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possiblylinux127, to memes in A genius solution!

Fun fact: holding the breaker in the closed position don’t stop it from kicking off.

danielbln,

And that’s just smart design, so you don’t get fried if the breaker or RCD is physically blocked or is wilfully held in place, like with hillbilly Bob over here.

qwertyqwertyqwerty, to memes in Free money

Working from home and Internet goes out for an entire 5 minutes at 9:00am: Oh well, better luck getting things done tomorrow then. Goes back to sleep for the day

ThePantser,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Must be nice, I have to clock out if my Internet goes out at home.

nilloc,

Just get a salaried job, where you can still get paid while not working, in exchange for working 70 hour weeks (30 hours for free) when an impossible deadline is set.

NABDad,

in exchange for working 70 hour weeks (30 hours for free) when an impossible deadline is set which is the normal state.

FTFY

Kalothar,

Ahhh, fun at my job if you miss a certain number of days you get temporarily moved to hourly till the end of year

MNByChoice,

Can this be gamed for massive overtime?

Also, that sucks and seems borderline illegal. Obviously, that depends on your local laws and socioeconomic status.

nilloc, (edited )

I would have gamed it at my last web dev job. Take a nice 3-4 week vacation before a Big Crunch and then get hourly and overtime when it counts.

qwertyqwertyqwerty, (edited )

Eh, I’m salaried, so there are opposite days, where I’m working well past 9pm on a weekday. There are also days where I have to work regardless of my home’s power/Internet status. If I lose those on one of those days, my office is going mobile for the day, yay!

EDIT: I’ll also add that I one of the lucky few that has a boss that measures my performance in productivity instead of hours behind a desk. It’s a beautiful thing to experience.

possiblylinux127, (edited ) to memes in The rage is real

That’s why I log in as root and edit all files to have open permissions. Next I disable all security settings and kernel security mitigations.

After that my system is finally mine.

kautau, (edited )
  • our system is finally ours
Agent641,

You can’t spell ‘yours’ without ‘ours’, comrade.

Honytawk,

But you can say ‘yours’ without saying ‘ours’, cause English is 3 languages in a trench coat.

BestBouclettes, (edited )

sudo chmod -R a+rw /

psud,

I’m picturing all the services complaining their keys are insecure, their configs are insecure

cows_are_underrated,

What does the a+rw part does? I guess the r is for recursively changing the permissions.

SorryQuick,

Add read/write permissions to all. -R is the recursive part.

BestBouclettes, (edited )

Here is the breakdown:

  • chmod is the command to change the mode of the files (-rwxrwxrwx)
  • -R is the recurse flag,
  • a means “all”, you can also have u, g or o (respectively user, group and others) instead.
    • is add (you can remove with -),
  • rw is the permissions (rw of rwx)

I prefer changing permissions this way instead of using absolute values (0777 for instance) as it’s easier to reverse if you made a mistake.

vsh, (edited )
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

One way ticket to destroy your filesystem. You’ll fear launching any app in case it overwrites something important. Don’t do this.

BestBouclettes,

You can easily fix it with : sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

aeronmelon,

Russia: “Da, comrade, all yours.”

ininewcrow, to memes in Jailbreak
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I don’t think they’ll enjoy going down 4 km in the mid Atlantic.

That’s like saying you’re a prisoner that just got freed, on the surface of the moon.

danielbln,

They might also not enjoy going down with their claws tied.

Killer57, to memes in Is nothing sacred?
@Killer57@lemmy.ca avatar

I remember when Sobe came in a glass bottle

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

That’s the only way I remember it. I guess I had stopped drinking it before they switched to plastic. It’s probably my fault they stopped making it. Sorry.

ensignrick,
@ensignrick@startrek.website avatar

Same. TIL.

TheRealLinga,

So it’s both of your faults! Damn you internet strangers!

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

I remember the firefighters that lived on my street would poke a hole in the top of an empty Sobe bottle cap and fill it halfway with gasoline before nestling the glass bottle inside their fire pit. They did this pretty much every weekend. The fireball was always impressive.

