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ira, in "Political Nuance" by PervisTime

A vote for not killing their babies is a vote for killing our babies

Viking_Hippie,

Which one is a vote for feeding almost all babies to Cthulhu?

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

T̸̢̛̠͓̩͎̯͖̜̪̖͕̫̬͈͕̜̤͙͕͖̹̪̹͔̺̱̥̗̬͇̟̫̪͔͉̱̣̟͔̥̳̖̠̈́͋̿̐̐̋͌̄̊͌͊̎̈́̈́̍͗̚͘͜͝ͅͅh̷̨̡̧̛̛̝̬̦̲̼͖̗͍̦͍̞̠͉̳̺͚̫͕͇̣̙̠͚̰͈̅̌̔͐̈̔̅͗̅̏̆͆̓̈́͛̅̾͆͗̿̉̇͌̾̍̀͗͒̐̾̋̀̓́̕͝͝͝ͅį̷̨̦̻͚̤̬͔̖̜̘̻͕̟̲̯͙̞̭̔́̊̽͐̎͜͝ͅͅs̴̨̡̢̛͚̳̣̤̗̜͓̲̦͇̣̦̬̹͇̯̖͙̱͚͙̰̩̬͈̗̘͙̺̹͚̥͙̹̤̖̹͚̞̉͂́͊̾̓̓͐͗̎̄̄̆́̆͒̾̇̊̕͘͘͜ͅ ̷͙̘͂̃̈́̈́̽̿̔̆̏̒̽̍̅̀̈́̒͒̑͑͊̃̇̈́̋̓̊̍̚̕̚͘͘͝o̷̧̡̨̨̧̳͕̫̫͚̖͚̥̺̬̯̖̯͙̟̲͎͎̫̞̱̭̣͔̣͍̣͙̹͖̝͚̻̞̿̏́̔́͌̾̈̾̑̍̔͑̅͌̈́̀̒̊̅͐̕͜͜͜͜͠͝n̷̢̢̧̡̡̢͔̠͎̙͇̥͙͎̼̫͉̟̖͇̞͔̙̝̭̬͉͓̩̹͖̱̩̾͠e̵̢͉̪̝͙͈͊̿͌͆̉̂̃͂̃̊́͗̈̈́̓͂̆̊͑͛̇̅̓̅̏̏̕̕

Everythingispenguins,

Come on you know voting for a third party is just a waste of a vote. This election is serious there are babies to kill.

moriquende,

why not all babies? are you a pedo or something?

Viking_Hippie,

I’m thinking we’re going to need to keep a tiny percentage of them to avoid the extinction of the species. It sucks, I know 🤷

DragonTypeWyvern,

Do we have to?

porcariasagrada,

have? no. but a tiny population to feel shame and record creating and keeping would not be all that bad. 5 million humans would be more than enough.

Viking_Hippie,

So what you’re saying is to keep every Danish person minus 500k-600k and eliminate everyone else?

porcariasagrada,

nah, danes still pollute a lot. more like indigenous people that are used to live of the land, aborigenes, amazonian tribes, african tribes. you know cultures that are more focused on earth.

meliaesc,

I’d love to see a reboot of survivor with only billionaires as contestants.

Event_Horizon,

See I’m not a fan of free-range or caged babies even if it’s to continue the species. I think we should move towards sustainable lab grown babies

ook_the_librarian, in Leave Me Alone
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

I thought I finally spotted a loss before it was pointed out to me.

hperrin, in Reminder [Martin Rosner]

Me every April 16th.

RizzRustbolt, in JPEG

And PNG crew still reigns supreme!

surewhynotlem,

Pronounced “pong”

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

“Pung” you plebeian.

letsgocrazy,

Pung.

ZoopZeZoop,

Not “Peeng”?

danjr,

Pee Enn Gee or Pee Enn Jee?

QwertySpace,
@QwertySpace@lemmy.world avatar

God dammit

uncouthterran, in I can't wait to play tonight [Clueless Hero]

I know not everyone has this luxury but remote work has really helped give some time back in my day. Between the flexible schedule and just napping when I feel like it, I have more time in the evening to play games again. Not everyday but a few times a week at least.

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Remote work really was the saving grace for me. It’s just amazing how much more time one has once you eliminate the commuting times.

Patches,

It’s not just the commute. You do the dishes and laundry during lunch and the ‘I don’t need to be here’ meetings so your free time is just that. Yours

dojan, in Leave Me Alone
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

That’s delightfully clever

jkmooney, in Leave Me Alone
@jkmooney@kbin.social avatar

I feel this one.... This is why I flex some of my time to Sunday morning to work of the stuff the required focused concentration.

praise_idleness, in Offering solutions is annoying

I don’t think I’m something-oriented person in general and often times I quickly learn if someone is asking for an advice or consolation. How should I reply to “I want a real solution for this” when the question is what one should do if it’s 1am and is in hankering for some late night delivery food? How can I give you any input on that?

Maalus,

Make them a pizza and bring it to bed.

agent_flounder, in Charcoal is messy
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Get out of my mind. ಠ_ಠ

v4ld1z, (edited ) in I can't wait to play tonight [Clueless Hero]
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

I’ve had to come to terms with not having any time to play, really, except for maybe an hour or two here and there with my partner. It does feel awesome to at least have that going, but it sucks a lot that I don’t get to play for extended periods of time if I want to. Not even taking advantage of any sales right now, even though I might want to, just because I know that I won’t have any time to play.

cazsiel,

Not that I can even afford a game rn shit.

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

fr fr

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

Same note too.

Anyolduser, in Offering solutions is annoying

Eeeeehhhhhhh I have a feeling Lemmy is going to skin me alive for this but I can’t help myself.

It’s not about the nail.

youtu.be/-4EDhdAHrOg?feature=shared

darganon,

It’s funny, but she’s right, it’s not about the nail. Never was.

Candelestine, in Charcoal is messy

Yep, done that one before for sure.

Honytawk, in 10:30 it is 👍

Turns out the daughter slows down on purpose at the end of the date so the friend is too late in bringing her home on time.

She also deliberately dates assholes she would rather see death.

This is a murder spree ran by her and her father.

nxdefiant,

Pretty sure this is the plot to >!Get Out.!<

dukk, (edited )

Lemmy natively doesn’t support Reddit-style spoilers. It may be a feature in some apps, but consider using the native Lemmy ::: spoiler tag.

(Doesn’t make much of a difference here, just letting you know for the future.)

nxdefiant,

I’m using an app, so I would never have known, thanks! And sorry if I spoiled that :(

rozlav, in Charcoal is messy

I can relate to that a lot, am I having not enough problems here ? (╯° □°) ╯︵ ┻━┻

LemmyIsFantastic, in Charcoal is messy

This struggle is real 😐

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