Korea was heavily dependent on the Soviet Union for its existence. They barely developed a plan B for when the Soviet Union cuts support. When that finally happened in the 1990s with the failure of Marxism in Europe and the collapse of the Soviet Union, North Korea was left with nothing and ended having a famine that killed 3.5 million North Koreans. The entire Korean war killed an estimated 2-3 million civilians on both sides just to put things in perspective. Even if South Korea didn’t democratize in the 90s and remained under a dictatorship, they were still better off sovereign as that led them to escape the fate of the North. If the famine was spread to the South, the death toll could’ve been as high as 7 million. From that point on North Korea became a chronically malnourished, despite having the better geography.

The US literally mass murdered civilians and indiscriminately bombed civilian infrastructure. MacArthur had to have his nuclear command secretly taken away because the president thought he would nuke Korea.

The DPRK was literally doing better economically until the US massively subsidized the south in the 80s. You are right to criticize their uneven economic development though, though to be fair the sudden undemocratic dissolution of the USSR is only obvious in hindsight.

What’s next, you’re going to tell me that Kim Jung Un, his father, and grandfather all got 100% of the vote 100% of the time in free and fair elections?

You do understand that it isnt 100 percent, is is like 99 percent right? Which is reasonable in a country with process democracy where the final vote is confirmation that concensus has been reached.

Has it occurred to you that you’re uneducated on alternate forms of democracy, and you’ve been shown something that is more democratic outside of its context within other democratic mechanisms and told that it is proof theyre a dictatorship?

Also, each Kim has had less and less positions within the executive branch, and Kim jung Un wouldn’t have been elected if the guy before him didn’t try to do a coup to take the country in a far right direction.

What’s next, you’re going to tell me that Kim Jung Un, his father, and grandfather all got 100% of the vote 100% of the time in free and fair elections?

You’re literally claiming a campaign of genocide was justified because after the 80s the country it was in defense of stopped being an overt dictatorship, why should anyone value your analysis?

gun,
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

None of those countries are fascist

Gorilladrums,

Yes, they are lol

gun,
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

Nuh uh

AOCapitulator,
@AOCapitulator@hexbear.net avatar

I hate people who don’t know what they’re talking about

autismdragon,
@autismdragon@hexbear.net avatar

Fascism is when media tells me the country is evil bad country. What? Fascism has a definition and the DPRK doesn’t come even close to fitting it? Bah, impossible. Trustworthy Sources (social media echo chambers) told me that Kim is an evil bad dictator man.

GarbageShoot,

Idk, people were leaping to the defense of that Waffen-SS guy in Canada

brain_in_a_box,

The Canadian government has proved you solidly wrong

Joecool2087,

I feel like people approving it would be from Russia, China, and North Korea.

praise_idleness,

OG homies

ILikeBoobies,

Juche teaches us that you can never rely on other countries because they are self serving and will throw you under the bus if it’s convenient for them

argo_yamato,

And they would be some of the few countries that would actually compete

Aria,

So any of those 1.5+ milliard people? Literally 20% of the world’s population.

bear_with_a_hammer,

Let’s see a statistics list of countries where America wasn’t able to reach via propaganda, or lost its status and most population thinks negatively of americans and their media:

Egypt, Jordan, Turkey, Palestinian Territories, Belarus, Greece, Russia, Iran, Lebanon, Argentina, Austria, Slovenia, Tunisia, Pakistan, Netherlands.

In reality international football games is not subject to crime.

It’s just how american media brainwash the topic of North Korea to you.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

You know Jack shit about Netherlands and Austria.

10EXP,
@10EXP@sh.itjust.works avatar

And Pakistan.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t mention Pakistan because I actually don’t know enough about Pakistan myself. But thank you

Joecool2087,

Silly question. When you say America do you mean North, Central or South? All three?

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

He means “”“the west”“” which is slang for “Anywhere with free speech”

Classic Tankie behavior to lump all countries in “”“the west”“” together

I_Has_A_Hat,

Funny how the countries that are supposedly the ones who know the real truth about the world are the same ones that routinely lock up journalists for trying to report about the world.

