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kabukimeow, in What app do you use for Mastodon?
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Tusky for me as well. It works just fine imo.

Adi2121, in You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect

The ability to touch a book to instantly know its content.

sayabulegila,

but you must feel a paper cut from every single page of knowledge

dystop,
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It only works if you touch it with your penis.

Adulated_Aspersion,

There are no downsides. Perfect.

tr00st,

… but every page becomes blank just before you touch it.

eltimablo, (edited )

Every book you encounter will always be written in a language you don't speak.

wattanao,
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The title of the book appears somewhere on your skin, and if removed you will forget any knowledge from that book, whether you obtained it through reading or your power. The titles must be legible, and cannot overlap.

MrComradeTaco, in Am I the only one who finds AI generated porn odd

The most creepy thing is if porn is already fake AF why would someone wank to even more fake porn? 🤣🤣

pikmeir, in What are your "weirdest" pizza toppings or other weird food combos?

Pineapple, pepperoni, and jalapeño turns out pretty good on a pizza.

chaddy,
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That's peak Pizza for me! Especially with both pepperoni and sucuk (turkish garlic salami that's basically available in every Pizza delivery place in Germany).

vegivamp,
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Suçuk/mushroom is wonderful!

Arcaneslime,

The best 3topping in existence, hands down.

My theory on why people don’t like pineapple on pizza is that most of them pair it with sweet ham, so they lose the full effect of the spicy/sweet/salty combo. Pineapple on pizza is amazing, hawaiian pizza is an abberant form that should be removed off menus everywhere and replaced with the true god-king: The PPJ.

vegivamp,
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Try pepperoni and black olives, that's also pretty good.

kaishi,
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IMO that's pretty normal, maybe even classic!

Also, how are black olives so bad and other olives so good? I've never understood it. Kalamata olives would be so much tastier.

vegivamp,
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That's a matter of preference - off pizza i prefer green ones!

Also, for this, strangely enough it works better with the sliced ones than the whole ones. They're a bit saltier. Like me 😋

Machefi, in Does anyone else feel extremely annoyed when things are even slightly imperfect?

This feeling is weirdly familiar to me. Not regarding Lemmy, but when I want my computer to do something and it does it imperfectly I get this weird feeling of anger I don't usually get in any other circumstances. Like when the mouse button only works 50% of the time, or when there's bad kerning in my LaTeX document like this program was created to do this one thing and how DARE it fail at this SIMPLE TASK LIKE IS IT SO FREAKING HARD TO SPACE THE LETTERS CORRECTLY I LEARN THE FREAKING COMMANDS ONLY TO GET THIS ABSOLUTE GARBAGE OF KERNING BETWEEN TWO LETTERS THAT I HAVE TO MANUALLY CORRECT LIKE AAARGGHAGVGAHG

leraje, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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Are you being human trafficked?

Lells, in You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect
@Lells@kbin.social avatar

Can spontaneously manifest any variety of cheese

DuckCake,
@DuckCake@kbin.social avatar

It appears from a random bodily orifice each time, and never the same one twice.

theusualuser,

Lactose intollerant

JustAWoopie,

Cheese becomes tasteless

Unblended,
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Can't control when you do it.

VanillaGorilla,

Oh I'd pick up some napkins and follow that person. I hope blue cheeses are on the list, and maybe some gruyère 🤤

khelmr,
@khelmr@kbin.social avatar

You're constantly followed by an army of mice that want to eat your cheese.

glasslyrata,
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At the rate of one gram per hour.

Jon-H558,

You constantly stink of molding cheese

crashspeeder, in tildes Invitation

I’ve also been curious about it. Enjoying Lemmy and Kbin, but wouldn’t mind the ability to interact on Tildes, if somebody has an invite.

1984,
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Sent

professor, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

I’m honestly more curious about this than I was about any of the locked safes.

Thormjolnir, in Why doesn't DuckDuckGo return any results for "PeerTube"?

Might be a duckduckgo bug, but have you tried another search engine to see if it works there?

QuestionMark,

Yes, I tried with SearX, and it worked.

Catsrules, in Why doesn't DuckDuckGo return any results for "PeerTube"?

What is your safe search setting set to on duck duck go?

If it is set to strict it will result in no results but if you set it to moderate it will return results.

QuestionMark,

It was on moderate. Turning it off didn’t make any changes.

cobweb, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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my guess is they are either getting their butthole pierced or tattooed, but I know that OP won't confirm. THat's just my guess here. I really hope it's not something more gross than that, but I can't handle that.

bob,

do you need to stay in a tent for 5 days to get your butthole tattooed?

k_o_t,
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no, but sometimes you’ll go to all kinds of far away and hard-to-access destinations to get a particular tattoo 🤷‍♀️

cobweb,
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I dunno, maybe? I've never had my butthole tattooed, I'm just making guesses here.

DrWeevilJammer,

That's too long. Who's your butthole tent piercing guy?

bob,

Oh, I'm embarrassed to say that I don't have one!

k_o_t,
@k_o_t@lemmy.ml avatar

this is the real answer hehe

SubArcticTundra, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

You could try surviving on Soylent or an equivalent. It’s the nutrients you need to stay alive and operating normally stripped down to the bare minimum (so less material for you to have to poop). It might be diluted in water but that could be minimised and that small amount would probably leave you though sweat/breath anyway.

eyy,

But what is it made of?

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Iirc, oats and pea protein, plus some micronutrients

DrWeevilJammer,

For those not aware that this is a movie reference, check out the 1970s Charlton Heston movie "Soylent Green".

vriska, in What app do you use for Mastodon?
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The official web client works very well as a PWA on mobile.

The official native apps are also an option, but are controversial for a number of reasons. I don’t use it, but from what I’ve heard Tusky is a very popular alternative.

oxideSeven, in Unconventional Food for a 3-Day Pooping Marathon?"
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Lots of coke zero. Alcohol sugars and caffeine. Then whatever food you want.

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