Empricorn,

I’ve got a wicked scar on my right hand that can attest to that! I was riding my bike home from my supermarket job as a teenager without a light… While holding my Sobe drink in my hand… I didn’t see a retaining wall log that had fallen down onto the sidewalk so I hit it, tire-first. I flew over the handlebars and my hand landed on the bottle as it broke. Severed a nerve in the hand and damn-near hit an artery. Surgery to repair that, and I still have some numbness in it. Live and learn, but I’ll always think of that when someone mentions Sobe!

papertowels,

Any Mr. Green soda fans in the house?

FlyingSquid, to risa in That's what I thought
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I always thought this was a bullshit cop-out.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/cfd7773ac195cacf9dee86d5cb4add8e/tumblr_pc4vgzBahe1xwm3qko2_500.gif

No you didn’t, you lied.

Stamets, (edited )
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Agreed. I’m guessing this is one of those ‘myths’ that Humanity has about Vulcans and the Vulcans just play completely into it to have an advantage. But the longer a human works with a Vulcan, the sooner they realize that it’s utter bullshit and that most Vulcans are a bunch of lying emotional sluts

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

Emotional slut:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c1a0db2e-b9ed-49bb-87f2-da6db56d0688.jpeg

I mean it’s largely Berman at play here, but still.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Berman

May his dick be infested with a thousand termites.

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

Ha! I get it, because termites eat wood! This is very logical. I enjoy this.

aeronmelon,

Old Vulcan proverb.

WarmSoda,

I can fix her

aeronmelon,

I read that in Trip’s voice.

EmergMemeHologram,

You can’t fix everything Trip.

AngryCommieKender,

O’Brien can fix her

WarmSoda,

Beaming her out into space is not a solution

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

O’Brien bream @WarmSoda 500m off the upper pylon

WarmSoda,

I will retuuurrrrrrrrn

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I beg to differ.

WarmSoda, (edited )

Listen.
Hot space elves don’t get spaced. Not on my watch!

Maalus,

Well, DS9 era Miles can fix everything, even a broken marriage. Not his broken marriage mind you.

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

His marriage is fine. It’s his own trauma that he’s running from. That’s why he spends his days fixing everything else and his nights playing dress-up and dolls.

WarmSoda, (edited )

Wasn’t Spock originally supposed to be an android, but they changed him to space elf because of budget?

I could be making this up. I feel like that’s something I read though.

That would explain the no lying thing.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

I’m not sure about android but he was supposed to be Martian and have red skin. However there were a lot of complaints about ‘devil’ comparisons.

WarmSoda,

I was mixing things up, it was phase II that was supposed to have the Android.

AngryCommieKender,

I can’t find anything to indicate that, but this novel has a wild plot involving android versions of seemingly half of Starfleet.

memory-beta.fandom.com/wiki/Spock_(android)

gregorum, (edited )

IIRC, it was the Vulcan science officer in Star Trek: Phase II that they originally wanted to be an android.

WarmSoda,

That’s exactly what it was! Thank you

gregorum,

We come to serve

DerisionConsulting,

most Vulcans are a bunch of lying emotional sluts

Vulcans = twinks in their early 20s?

cybervseas,

I mean they’re not even bound to tell the truth like the Aes Sedai, who anyway manage to deceive plenty. Plus even if Vulcans had some kind of instinct to only tell the truth, Spock is part human.

AgentGrimstone, to memes in It's almost like a zombie movie for them

After seeing It Follows, the idea of a slow predator that never stops is quite terrifying. I would never be at peace again.

Patches,

Alternatively after seeing IT Follows - I am not whoring it up enough. That’s the only way to stay safe.

Kit,

Do you recommend this movie? I could use a good horror flick for the weekend

Murais,

It’s an allegory for STDs.

ilikemoney,

Yes. I enjoyed it.

debil,

It was watchable, maybe 3 out of 5. The premise of the film kind of stays with you after watching, so I’d say overall, it hit above the average.

Kit,

I watched it last night and it was OK. Glad I watched it but probably won’t watch it again.

