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Thebazilly, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

Get the Starbucks poop potion

miraclerandy,

This was my thought, some high fiber foods and coffee.

Just walk between a Starbucks and Taco Bell for 3 days

Thebazilly,

Did you not hear about the poop potion?

Gorillan, in Why does Lemmy feel so fresh compared to Reddit?

I think it all boils down to an older and more geeky user base.

floofloof,

Let’s enjoy it while it lasts. This feels comfortable like the internet until the late 1990s. I didn’t realize I missed that. And when it starts to be exploited for profit, trolled for whatever reason people troll things, and swamped by bots, let’s sneak off somewhere else they don’t know about and do it again.

SpezCanLigmaBalls, in You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect
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Make Bezos, Musk, Zuck, Spez, and @Luckyy nut whenever i clap

skillissuer,

they all have to be in the same room with you

lobster_irl, in It would be cool to have Lemmy pen pals. Asklemmy, what are your hobbies and what's your life like?
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I‘m in my early 30s, I used to be an academic doing AI stuff, for now I’m a SAHM which has been a big change. Used to do programming, gaming and embroidery in my free time, liked tinkering with my pc setup (I use arch btw). Now I don’t have much time anymore, seriously staying home with a baby is a million times more stressful than any job I ever had! So now the hobby I make time for and refuse to give up is RPGs, tabletop and PC. Can’t wait for my son to be old enough to play also.

the_football_maestro,

What area of AI research were you working on?

FVVS, in You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect
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I can fly wherever I want super fast so I can travel the world.

skillissuer,

whoa whoa there buddy, you're not going anywhere without transponder, lights, altimeter, radio and safety systems required by any aviation authority. either you carry server rack worth of equipment with you at all times or use an actual plane

guazzabuglio,

You still need to go through TSA before flying

FVVS,
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This is the way

ram, in Does anyone else hope the bulk of Reddit stays there?
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Lots of reddit will find themselves unwelcome in Lemmy and by various instance admins. They may make their own instances, but depending on the content that comes from them, they may even be defederated from ours.

Lemmy is community owned, community run, and community focused. There is no profit motive. There is no logic to keeping people on your instance or interacting with it who work to its detriment. Just having more people on your instance doesn't mean "one additional customer".

Biscuit, (edited )
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Lots of reddit will find themselves unwelcome in Lemmy and by various instance admins.

Do you have some examples?

Rakust,

Anyone who supports human rights in lemmygrad is an example

ram,
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It's difficult to point directly to examples as their posts tend to be deleted, and deleted posts will also hide the rest of the thread. This thread had portions of its OP chronicled before it was taken down though. Basically they were complaining about everywhere they went on Lemmy their posts were deleted or they were banned for "criticism". They never directly said what their criticisms were, but I can only assume they're the types you wouldn't elaborate on when trying to get people to side with you over "censorship".

I've seen multiple others have a hard time when expressing homophobia, and getting their comments or accounts removed. When the owners of the instances can't profit off you like Reddit does, lending their resources to you is done out of kindness and goodwill, and if you step on that, there's little reason to hold back haha

Nommer,

They never directly said what their criticisms were, but I can only assume they're the types you wouldn't elaborate on when trying to get people to side with you over "censorship".

Which to me is funny because they know they're wrong.

icxcnika,

They may make their own instances, but depending on the content that comes from them, they may even be defederated from ours.

It is WEIRD how much I feel like I've been here before.

My first days on the internet were around the time that both email lists, and IRC chat, were popular. IRC chat was a bit more centralized than this perhaps in management, but in many ways the concepts were similar: multiple servers, interlinked, and if the admin of one server had a problem with the admin of another, they could delink from each other. IRC, a protocol that was popular 30 years ago and has been largely dead for at least 10, was basically the OG fediverse of instant messaging.

Anyways, there's a massive amount of promise with this. It's more or less what Reddit was originally meant to be: Each team fully in charge of their own subreddit, and Reddit admins only there to make sure that each subreddit played nice with each other subreddit. In a fediverse context, it's almost exactly the same, except the responsibility for cutting off subreddits that don't play nice lies with the managers of each "subreddit" (instance).

