I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

fade,
@fade@feddit.de avatar

Just leaving a comment to remember I was there when the 3 day no poop thing happened

XPost3000,

Same here

Seven,
@Seven@lemmy.world avatar

Its over, Lemmy is big enough to be its own thing now. This post proves it...

KrimsonBun,

I’m just gonna leave my mark here

Valmond,

I was there too!

elpinko,
@elpinko@lemmy.ml avatar

so this is where Lemmys lore began

zoriel,

Happy i switched over to lemmy in time to whitness this

Leap,

Oh my God, I have so many questions.

totally1995,

thank you lemmy for this gift

lodion,
@lodion@aussie.zone avatar
thehatfox,
@thehatfox@lemmy.world avatar

This post is truly glorious, this should be the founding exhibit of the museum of Lemmy.

I am truly grateful to witness this moment.

In case OP is still with us, my advice would be anti diarrhoea medication, consume minimum liquids, avoid fibre, pack MREs which are often formulated to be a bit constipating. But above all, question why on earth you would be doing this in the first place!

alexthesunking,

Honestly, If u dont want to poop and eat as little as possible i would consider fasting. If zero food is too intimidating - pack some nuts.

Nerrad,
@Nerrad@lemmy.world avatar

Good luck mailing yourself out of the country.

Raion1337,

I was here lmao. Starting to love lemmy

potato_pizzareca,
@potato_pizzareca@lemmy.world avatar

The type of shit (or lack thereof) that I came here to subscribe.

takeonme,

This entire thread is just… wow.

johnnysparrow,

Imodium

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