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GunnarRunnar, in You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect

Fly with farts.

theusualuser,

You have uncurable IBS

Bradamir,

The only way you can generate fart power is by eating poo.

Crayon8027,
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Yeah, but then you get to have a cool catchphrase like, "Eat shit and fly".

itchy_lizard, in Is there a listing of which instance each subreddit moved to?
hemko, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

I was here

fievel, in Is there a listing of which instance each subreddit moved to?
Skelectus, in What is your opinion about Lemmy not having karma but Kbin having reputation points?
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A karma score encourages making poor quality meme posts and comments in large quantities to gain more fake internet points. It's easily abused; Reddit is full of karma farming bots.

No downvotes was also mentioned here, but I heavily disagree. Downvotes, in my opinion are mostly a positive thing. Youtube hiding downvotes was a move towards a "good vibes only, no criticism allowed" type of environment.

Lemmy pretty much meets my ideal in this regard, it has downvotes and doesn't have a broken social credit system.

assa123,
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There are posts that contain despicable information/news but are useful to know, and I always struggled between upvoting or not voting since downvoting would remove karma from OP.

Skelectus,
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Downvotes aren't intended for the subject of the news, but for OP for making the post. If you hate the subject, I guess the correct action is to express it in the comments, or give an upvote if someone else already did.

ShittyKopper,

There was an idea from blahaj.zone who considered making down votes enabled, but have less “weight” compared to upvotes. It sounded pretty interesting but I don’t think they implemented it yet.

envelope, in Does anyone else hope the bulk of Reddit stays there?

I've been through multiple aggregator site meltdowns and migrations. Some will stay, some will go, everyone will eventually find a new home. No worries!

blackstrat, in Is water denser at the bottom of the ocean?
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Yes. Pressure and temperature are the main factors influencing the speed of sound through water, which is very important when calibrating sonars as you need to know how quickly the sound will travel to know how far away a response is.

[https://www.arc.id.au/UWAcoustics.html](More details)

Thavron, in You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect
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Telekinesis!

zebus,
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But the strain and concentration required causes you to dump your drawers.

nichty,

You can be in the shit a lot with powers like telekinesis huh

UsernameLost,

Proctologists hate this one weird trick!

jackmon,

He should team up with 'Fly with farts'

sussy_gussy, in For everyone new to Lemmy, how are you finding the experience?

I'm having a great time. Lemmy is a little bit harder than Reddit but I have been on Mastodon for some time now so I know how federation works. The only thing about Lemmy I don't like is that it feels kinda buggy and unpolished as it is very early stage and the same posts often reappear. But I like the community and it actually seems to be working so that's pretty cool!

SpaceNoodle, in Why is a millennium old fossilised human poop on display at the Archaeological Resource Centre in the UK?

Why wouldn't it be? It provides fascinating insight into the dietary and hygienic habits of our precursors.

Thebazilly, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

Get the Starbucks poop potion

miraclerandy,

This was my thought, some high fiber foods and coffee.

Just walk between a Starbucks and Taco Bell for 3 days

Thebazilly,

Did you not hear about the poop potion?

badgerific, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
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Come over. I'm sure I can cook you some diarrhea-inducing food. It'll be spicy as hell, so sweating and peeing gets sorted too. And I'm sure it's not going to be easy to find.

Underwaterbob, in Why does Lemmy feel so fresh compared to Reddit?

While sometimes mildly amusing, I don't miss the strings of puns that dominated ~50% of the "discussions" I clicked.

midas,

Genuinely felt like filler most of the times, fast food comments, an AI would’ve generated something better etc. Mildly amusing things get beaten to death quickly.

Lauchs, in What do you think of people making memes/jokes about the recent Titan tragedy?

Personally, I think it's all about the balance.

There are a handful of affected families and millions cracking their own jokes. No one (hopefully!) is harassing the victims' families.

Admittedly, my moral perspective is, apparently, a little skewed. I find it mind boggling that we as a culture have normalized sweatshops to make almost everything and children mining and dying to make our phones but draw the line at jokes. Just seems weird, like a plantation slave owner chiding me for saying "damn."

mizu6079, in You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect
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Omnipotence

SirXer6xes,

The side-effect is randomized Dementia >:)

nichty,

You also gain impotence. Congratulations! You now know that you can only be a god by being a paradox

Chainweasel,

Having unlimited power means you control everything. You have no time to enjoy your power because you're constantly making sure the laws of physics stay and balance so the universe doesn't dissolve.

Bradamir,

Guthix basically.

SHamblingSHapes,

Every attempt at thought or action ends in an omnipotence paradox. E.g., can God make a rock so heavy even he can't lift it?

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