I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

FizzOnMyJayce,

Update plz?

redpen,
@redpen@lemmy.world avatar

How did it go?

thunderstruck,

What a post to kick off the reddit exodus

LittleYellowDigger,

And so it begins. This is where legends are made.

n00b001,

Remember to bring the poo knife

baatliwala,

Wut

Bone,

Someone’s gonna need a poop knife after day 3…

Snippet0136,

Steak and eggs, it’s what astronauts use to not shit for days. your body absorbs most of the material rather than excreting it. your looking for anything “low residue”.

Sleo,

If I had to guess, given the timing of this, he’s probably on the Hajj. Around this time 1.5 million Muslims make a pilgrimage to fulfill one of the main tenants of the religion, to make a once in a lifetime pilgrimage to Makkah. This is tied to Eid that’s coming in a few days.

Where I suspect this ties in is, one of the steps in this journey is to stay in Mina, which is basically a tent city outside of Makkah. The bathroom facilities are lacking at best, specially if you are used to clean western style sitting toilets. It’s not uncommon for people to walk back to their hotels and take care of business and walk back to their tents. Depending on where the hotel is and where your tent is, this could be a half hour to an hour walk. Let’s just say if someone is very particular about the throne and is situated far from the hotel, fasting and going without food to reduce poop frequency seems like a very attractive option.

In my experience, the bathrooms for the American and Canadian tents weren’t too bad to use in a pinch. And I was blessed that my hotel was only a 15 mins walk, so my wife and I would walk over every morning, take a nice shower and freshen up and walk back (there is a recommended time requirement on how much of each day you can spend outside the boundary of the city). The food there was too tempting for me to go with the no poop route this brave soul is embarking on. (For context, they would have fresh squeezed juices, lamb and rice dishes as big as small cars, teas, coffees, and the sweets were amazing… And it was all free!).

Eid Al Adha-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eid_al-Adha?wp…

Hajj - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hajj?wprov=sfla1

Repost from: lemmy.ca/comment/549502

monkeytrench,

posting for posterity. what a way to start the lemmy journey. and godspeed to op, shine on you crazy diamond.

bahnburner,

Breast milk has very few undigestible solids. Just saying.

professor,

I’m honestly more curious about this than I was about any of the locked safes.

awkwardtheturtle,

fuck lemmy fuck you all im the real awkward the turtle fuck you /u/spez

BongRipsMcGee420,

Just bring a wheel of cheese as your only food. Nobody will find that strange...

Thedogspaw,
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youtu.be/Z54XNJivHOs I was there at the dawn of the third age of mime kind

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