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utopia_dig, in You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect
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The ability to stop pooping for three days.

Crabhands,
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Each day you don’t poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.

Gazumbo,

But when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede

wildchandelure, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Truly an amazing post that needs a follow-up. We wait eagerly for the results of this journey. You crazy motherfucker lmfao

ForynGilnith, in What do you use for a domain registrar?
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I use 101domain.com

They're not always the cheapest option but they seem to support a lot of TLDs and their customer support is always fast and staffed by actual humans.

blackstrat, in What do you use for a domain registrar?
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I use namecheap.com with the DNS on Cloudflare

orionstein,

Namecheap is great

Thndrchld,

Seconded. I have multiple domains on name cheap, and manage those domains with cloud flare. Even my self-hosted stuff at home. Especially my self-hosted stuff at home. Maybe google wouldn’t notice a ddos, but my shitty spectrum internet sure would.

mizu6079, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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I miscalculated. The poopless days begin tomorrow, not today. About 28 hours left.

Spidertax,

Are you trying to build up a giga shit, so you can clog your nemesis’s toilet?

Cloak,
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Thanks for the update

rockmeat,

will you keep us posted on how it's going?

headlesscyborg,
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Since you added the hours left, the whole (not-)pooping thing sounds way more serious now. Damn, maybe if you added some countdown timer, I’d stop laughing.

Spoiler: I won’t

Badkid,

The forbidden poop saga continues...

mizu6079,
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Currently sitting on the toilet. Taking my last shit. 12 hours and 33 minutes left.

mizu6079,
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It’s not working.

mizu6079,
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Is this what giving birth feels like?

mizu6079,
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Help.

mizu6079,
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I’m looking up at the ceiling, my mouth open in a silent scream of rage and desperation. Cords stand out on my neck as every neuron in my brain wills that stubborn piece of poop to pass through my hole. My phone is in my hand, playing this video on loop. Yet, the fecal brick resists. It is not showing any signs of giving in. However, I am determined to clear myself out before the three-day period starts. I am not giving up.

mizu6079,
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I gave up. I forced it so hard it almost made me throw up. I’m going to bed.

mizu6079,
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Attempt 2 at taking my last shit.

UPDATE: I failed again.

mizu6079,
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UPDATE: I HAVE OFFICIALLY SHITTEN MY LAST SHIT!

mizu6079,
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The shitless period has begun.

mizu6079,
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Day 1 of not shitting started 4 hours ago, but it’s time for the real journey to start. Goodbye my friends. Wish me luck.

mizu6079,
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Day 1 is over. I have not shitten.

mizu6079,
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Very bad situation can’t focus on grammar and stuff but i almost shat only forced myself not to becoz cant disappoint lemmings anyways bye now that’s the day two update

mizu6079,
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3 DAYS OVER I MADE IT LESGOO

simpleduckman, in What is your opinion about Lemmy not having karma but Kbin having reputation points?

I think karma could in some ways be fun, but overall was more of a liability than an asset for Reddit. I'm glad Lemmy didn't have it. Reduces karmawhoring incentives

Jon-H558, in What are your "weirdest" pizza toppings or other weird food combos?

Marshmallow and pesto

DataSaurus, in What do you use for a domain registrar?

I am a fan of Namecheap.They have lots of exotic domains. Domains are easy to manage, free domain privacy but their support is really slow and a bit incompetent.

For local domains, like: .UK, .US, .DE, I register there locally. Thus making sure that all my service providers are capable if handling the local privacy laws.

Jon-H558, in What are your "weirdest" pizza toppings or other weird food combos?

Marshmallow and pesto pizza

shroomato, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
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The fuck is wrong with you Greg

Riktastic, in What do you use for a domain registrar?
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I am a fan of Namecheap.They have lots of exotic domains. Domains are easy to manage, free domain privacy but their support is really slow and a bit incompetent.

For local domains, like: .UK, .US, .DE, I register there locally. Thus making sure that all my service providers are capable if handling the local privacy laws.

For DNS I use cloudflare.

ErraticDragon,
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Off topic, sorry, but I'm curious: Did a bоt copy your comment? Or is this some sort of Federation-related-weirdness?

https://i.imgur.com/1mmxOE7.png

Riktastic,
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I accidentally posted using the wrong account. I tried to delete the other post which seemed to work on the instance but doesn’t seem the federate.

simpleduckman, in Does anyone else hope the bulk of Reddit stays there?

I definitely get how you feel, but I think free communities stay like this one in tone, regardless of whether they get substantial growth. I think it could be a counterintuitive sign of health when Lemmy is big enough that some of its userbase is kinda annoying and you have to find the subs (is that the right term here?) with the community that you like

sunaurus, in What do you use for a domain registrar?
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Lately I've been registering domains directly at Cloudflare. If you're a Cloudflare user anyway then it's super convenient!

The only downside is that they don't support less popular TLDs (yet).

binwiederhier, in What are your "weirdest" pizza toppings or other weird food combos?
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Tuna Pizza aka Pizza Tonno.

This is very very very common in Europe (Italy, Germany, …), but every time I mention it to anyone in the US they will look at me like I just told them I like eating car tires or something. My wife only eats tuna Pizza, but she has to make it herself because it is not sold anywhere in the US.

Lenguador, in What are your favorite (Youtube) video's/documentaries of all time that you can watch again and again?
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If you can get past the weird framing device, the Plinkett reviews of the Star Wars prequels are an excellent deep dive into the issues with those films: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI&list=PL5919C8DE6F720A2D

Jenny Nicholson's videos are great, but her documentary on "The Last Bronycon" is special, as the realization dawns on you while watching that she has more connection to Brony culture than you might have guessed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fVOF2PiHnc

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