AgentGrimstone,

The premise is good so if you’re looking for something different, sure. Overall tho, it’s decent, nothing amazing.

weker01,

I watched it on Halloween. It was so boring and predictable. It was also slow and pretentious which some people seem to like that is even I admit for a horror movie it had good cinematography but it felt pretentious non the less.

intensely_human,

Commas!

Agent641,

Was there any firm consensus on what happens if the follower catches them?

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Death

funktion,

We’re the Terminators of the animal kingdom. We’re slow and deliberate, able to stalk our prey for days or weeks at a time, and can often come back from injuries that would be a death sentence for other animals.

KISSmyOS,

*sips beer
*BURP

Speak for yourself!

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

But really, what makes us so superior is communication and cooperation.

intensely_human,

I like to think it’s my extra strong servos that can crush steel

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

When you communicate with the extra strong servos that can crush steel to crush the steel you would want crushed, of course.

qooqie, to comicstrips in I... I wouldn't mind it [ElderCactus]

Love this guys comics. Honestly, wish more artists would also post their work here on lemmy over Reddit, but I get the hustle.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Same here. I’m hoping that with so many users posting different artists comics and then linking to them that they’ll notice where some traffic is coming from and move over.

I know the Loading Artist guy has started posting here on Lemmy.

drcobaltjedi,

He also is on mastodon

TheMongoose, to starwarsmemes in What were we talking about again?

Ah yes, the Youngling Slayer 9000...

Kusimulkku,

It has been used for some horrific evil

…good stats though so

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Every RPG character after looting the boss.

Kusimulkku,

“I’m reclaiming it!”

does some horrific shit

“Well you know, XP is XP so”

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

There’s at least one member of congress with that nickname

ryven, to memes in Today is about to become unpleasant
@ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I would ask if I’m getting royalties from this episode, and if the answer was no I would walk out.

BurgerPunk,
@BurgerPunk@hexbear.net avatar

100-com otherwise you’re getting double exploited. That shit sucks. Although its sometimes fun to watch shitty small business tyrants get yelled at by a shitty large scale capitalist

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in A fair trade

“I’ve got just the place for low-cost housing. I have solved this problem. I know where we can build housing for the homeless: golf courses! It’s perfect! Just what we need. Plenty of good land, in nice neighborhoods, land that is currently being wasted on a meaningless, mindless activity engaged in primarily by white, well-to-do male businessmen who use the game to get together to make deals to carve this country up a little finer amongst themselves.

I am getting tired, really getting tired, of these golfing cocksuckers in their green pants, and their yellow pants, and their orange pants, and their precious little hats and their cute little golf carts! It is time to reclaim the golf courses from the wealthy and turn them over to the homeless! Golfing is a arrogant, elitist game which takes up entirely too much room in this country. Too much room’ in this country! It is an arrogant game on its very design alone, just the design of the game speaks of arrogance.

Think of how big a golf course is - the ball is that fucking big! What do these pin-headed pricks need with all that land?! There are over seventeen thousand golf courses in America, they average over one hundred and fifty acres a piece - that’s three million plus acres, four thousand, eight hundred and twenty square miles - you could build two Rhode Islands and a Delaware for the homeless on the land currently being wasted on this meaningless, mindless, arrogant, elitist, racist, there’s another thing; the only blacks you’ll find at country clubs are carrying trays.

And a boring game. A boring game for boring people. You ever watch golf on television? It’s like watching flies fuck! And a mindless game, mindless. Think of the intellect it must take, to draw pleasure from this activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick and then, walking after it! And then, hitting it again! I say pick it up asshole, you’re lucky you found the fucking thing! Put it in your pocket and go home, you’re a winner! You’ve found it! No chance of that happening. Dork-o in the plaid knickers is going to hit it again and walk some more. Let these rich cocksuckers play miniature golf! Let them fuck with a windmill for an hour and a half or so! See if there’s any real skill among these people.

Now I know there are some people who play golf who don’t consider themselves rich. FUCK 'EM! And shame on them for engaging in an arrogant, elitist passtime.”

-George Carlin

youtu.be/Z4w7H48tBS8?si=NboUfVzXMBGJD0C4

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’d love to hear his addendum about Trump being a big golfer. And a golf cheat. We really need George Carlin today.

nilloc,

Cheating at golf is one of the single dumbest activities I can think of.

