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klemptor, in JPEG

Helen is wearing socks with sandals. Helen don’t give a single phuck.

trbleclef,

It’s spelled “puck”

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Why use C and K in socks when they are pronounced the same?

New spelling: Sokks

klemptor,

Nah, gotta go with soks - can’t have that redundant k in there!

Klear,

Yup. Don’t want to risk a third K getting in there…

Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

Socc is the correct spelling now, because its “soccer” not Sokker (or Soker).

This is a hill I am willing to die on.

Mamertine,

Language evolves over time to become shortened for convenience.

Therefore sox is now the correct spelling. You all are using archaic spelling variations. Sox is always plural. I’m sure this will cause no confusion.

On a less anarchist note, spelling wasn’t standardized until the early 1900s.

So up until then, sox, soccs, socs, sokks, soks, and socks were all valid ways to refer to foot panties.

klemptor,

Foot panties!! This is now canon, someone call Merriam-Webster!

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Foot condom

Empricorn, (edited )

It’s obviously “sox”.

hglman,

Booo booo

awesome357,

Sahks

awesome357,

Of for those from Boston: Sahks

Crul, in Plenty of Fish
profdc9, in "Political Nuance" by PervisTime

They’re just doing it wrong.

yewtu.be/watch?v=cIgSTjzrmRg

ElBarto, in JPEG
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

The J is pronounced like the J in Jesus (Spanish pronunciation)

Metatronz,

👋 feg

feedum_sneedson,

no need to be homophobic

Metatronz,

Did not intend. Apologies

Hupf, in Plenty of Fish

At very high speed?

irreticent,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

It gave a whole new meaning to a “zoom meeting.”

Kalkaline, in Plenty of Fish
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Must have confused him for a sea cucumber

Leate_Wonceslace,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Pearlfish moment.

irreticent,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

Or a sea sponge.

jaybone,

When they swim into your vagina, you can’t get pregnant.

x4740N, in Movie date [beetlemoses]
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Plot twist, she’s into beastiality /j

ICastFist, in JPEG
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

So you pronounce it “Jay fag”. Ok, sounds reasonable

x4740N, in "The Mario Bros." By Safely Endangered
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

I swear I have seen this comic elsewhere with more colour saturation

fosforus, in "Thanksgiving" by TheOtherEnd

This is the best comic I’ve seen this year.

x4740N, in "Thanksgiving" by TheOtherEnd
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

You get any more of them pixels

Also I don’t get what this comic is trying to say at all

It’s just a mish mash of text and images to me and I didn’t get any message or meaning from it at all

If someone wants to explain it you’re welcome too but I literally don’t get what the point of this comic strip is

ButtCheekOnAStick,

The new girlfriend Stephanie is a Turkey. Her dad Jim is getting served for dinner that year, so it’s super awkward. It’s quite a bizarre comic and not very funny.

Surp, in JPEG
@Surp@lemmy.world avatar

Say gift. Now what you’re going to do next is leave out the T but enunciate the gif part the same way. Fuck you jif people!

tigeruppercut,

I’ll tell the agile fragile fugitive gin-drinking giraffes eating ginger ginseng to imagine gingerly using their digits to engineer a geological survey of the gist of your comment. They ate too much gingerbread and now have gingivitis, so the margins of those attracted to religion aren’t as rigid as the original origins of those of that region and we have to remain vigilant lest magic supersede logic, which of course would be terrible for legislation of the legions.

Wav_function,

That was beautiful

MisterD,

That’s how you do it, boys and jirls

towerful,

Great.
However none of those have the g-i-f sequence and have the j sound.
They do have g-i-t sequences. So it suggests that the f makes the g pronounced like a g not a j.
Intact, you could use examples like “digit” to argue the versioning software should be pronounced jit.

misophist,

But git is literally a word (and it’s pronounced with a hard G).

towerful,

initialcommit.com/blog/How-Did-Git-Get-Its-Name

Yeh, it’s obviously a nonsense argument.
Linus even suggested 2 backronyms for it, none of which have the j sound.
And there is precedence for git being pronounced git not jit.

tigeruppercut,

However none of those have the g-i-f sequence and have the j sound.