OurToothbrush,

Remind me about assange and Snowden, and Chelsea Manning. What happened to them?

Stones and glass houses.

I_Has_A_Hat,

Ah yes, two examples where people leaked classified information vs. the countless thousands who merely express an opinion. Clearly the same thing.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Of course it’s a tankie saying this

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Is that your boyfriend?

I don’t mean to brag, but my husband can easily sit on a bench for longer than 225 minutes

originalucifer, (edited ) to risa in I hope this ship holds together!
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

ive lived this in a 3 cylinder geo metro that for some ungodly reason had air conditioning. i loved that car.

dump the ac, and drop it into warp 2, youre good to go

soylentgreed,

I used to have a 2000 Honda insight that I ripped the hybrid battery out of and just drove it on the 3 cylinders. That thing was geared so high I would drive up hills flooring it in 2nd gear at like 35 mph. 5th gear basically never got used unless I needed to go 85 mph+

Fun car that stranded me only a couple times lol. The “replacement” hybrid battery was an Arduino spliced into the wiring harness to trick the car computer that everything was okay. Felt like some real ghetto cyberpunk shit driving that thing around.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They don’t sell too many little cars like the Metro in the U.S. anymore. Sad really.

Bishma,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I had a similar car, the 1990 Ford Escort Pony. It had a hamster for an engine, but it was fine because the body was a shoebox.

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) to memes in No wonder he's always cranky.

Being Bruce Wayne doesn’t take much time at all. Being a capital landlord just means barking a few orders and paying other people to actually work.

A boardroom meeting here, a fancy party there.

This was portrayed very well in the Nolan trilogy.

If anything he’s Batman or training/prepping to be batman 12+ hours a day, sleeping 6-8 or maintaining muscle would be next to impossible(if he is in fact supposed to be human), and the rest to being a billionaire CEO.

Donkter,

I think in-cannon he’s very reclusive. Only appearing for dinner parties and public announcements etc.

discostjohn,

Totally. Alfred and Dick are always encouraging him to get out more as Bruce Wayne to help sell the playboy facade, but he just doesn’t have time for it.

Case,

I seem to recall an interaction between Bats, Superman, and WW.

All lassoed with the lasso of truth and stating their real identities.

Two give their real birth names, and Bats just identifies as batman, revealing that Bruce is absolutely his alter ego, billionaire mask he wears in public.

Odo,
lelgenio, to memes in How it works
@lelgenio@lemmy.ml avatar
Klear,
gibmiser, (edited ) to lotrmemes in He'll go down in history

One Reindeer to lead them all, One Reindeer to guide them, One Reindeer to bring them all, and in the darkness blind them.

HuntressHimbo,

Into this Reindeer he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
Decoy321, to memes in Time is cruel

“All the Small Things” came out 24 years ago, in 1999. Meaning it came out last millennium!

I remember getting this CD at a virgin records store. We’re getting old, you fuckin whippersnappers.

Squirrel,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

The album with the song talking about being 23… is now 24 years old. Ouch.

funkless_eck,

in the 1900s?!?! 🤯

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Welp, I knew it would happen sometime. I’m outta here before I miss the 4:30 auto-gyro.

Pregnenolone,

Saying that All the Small Things came out in the late 1900s gives this a different feel

TeenieBopper,

I was talking to someone (younger, obviously) and they used the phrase “in the late 1900s” completely unironically. It stopped me dead in my tracks and took my brain about 5 seconds to compute. By the time I was able to speak again, the only thing I could say was “you need to shut the fuck up and leave right now.”

As an elder millennial (84, fuckers) I’m really struggling with entering middle age. But I guess I just approach it the same way my generation has approached everything else, with a weird mix of existential dread and wry humor (hat tip to Gen X for starting that, though).

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I really hate saying “turn of the century” and having to specify which century.

