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EatYouWell, in What's the best approach/pathway to learning iOS development?

No one can answer that but you.

Everyone learns things differently, so you might be fine with reading the manual, but someone else might need a classroom setting, guided training, etc.

Cynicivity, in So, who or what ruined Christmas this year?

A rectal prolapse, a vaginal prolapse, and a blocked goat

Gimpydude,

I think we need to know more about this, especially the goat.

S_204,

And a Partridge in a pear tree.

NotSpez,

Yes, this warrants a standalone post!

Assman, in So, who or what ruined Christmas this year?
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My truck was stolen, suspiciously right around the time Santa should have been there 🧐

SantaClaus,

It wasn’t me, I swear!

peached_whale, in What word do you always forget?

ma ja pa hit

Wilzax,

Mahajapit ❌
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Mahapajit ❌
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Ma-ja-pa-hit?

✅☑️✅☑️✅

TheDoctorDonna, in So, who or what ruined Christmas this year?

I truly thought we were going to get through Christmas with zero racism. Then grandma and grandpa came over. Luckily I was able to steer the conversation away pretty quickly, but it always puts a damper on things.

I_Fart_Glitter,

We just had some mild racism too: “There’s just too many ethnic restaurants in this town. Why can’t we just have American food?!” “There’s a Denny’s down the street…”

FlyingSquid,
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Wait until they find out that Denny’s serves crepes.

dumpsterlid, (edited )

This makes my head want to explode. I grew up in a white ass family of wealthy-ish English descent and nobody knew what the hell good food was unless it was an expensive steak or fancy seafood which don’t really need much cooking skill to be yummy, it is inherently yummy you just eat it. Ughhh the food I grew up on was tasteless, soulless crap and every time I have good Mexican, Thai, Indian or some other type of food I am deeply thankful I don’t live in a barren wasteland of uninspired shit food. The fact that people actively desire that blows my mind.

White american food is fucking trash, I mean Italian food is good but Italians weren’t even let into the white people club until very recently so that barely even counts. England should just have their cooking license revoked. Choose the type of boiled mush you want and either add salt or pepper but not both because that would be too spicey! Don’t even get me started on the inability of white American cuisine to comprehend the concept of a meal without meat.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Yeah… English desserts can be pretty nice though. I grew up much the same and the only cherished family recipes we have are desserts: Trifle, bannoffee pie, persimmon pudding, cherries jubilee, custard pie with lemon curd, summer berry fool, toffee cake, hard sauce. Yorkshire pudding made with beef drippings is a delightful savory dish.

Coskii, in What's a food you love, that isn't worth making from scratch?
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Macaroons. I have made them from scratch. I can appreciate the sophisticated sublime expression of culinary caution it takes to split egg white, whip them until hard peaks, and then gently and precisely fold in the other ingredients to get the flavor you are after… But holy hell is it tedious with lots of potential for failure most of the way.

Alternatively, making cinnamon rolls from scratch. Not because it’s hard, just because it takes too long. I believe the recipe I was using allowed the dough to rise three separate times. Simple enough to make, but planning ahead for them to be breakfast is a 16:00 the previous day commitment.

BottleOfAlkahest,

Because I’m dumb, do you mean macarons? Or do you actually flavor your macaroons? If you do what flavors do you recommend for them? I assume something tropical to go with the coconut?

Coskii,
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Macarons, mobile doing mobile things.

Gimpydude, in What's a food you love, that isn't worth making from scratch?

Pastelles. Find some grandma who makes them by the thousand. Don’t buy Goya, they won’t be as good.

Landless2029,

Apparently my cousin makes bomb pastelles using a freaking blender.

How are you supposed to get the blood in there using a blender??

Still tasted good tho.

tdawg, in What's the best approach/pathway to learning iOS development?

Depends on how you learn. If you are asking this tho, that kinda implies you don’t know where to start. So grab a book and do some exercises. It might inspire you to make something real

Fuck_u_spez_, in What’s your go to driving song?

Interstate Love Song by STP

WeLoveCastingSpellz, in What search engine do you recommend that isn't Google or Bing?

I use stratpage. I find it reliable

andxz, in So, who or what ruined Christmas this year?

Covid with a side order of severe pancreatitis.

Almost checked out permanently just in time for Christmas.

tamal3,

I’m glad you didn’t! Feel better.

andxz,

Thanks. These nurses are lovely at least.

ma11en,

Pancreatitis was the worst pain I’ve ever experienced, I had my gall bladder out about 6 years ago and been fantastic since.

andxz,

Agreed, I’ve had two major surgeries and neither came anywhere close to that level of pain afterwards. At least they gave me so much pain medication I kinda lost two days in a haze. It just happened to be Christmas evening and day that I missed completely, lol.

AgentOrangesicle, in When you go home for the holidays, do you ever stop feeling like a kid?
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What drugs are you on?

Can I have some?

Itrytoblenderrender, in So, who or what ruined Christmas this year?
FlyingSquid,
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Congratulat- oh, that’s not a pregnancy test. :(

FatTony,
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Tbf, it would be more depressing if a positive pregnancy test was the reason christmas was ruined.

FlyingSquid,
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True. COVID doesn’t last 9 months.

Perhapsjustsniffit,

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  • FlyingSquid,
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    Sure. Plus 9 months.

    Goferking0,

    All depends on their location

    paddirn,

    COVID usually only lasts maybe two weeks vs a pregnancy/child lasting 18 years. This is definitely the better deal.

    Wodge,
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    18 years… that’s optimistic in this economy…

    hydrospanner,

    For some people, covid lasts the rest of their life…

    gregorum,

    Mosel cough

    Faresh, in What search engine do you recommend that isn't Google or Bing?

    I use SearXNG. It is a meta search engine so it use results from various other search engines and you can specify which with !. It does the job for me.

    CetaceanNeeded,

    My favourite feature is that you can host it yourself, you can even set it up to search over tor or VPN if you’re super privacy conscious.

    ____,

    I was a bit wary when I first spun up an instance, but it’s very low maintenance and mostly just works.

    Does it choke in some edge cases? Yeah, but far less often than I had expected. For my own use case it’s low resource and does exactly what it says on the tin - nothing more, nothing less.

    It’s my default across a variety of devices, and is perfectly happy behind basic auth and a minimal nginx conf.

    Occasionally I’ve even surfaced some oddball results that give me unexpected perspective on a topic.

    Facebones,

    Somebody reply to this so I remember to spin up a container tomorrow lmao

    heyfrancis,
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    zip,

    Hey, remember to spin up a container!

    Facebones,

    I did, thanks! 😛 Took a few tries but was over complicating the configs apparently lol

    dumpsterlid,

    Honestly I feel like searxng is way better than it gets credit for. It clearly isn’t as powerful as google but it isn’t drowning in SEO crap so that difference is entirely negated and then some.

    Anti_Face_Weapon, in What's a food you love, that isn't worth making from scratch?

    Sub sandwiches are legitimately the same price or even less expensive if you buy it from a restaurant compared to buying all the ingredients yourself.

    Similar with gyros.

    Appoxo,
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    One has better quality

    banneryear1868,

    Yup the city near me is known for it’s sub shops, an old steel town which makes sense, just can’t beat the options they have for the price.

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