So the criteria for pronunciation is other words that have the exact same letters? What does that mean for the pronunciation of “women”?

towerful,

Women Vs world? Women Vs Woo? Women Vs work? Women Vs wonder?

Cause the “wom” sequence would be…
Women Vs Womb?
Women Vs Wombat?

The arguement is obviously nonsense.
It’s going into syntax of words to get pronunciation, instead the acronym/name.
Which is funny, because that’s exactly what’s happening in the gif/jif argument.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Not sure what you’re trying to say, but not a single one of those words pronounce the “wo” like it is in “women.”

towerful,

Womb and women are pronounced the same (well, except the ending).
Unless it’s a local dialect thing where “women” is pronounced “wimin”?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Nobody I’ve ever heard pronounces it “woo-min”, only “wimmin.” Definitely not a local dialect.

towerful,

Well, if you heard me, I pronounce “women” like “womb”.
Maybe I have the local dialect.

tigeruppercut,

Are you from PNW? I think I remember a video from reddit where someone said woo-min and a commenter said they’re from there and say it like that.

assassin_aragorn,

It seems to be closest to the i in fish – hence the fun alternate spelling of photi

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Ghoti is better (using the “gh” in “enough”), and yep.

ShortFuse,

Say gigantic. Now what you’re going to do next is stop with your ANTICs and enunciate the gig the same way.

uncreativechap,

Ironic since gig is already a word and everyone agrees it’s pronounced the other way.

assassin_aragorn,

The whole thing is funny when you look at the full phrase too. Graphical Interchange Format – it’s got both a hard g and a soft g. You could call a gif an image. You could also call it a graphic.

At the end of the day, there really isn’t an answer, and there never will be. It’s a fun debate to fuck around with though

Rodeo,

There is a G sound and there is a J sound.

There is no need to invent a distinction between “hard” and “soft” G. A “soft G” is just a J.

assassin_aragorn,

G can make a hard G sound or a soft G sound, the soft G is identical to J.

It’s still a soft G sound though, because the letter is G.

Rodeo,

No, it’s just a G that is making a J sound.

Kyrinar,

I’m firmly in the hard-g crew, but I respect what you did here

irish_link,

Gin like Gin and Tonic. Use Gin instead next time. Don’t get me wrong I will forever call it gif(t) however to help you with your position using a 3 letter word may help.

You may be explaining how superficial the Gift argument is by making it a much longer thing to take off but figured if you ever use it in a real way or argument you may want this one in your back pocket as well.

Pratai, in "Political Nuance" by PervisTime

Yup

DessertStorms, in 10:30 it is 👍
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Ah yes, the daughter as an object/possession, a cornerstone of misogyny..

Getawombatupya, (edited )

Don’t worry, the daddy daughter dance at the chastity ball is 100% normal and cool

1847953620,

🤢🤮

bionicjoey, (edited )

What about “dads are protective of their daughters”?

Edit: better yet, “parents are protective of their children”

OneWomanCreamTeam,

I gotta say, if some chud pulled a gun on my kid like this, I would get real protective real quick.

Oszilloraptor,

My parents made me regret coming late by being disappointed at me, not by threats.

crystal,

Your parents didn’t shoot multiple partners of yours??

Next you’re gonna tell me your parents aren’t deers

bionicjoey,

Okay, and this is a comic strip, not an instruction manual

scops,

My parents just told us we’d be grounded one day for every minute we were late. I’m a guy and never went out in high school, but my sisters made damn sure their boyfriends got them home on time.

funkless_eck,

Don’t have kids, probably never will, but I can sympathize with parents not wanting to be woken at 3am by an annoying teen. But also I recognize that is just what is going to happen.

My parents tried all sorts of things to get me to behave more like a responsible adult, and yet I behaved like an irresponsible teen. I just sucked up the punishment when I had to as a cost of doing business (and by business I mean staying out late on a school night)

I was barely in our family home from the age of 15+. Not because my parents were bad, but because it was what I wanted to do. My brother was home every night and in bed before midnight on weekends. I was the one saying “I’m going to a different city for the weekend, back Sunday night”

If they had punished me for it, I would have just done it when the punishment was over.

x4740N, in "No guts, no glory" by MrLovenstein
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

This oddly works if you read it in a manga format as well

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