FALGSConaut, to programmer_humor in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police
@FALGSConaut@hexbear.net avatar

Their method actually does make sense, you just have to remember they aren’t cops to solve (boring) crimes like petty theft. Why get it done as efficiently as possible when you can milk it for hours of overtime? 12 hours of footage means 6+ hours of overtime even watching it at x2 speed, and it’s the kind of thing you can basically have going on in the background. Cops being willfully ignorant for their own benefit makes sense to me

mosiacmango, (edited )

You know what’s even better than milking it for 6hrs of OT? Saying its “to hard” to the victim, going home and then lying about doing 6hrs of OT and getting paid anyway.

Cops lie about OT systemically. Its absolutely rampant. The only consequence they ever get is either a few hrs suspension without pay or fired, and most states are happy to hire them next door immediately so they can do it again.

funkless_eck, to comicstrips in Time-stop [Chris Hallbeck]

this was genuinely my fantasy as a kid. Pause time to sleep.

Throwdownyourgrandma,

It’s still my fantasy as an adult.

ShaunaTheDead, to memes in She's a quick study
@ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social avatar

I had to look this one up. Basically "awwtysm" sounds like "autism".

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aw%20tysm

Cold_Brew_Enema,

Thanks for explaining the obvious joke, sherlock

Octopus1348,

It’s definitely not obvious, locksher

CosmicGrizzly,

It’s a valuable service. How will the next generation of chatbots write jokes if there isn’t someone explaining every joke.

ShaunaTheDead,
@ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social avatar

Thanks! :)

Zyratoxx,
@Zyratoxx@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks Cyno

XbSuper,

Is there supposed to be some hidden meaning? Does “tysm” mean something?

Kolgeirr,

“Aww, Thank You So Much.”

mtchristo, to lemmyshitpost in It's hard to believe

NZ: am I a joke to you?

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hey, at least you made it on the map.

flambonkscious,

Aw come on, bro…

Be nice!

Amazinghorse,

I do believe there is a sub on that other site called Maps without New Zealand…

Pissnpink,

On the map only to be excluded from the circle

Pregnenolone,

Yes

Caesium,

it still makes the statement correct

pigup, to comicstrips in Legibility [toonholechris]
Smoogs,

Oh shi. This is real.

perishthethought,

And then there’s Party Cannon. :)

Rolando,

bet Party Cannon is an unironic clown who usually does kid’s shows but someone hired them to play the concert as a prank.

TotallynotJessica, (edited )
@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, Party Cannon goes hard.

Edit: OMG they sell booty shorts. I want some!

Edit 2: They don’t sell them right now. :(

Rolando,

Not really my style, but I admire them for doing a video inspired by Street Fighter II.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

GREAT way to stand out from the crowd, just look at all the attention they’re getting on that poster.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

I love my metalhead brethren to bits but you gotta say this has real “let’s be different by being like everyone else” energy.

Cethin,

Except for Party Cannon. Those guys are probably fun.

ArcaneSlime,

That logo made me actually lol so I went to look them up. No regrets. Sounds basically exactly like I expected.

pigup,

this dude’s channel is dedicated to that exact issue youtu.be/iNHFsAXYby0?si=DjhsIRA2EJk939RM

mack7400,

Beat me to it.

Gutek8134, (edited )
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

Top-left to bottom-right

July 10: Cattle Decapitation, Origin, Fallujah, The Zenith Passage, Gortuary, Aethere, Logistic Slaughter, Crash Syndrom, Cemetery Rapist, Stages of Decomposition, Embodied Torment, Purification by Fire, Impaled Offering, Decrepit Cadaver, Bloodscribe, Septicaemia

July 11: Psycroptic, Disentomb, No Zodiak, AlterBeast, Condemned, Parasitic Ejaculation, Arkaik, Epicardiectomy, The Kennedy Veil, (I have no idea), Party Cannon, Unit 731, Roadside Butchery?, No Altars, Ovid’s Withering, wolf king

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Cattle Decapitation

Now that’s just mean.

Gutek8134,
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

Why’s that mean?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

What did a cow ever do to them?

