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PrunesMakeYouPoop, in What's a good way to prank your coworker?
  1. Wait until you have to fart while coworker is away from desk.
  2. Position sphincter directly above the tube in the office chair.
  3. Lower chair as far as it will go.
  4. Fart as you raise the chair as high as it will go, sucking the gassy shit particles into the tube.
  5. Walk away.
  6. Watch the carnage when coworker sits and lowers the chair.
Vex_Detrause,

Isn’t the exhaust hole is in the bottom?

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

Depends on the chair, I suppose. It definitely worked on the chairs I had in the US Navy back in 2006.
It doesn't matter though, you're still farting in their chair either way.

Stillhart, in How do you enjoy listening to digital content? Speakers? Headphones? Earbuds?

Youtube videos have terrible audio. Any of the streaming audio services (even Youtube Music) will sound better.

As far as how I listen, I use wi-fi to speakers or wi-fi to streamer/dac/amp/headphones depending.

i11, in How do you enjoy listening to digital content? Speakers? Headphones? Earbuds?

Bluetooth earbuds has been a bliss in home or when I’m out. You can leave your phone in one room and continue doing chores in another. When out, it’s no-brainer to use earbuds or headphones especially in public places. You don’t want to be the guy blasting music through speakers in public.

protist, in For those that are, how are you keeping track of tropical weather this year?

The NHC site for official forecasts/updates and the HWRF site for spaghetti models and more data than I will ever understand

FARTYSHARTBLAST, in What's the hottest and coldest temperature you've ever been in?
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-30 F or thereabouts and maybe 115 F or so.

Dadifer, in What's it like working night shift?

I did 4 years of nights. The real trick is being able to sleep during the day. So whatever ear plugs, face mask, blackout curtains you need, make sure they work for you. I generally would work up to it staying up until 2 AM, then 5 AM, then going to work. I believe that most people found that they had more time with their family because instead of being at work 8-12 hours during the day, they were only sleeping 6-7, and were home when their kids were getting up, going to school, coming home, etc.

zerbey, in How do you enjoy listening to digital content? Speakers? Headphones? Earbuds?

Headphones.

Steamymoomilk, in What password manager do you recommend?

I just use my very smooth brain Although its not very relible

001100010010,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yea my smooth brain almost forgot my lemmy password lol. Hard to remember passwords when constantly depressed.

Christopher,

How about your login name? Hopefully your string of binary means something to you so it’s also memorable!

001100010010,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Shhh… It’s the secret to time travel! Or at least 1/3 of it.

Edit: Spoilers: It’s from

spoilerFuturama, Bender’s Big Score, the time code printed on Fry’s ass (yes, literally)

Christopher,

As long as it’s not also your password in reverse!

001100010010,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

No my password is not in reverse, it’s in inverse. Hackers are so dumb, when I’m already playing 5d chess. 🤓

110011101101

Christopher,

Be sure to invert it twice, to be extra secure. 🔐

zerbey, in For those that are, how are you keeping track of tropical weather this year?

I use the NOAA Hurricane Center site, then if it gets close enough RadarScope.

Chrisosaur, in What's it like working night shift?

If it’s straight nights it might not be too bad. I worked 2 days/2 nights/4 off for about 13 years and I would not go back now that I’m in a 9-5.

Unless you’re getting decent compensation for it, I would try and find something else. Humans just aren’t nocturnal.

64bit, in How often do you brush your teeth?

When I wake up and before bed

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Same, but I’ve combined my teeth brushing with showering. It gives you a nice excuse to zone out in the shower for just a bit longer.

keenanpepper,

Pro tip: if you call zoning out “meditating” (because that’s what it is) it makes you feel more put-together and successful. Congrats on your practice of hydrotherapy meditation.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ooo that’s fancy, I like it!

64bit,

I just wander about the house brushing my teeth, that way I’m not stuck just standing in the bathroom

CmdrShepard,

How do you keep from making a mess? I look like I have an advanced case of rabies when I brush mine.

64bit,

With skill and a little flair x

Nah idk, I can’t do it for long ofc cause toothpaste has that habit of becoming a little too minty and then a little painful but it’s only messy if I’m trying to have a conversation mid brush.

Which btw, happens, if I’m walking about brushing my teeth, chances are I’ll be attempting to respond to people lmao

CheshireSnake, in How do you enjoy listening to digital content? Speakers? Headphones? Earbuds?
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Headphones. I do have speakers but they’re mostly for my record player, although I have them hooked up to my pc as well. Earphones, not so much. Not comfortable for me.

14specks, in What are your favorite leftist podcasts?
@14specks@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s not “leftist” necessarily, but all leftists should inform themselves about the Russian Revolution IMO, which is covered by season 10 (the final and currently ongoing season) of the Revolutions|^Spotify^ podcast.

Mike Duncan isn’t explicitly leftist or anything, but he really does his homework and portrays things in a really neutral way. Whether or not you are a big stan of the USSR and what came after, the Russian Revolution was the most successful attempt at overthrowing capitalism (to an extent), and any future movement should learn from and analyze all aspects of what happened in those years.

Citations Needed|^Spotify^ is my other favorite with their in-depth media criticism (if you like Chomsky’s stuff, you’ll probably like what they have to say).

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Behind the Bastards, It Could Happen Here, Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff, and Popular Front are some of my favorites.

ophelia, in What butterfly effect have you personally witnessed?
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Was a college dropout, working at a factory. A really grimey sweat-shop type place. I had just come to accept that this was my life. Then they needed an IT person for the afternoon shift. Someone told HR that I “knew computers”. I almost didn’t apply, but the HR manager approached me and asked me to. That was about… almost 20 years ago.

5 jobs later and I’m now a professor and finishing up my MSc. Computer Science. That one person who said I knew computers changed my whole life. I’m still not even completely sure who it was.

hoodlem, in How do you enjoy listening to digital content? Speakers? Headphones? Earbuds?

I use AirPods

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