I realize that instances are not magazines and so on, and this analogy has technologically weak comparisons, but I think the principle works.

ram,
@ram@lemmy.ca avatar

I realize that instances are not magazines and so on, and this analogy has technologically weak comparisons, but I think the principle works.

I do think that we will start to see communities getting their own hosted instances. A light novel/manga I read has an entire instance devoted to communities about the series, and I've seen some chatter in the selfhosted community about making an instance for selfhosted/datahoarders/FOSS in general, though we'll see if that actually pans out.

I really like the model of a community of communities being in containerized into one shared, dedicated instance.

MrsEaves, in It would be cool to have Lemmy pen pals. Asklemmy, what are your hobbies and what's your life like?
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Mid-30s web designer equally versed in design and frontend development, quiet in conversation but loud in spirit and fashion choices. Hobbies are whatever I need and whatever I can get my hands on - today it’s woodworking and construction due to a burst pipe, last year it was cooking and zero waste living plus grad school, with dashes of IndieWeb, gardening, hydroponics, and plenty of internet in between. I don’t work too many hours in the traditional sense, but I do keep myself constantly busy - full time job, side gig, fixing all the things. I am often asked if I sleep. The answer is yes! I love naps, I usually take at least one a day.

tldr: neon chaotic hobby napper here, nice to meet you.

the_football_maestro,

What sort of fashion are you into?

MrsEaves,
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Rainbow punk is probably the best way I can think of to describe it. If it’s candy colored, glittery, or black (because black helps colors pop) I’m all over it. I recently got a pair of magnetic glasses covers that is printed to look like a slice of watermelon, and it’s my favorite because I have pink hair at the moment and between that and the deep green lipstick I have I can get an awesome watermelon look going. I’m a big fan of mixing patterns and textures as well. I love figuring out how to get a good alt look going that makes people smile. 😁

the_football_maestro,

Oh interesting! I dress mainly in athletic wear, football kits and flannel like a hardcore band so this is an interesting contrast! What did you study in grad school? Are you on a matrix server? Would love to chat more!

MrsEaves,
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Ahhhh I have a flannel I live in when I teach, they’re so comfy and cute! (I teach design/web dev classes at a university in the evening). I’ve never heard of a football kit before but I think I got the idea from a quick search. I’m not on Matrix at the moment, I’m usually more a forum person because of my schedule 😁

CanadaPlus, in You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect

Self-detonation.

JuxtaposedJaguar,

Although you survive, you get 2nd degree burns that take a regular amount of time to heal.

ritswd, in You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect

Teleportation

Chainweasel,

You conserve your angular momentum, so if you move at all in latitude the earth we'll be moving at a different speed. It would be like stepping out of a moving vehicle onto the freeway but a whole lot faster.

mo_ztt, in What is the best bang-for-buck AI art generator?
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I don't know of any that's comparable to Midjourney, although Stable Diffusion is doing a good job at catching up for certain selected subjects.

zelifcam, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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stop asking

Proceeds to then write a detailed timeline of the events that will occur. Either this is a joke or someone needs to be talked too by an adult and explained how the human body works.

Hey OP! Food In == Food Out

There’s no way around it.

sussy_gussy,

You can hold it in for a while and if you eat less food but with more energy per volume, you can eat less -> poop less and still get enough energy.

SHamblingSHapes, in You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect

Reactive adaptation.

Thavron, in You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect
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Telekinesis!

zebus,
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But the strain and concentration required causes you to dump your drawers.

nichty,

You can be in the shit a lot with powers like telekinesis huh

UsernameLost,

Proctologists hate this one weird trick!

jackmon,

He should team up with 'Fly with farts'

millions, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
@millions@kbin.social avatar

I was here for the first lemmy meme

TheFriendlyDickhead,

The funny thing is, because lemmy is so small basicly everybody instantly knows whats going on

rsfitz6, in What would be the best way to protect a room from unwated visitors in a low-tech fantasy world?

Pit.

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