AllonzeeLV, (edited )

He would love to muse about these times as he did so well, but he abandoned hope for humanity getting it’s head out of its ass decades before he died. Can’t say as I blame him, he was right about our nature. A person is great. People clumping up in groups in groups end in blood, cruelty, and tears on a long enough timeline.

I would take solace in those musings as well though.

SeeMinusMinus,
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

I came here to quote George Carlin but you beat me to it 🤣

MNByChoice, to lemmyshitpost in Motivational

Starting with a small loan of $10 million, at 8% return, invested for 60 years, is all that is needed to be a billionaire.

Get rich parents that will loan their newborn $10 million.

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s right, it’s not too late to get adopted by an oligarch

CurlyMoustache, (edited )
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Here in Norway, a few years back, almost every news outlet had “guides” on how to buy your first apartment/house (buying a home became an integrated part of our economy after the war).

It was in the style of “if I can do it, anyone can”-interview with someone that just recently had bought their first home. The articles started pretty tame with clever tips where the boy/girl made coffee/lunch at home and saved a miniscule amount of money. Sure. Nice tips on how to save money.

Then it usually escalated to get your parents to buy an apartment, rent it out and keep all the rent income while living for free at home. After a while, sell the apartment and buy a new one.

Pretty fucking horrifying that journalists thought: “yes, this is a good article to print. It will help people!”

jettrscga, (edited )

That reminds me of this savings plan from 10 year ago that McDonalds and Visa created to show people how you can live on ~$20k per year:

https://blogs-images.forbes.com/laurashin/files/2014/07/screen-shot-2013-07-18-at-4-57-59-pm.png

They forgot to include food, among other wild inaccuracies. I love it when corporations give helpful savings tips.

Source

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Two jobs!?

BigDiction,

$20 month health insurance! They were really banking on Obamacare

SnuggleSnail,

My health insurance costs 842€ a month. I pay half of it, the other half my employer. So I am quite impressed with the $20 from the estimation.

But why do two jobs? Won’t people do a better job concentrating on one thing and getting $2000 for that, instead of gaining experience in two different areas at the same time?

Rentlar, (edited )

But why do two jobs? Won’t people do a better job concentrating on one thing and getting $2000 for that, instead of gaining experience in two different areas at the same time?

It’s because McDonald’s was trying to make an excuse that paying people US Federal Minimum wage (7.25$/hr since 2009, it’s still that in 2023) is enough to live on, and utterly failed, even while holding both a 40h a week and 30h a week min wage job. I guess they expect fast food employees to use to make their own fast food while they’re there as their food budget.

It was a case in point in 2013, rent and all expenses are way up since then. People aren’t going to make a living or have any savings at all, probably accruing more debt even with 2 jobs and less than the minimum of expenses.

T1000, to programmer_humor in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

Sounds about right. Cops have low iqs

buzz,
@buzz@lemmy.world avatar

Its likely just a fake story, omitting key details to make the web assembler feel better about his CSS skills.

spark947,

Yeah, seriously. What is even the context of this? We have no idea. The cops might have been like “We need a warrant to look at that footage you idiot.”

kablammy,

Whoever owns the camera presumably has an interest in reducing/solving crime in the area (why else have cameras?), so they would likely be happy to make the footage available to police if asked nicely, with no warrant required.

spark947,

Yeah, in general, but not necessarily in that circumstance. A lot of time talking to tech people (I’m a softwar engineer) they can can be smug about this while leaving out important context.

DroneRights,

No, I’ve been in this situation as a victim. My bike was stolen and they said it would take hours to search the CCTV. I told them about binary search, they didn’t understand.

usernamesaredifficul,

more importantly cops don’t actually give a shit about solving crime.

In England the police primarily exist to keep noise down in middle class areas. I assume it’s even worse in America

tocopherol, (edited )
@tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That is their primary purpose here too but it just requires more violence and subjection, Americans are extra noisy.

charliespider, to risa in An unusual scene

Hate when I get Rick Rotated

brown567, to risa in An unusual scene

I can’t believe you’ve done this

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