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Rogue_General, (edited ) in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
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Lemmy's first inside joke, I'm so proud

Edit: Link for the uninitiated

VectorSocks, (edited ) in You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect

Know anyone's most deviant kink.

econpol,

You will get a very strong, visceral image of every person engaging in that kink.

npastaSyn,

Plus the desire to fulfill it.

Lells,
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... because you are the target of those kinks

morva, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

hold it in

-hypnotoad-, in Why is a millennium old fossilised human poop on display at the Archaeological Resource Centre in the UK?
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We can only hope that one day a Lemmy post about not shitting for 3 days will make it into a museum for future generations to marvel at.

Nintendo, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

leaving a comment for when this thread pops up on some YouTubers history of Lemmy video

TooL, in You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect

The ability to speak, read, and understand every known language.

somethingspecial,

Via any of those methods, you can only communicate at one word per minute.

TooL,

You.....

Are...

EVIL.

CanadaPlus, in Why is a millennium old fossilised human poop on display at the Archaeological Resource Centre in the UK?

I like the big metal clamps holding it there.

Is it actually fossilised, if it's only a millennium old?

SmokeInFog,
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From How Long do Fossils Take to Form? by Raul Esperante at the Geoscience Research Institute (this is the second to last paragraph):

Contrary to what many people believe, permineralization may not take a long time. Given the right geochemical conditions during burial, permineralization can occur rapidly: ranging from within a few hours to a few years, depending on the size and nature of the original material. Scientists have reported fossilized embryos of echinoderms (sea urchins), which are extremely delicate structures. Experiments carried out to replicate those fossilized embryos show that fossilization happened in a very short span of time.[7] Experiments show that mineralization of soft tissue of shrimp with calcium phosphate mediated by bacterial decomposition may start in a few days and increase in 4 to 8 weeks after death, possibly leading to fossilization.[8] This is an example of fossilization involving mineral precipitation that occurs during the decay process caused by bacteria. The British paleontologists David Martill studied in detail the preservation of fishes and other animals in rocks of the Lower Cretaceous of the Chapada do Araripe, north-east Brazil, and found that they have preserved the most delicate structures known in the fossil record. Gills, muscles, stomachs and even eggs with yolks have been found. These are cases of exceptional preservation by phosphatization—mineralization by calcium phosphate. Martill concludes that many of the fine details preserved in those fossils became mineralized within a span of time of 5 hours or less after death, and calls this instantaneous fossilization.[9] I have studied fossils of whales in the Pisco Formation in Peru in which the baleen structure (the filtering organ in the mouth of the whales) has been partially mineralized and preserved in anatomical position, which is a case of exceptional preservation because baleen is not bony tissue and is not rooted in the maxillary. Baleen tends to detach from the whale and decay rather quickly after death, nevertheless it is preserved in life position in many of those fossil specimens. I have suggested that the whales must have been rapidly buried and the baleen rapidly mineralized in order to become preserved.[10]

Rottcodd, in Does anyone else hope the bulk of Reddit stays there?
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Yes - very much so.

This feels like a community of actual people who can and do actually think and engage.

Reddit felt like a vast sea of idiots, trolls, shills snd bots.

Venutianxspring,

It used to be very similar to the current community here though. It wasn't until it got mainstream that it tanked tremendously.

I hope the fediverse stays like this forever, but there will always be idiots that inadvertently ruin it

Fenosi, in What are your favorite (Youtube) video's/documentaries of all time that you can watch again and again?

Shoutout to Lemmino! I love his video about Jack the Ripper.

calhoon2005,
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Not full documentaries, but Tom Scott on YouTube does great little 5-10 minute explainers.

dill,
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Yes! It's so good

Harlan_Cloverseed, in You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect
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I’m happy

KingPyrox,
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You die immediately after this

Maximilious,
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An annoying happy-go-lucky theme song plays for all to hear around you.

Lells,
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... despite having nightmarish diarrhea every hour, on the hour.

TheEntity,

But you can poop only once every 3 days.

lazylion_ca,

That’s my normal, so what’s the problem?

itchy_lizard, in What is your opinion about Lemmy not having karma but Kbin having reputation points?

We need them for better distributed moderation of spam

MiddleWeigh,
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Yea but karma is kind of the main cause of spam at a certain point.

There's nothing to gain by spamming here when there's no karma, and your content is trash.

whileloop, in What are your favorite (Youtube) video's/documentaries of all time that you can watch again and again?
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The Polybius documentary by Ahoy. https://youtu.be/_7X6Yeydgyg

Thanks for sharing these! I've only seen 1 and 5, so I've got something to watch this weekend!

calhoon2005, (edited ) in What are your favorite (Youtube) video's/documentaries of all time that you can watch again and again?
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Not full documentaries, but Tom Scott on YouTube does great little 5-10 minute explainers.

youtube.com/@TomScottGo

Edit - added YouTube channel

Chainweasel, in Is water denser at the bottom of the ocean?

Yes. Some things I haven't seen mentioned yet:

Although water can't be compressed there's a few other factors.

  1. Density changes with temperature, and it's a lot colder at the bottom then the top.
  2. There are air bubbles in the water, all of it. Although atmospheric air mixing by waves is unlikely to make it all the way to the bottom, biology produces gases via several different methods and gas can be compressed, which reduces the space between water molecules and increases the density.
GunnarRunnar, in Does anyone else hope the bulk of Reddit stays there?

So call me what you will but I just want a new "Reddit". I want a place where I can come up with a niche and find a place where people are talking about it. Whether it's experts or enthusiasts but I want to shared experience of "talking about X".

AlteredStateBlob,
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Exactly, well put. This is what reddit used to be, I hope this place can and will grow into just that in time. I see the potential. Everything starts with very little.

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