Gutek8134,
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve heard that it’s meant to be a “go vegan, animals are hurt” kind of thing

ArcaneSlime,

The time I saw them live about 12yr ago there was like 11 people in the crowd, they toured with Devourment, me and one friend started a two person circle pit just us running in circles since the venue was empty, and the singer of cattle decap kept hocking loogies into the air and catching them back in his mouth, and one time he didn’t catch it and it landed right in one dudes dreads and they literally just spiderman meme pointed at each other while he kept singing. Fucking good times lmao.

Gutek8134,
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

Had he already used his trademark goblin singing tech?

ArcaneSlime,

This would’ve been 2010 during the Harvest Floor era, but I’m not sure I’m picking up what you’re putting down.

Gutek8134,
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

IIRC, goblin singing is these melodics; nevertheless that’s the guy’s trademark and a source of envy in people who do metal vocals

StalfoSpork, to memes in It's not fair

Ah yes because butches and the like are famously accepted by their family and peers and never subjected to sexual harassment that tries to “fix” them

Lux,

Everyone has different experiences, but this post pretty much perfectly shows how people act where i live. There arent really any types of clothes that women aren’t “supposed” to wear, but men get a lot of weird looks if they wear skirts, frills or anything not seen as “masculine”

StalfoSpork,

Fair tho just because you personally don’t see it doesn’t mean this doesn’t happen to other people. There’s way worse things you can get besides weird looks

norbert,
@norbert@kbin.social avatar

Bro I see girls with short hair wearing boots all the time and nobody bats an eye. The second a dude in a dress walks by everyone stares and whispers. There's worse things that can happen to a guy in a dress than weird looks too, and I'd wager they're more likely to happen.

rosymind,

My husband pointed out that certain items like sneakers, backpacks and scrubs are either unisex or women’s. Many other items are that way, too. A men’s watch might be large on a woman’s wrist but no-one would really think twice. A tiny pink watch on a man’s wrist would likely garner more attention (depending on where you are in the western world, of course)

deweydecibel, (edited )

Honestly I think the pink would draw more attention than the size of the watch in that example. Most people aren’t paying close enough attention to others’ wristwear to notice size.

I think there are certain traditionally “masculine” things that would draw more attention than others if a woman wore them, but I’m struggling to think of any that would cause actual upset. You still hear the occasional grumble about women in business suits from time to time, to spite women’s cut suits having been a thing for decades, but that’s mostly well accepted now.

Tuxedo, maybe? They cut them for women too, but that one feels like it’s mostly still in the male category because its opposite is often expected in certain formal settings. A women showing up to something formal in a tux and not a dress would probably still do it today, depending on the event and the people in attendance.

Like imagine a ball or some other bougie shit where a husband and wife both show up in tuxes.

Cethin,

I think certain styles of hats are still exclusive to men mostly. I think that’s more because wearing hats went out of fashion rather than it being an issue though. I’m sure if people started wearing hats more often, those styles would be worn by either gender, but women’s hats would probably still exclusively be women’s.

rosymind,

I think a tux cut to a woman’s form can be super sexy.

I also think men should rock pink more often :)

Kusimulkku,

I don’t know about butches but women wearing male clothing is just an everyday thing where I live. So much so that a lot of male clothes are just unisex clothes. Not so for women’s clothing

StalfoSpork,

If it’s considered unisex then it’s not women wearing men’s clothes it’s women wearing unisex clothes which is different than what I’m saying

Kusimulkku,

They became “unisex” (often still labeled men’s clothes and on men’s section of the store) because so many women used them.

StalfoSpork,

So they’re still seen as unisex. Also what was the reaction before they were considered unisex? Oh yeah not great. Women were banned from wearing pants in various places for a long time and women wearing men’s clothes dealt with hate. Look up people like Marlene Dietrich

Kusimulkku,

It’s unisex because of how common it was and still is. Meaning there’s no issue about it since there basically isn’t male clothing anymore.

I guess what I’m wondering about is what sort of clothes these butches are wearing to cause issues?

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

Ah yes because butches and the like are famously accepted by their family and peers and never subjected to sexual harassment that tries to “fix” them

… That’s not what the meme is about. The meme is about being aggressively in your face about your fashion choice lol.

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

How can happen when you haven’t left mom’s basement since August 2019?

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