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wander1236, in Poor JC can’t even get delivery
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Something something Easter

ininewcrow,
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Passover Pizza Pan Piecrust

blanketswithsmallpox, in in the AI of the beholder

Catty Magic Mirrors are the best.

mytimeatsandrock.fandom.com/wiki/Magic_Mirror

moistclump, (edited ) in in the AI of the beholder

The mirrors wrong. We like symmetrical faces, and thing big eyes are cute. There’s no way an AI trained in what humans like would call that person ugly or hideous! Maybe it’s about what robots find attractive. This person is too fleshy and has no chrome or blinking lights to be found anywhere.

stebo02, in Oblivious
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this doesn’t make sense tho, why would she say “talking to my crush is awful” to her crush? it doesn’t seem reasonable

Ziglin,

I just realised that the second character didn’t just feel bad for being impolite…

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

no it’s just that

Ziglin,

Some other comments seem to think the first character was in love with the second but the second didn’t realize until a year later.

cadekat,

Testing the water!

Gabu,

Actually more common than you’d think.

JackbyDev,

Dropping hints

MBM,

Because she’s not reasonable when talking to her crush

moistclump, in If it fits...

Anyone remember those emails forwarded in the naughts that said kittens were being grown in tiny cubes in Asia? They sent pictures like this.

Doubleohdonut,

Bonsai Kittens!

GlitterInfection,

I miss the early days of internet memes. Things were weirder in a way that was slightly more plausible because we all weren’t jaded enough by the weird shit on the internet yet!

Doubleohdonut,

I miss them too, but I figured I was just old. When the day finally comes, I want the grandkids sitting in awe while I describe the adventures of Salad Fingers 🤣

GlitterInfection,

I think it’s more than just being old. It’s about being in a community’s early times. I bet even early days tik-tok users have their “you had to be there” stories. Reddit was rife with them, for sure.

someguy3, in Freedom

Mickey and Minnie without gloves are free. I imagine any depiction with oversized white gloves will be sued.

CobblerScholar,

The fact we have to have this conversation means Disney already won

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Don’t get me wrong, it’s great that Disney via the government has stopped fucking us out of our culture. But we’re talking about 100+ year old cartoons. So yeah, Disney won.

ashestosea, (edited )
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They have gloves in the title card tho

Steamboat Willie Title Card

usualsuspect191,

Well, Mickey does. The comic looks to be missing Minnie’s top too

pigup,

🥵

lobut, (edited ) in in the AI of the beholder

lol that last statement is so unnecessary. Poor guy.

problematicPanther, in Freedom
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gawrsh

yamanii, in Probability
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

People are doing all kinds of justifications to why school buses don’t have seatbelts, but why don’t regular public transportation buses have seatbelts?

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Because they are friggin tanks. 63000 pounds of you can’t hurt shit unless you are bigger. Which in a fixed route system is rare. Because bigger things are on the freeway and busses are on surface streets.

I was a bus driver. I have been in two accidents. One a car was upset and rammed my rear left panel. Took off his bumper. It didn’t even chip my paint and no one was harmed in the coach.

It’s up to the operator almost always if their passengers are harmed. There are exceptions. But if you are operating at the speed limit and just on the designed route there are few times where people will be in harms way inside the bus. In fact to make good time for the route and the passengers it’s usually safe to go 5 mph under the posted speed limit.

loudWaterEnjoyer, in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear
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I’m running Linux but I thought CTRL, Shift and ESC is the shortcut for Task Manager

swag_money,

it is! but you can also launch it from the ctrl alt delete menu

sag,

You just thought?? I was damn sure

shalafi,

True, but CTRL+ALT+DEL sends a system interrupt in addition. Breaks a lot of deadlocks, hence why people think it’s magic.

unrelatedkeg,

Curious: is that some ancient convention that just stuck around, prescribed in some old standard, or a Wibdows-specific thing?

ThunderclapSasquatch,

It’s ancient iirc

Tlaloc_Temporal,
@Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m pretty sure CTRL+ALT+DEL used to be the task manager shortcut, but around 7 or 8 a menu was added with logout and shutdown options. I don’t know how long CTRL+SHIFT+ESC has been a thing, but it’s an effective replacement (and easier to press with one hand :] ).

thecookingsenpai, in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear
@thecookingsenpai@lemmy.world avatar

I am still convince that soon or after they will discover an hidden function in Windows that overclock briefly every component when task manager is opened

shalva97, in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear

I have never opened task manager after I added second 16GB RAM stick. It just all works okay, I don’t even have to close programs.

Grandwolf319,

Try running some docker containers. I have to for work.

ICastFist,
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I see you don’t use Chrome

shalva97, (edited )

I use both Chrome and Firefox. I mean sometimes I need to use websites that doesn’t work in Firefox, so there is always Chrome in my taskbar :D

Bondrewd, in Laugh At You [Toonhole]

This comic strip gives me a vibe something like: Maybe Hitler just showed us an example how bad a genocide would be. Im sure he is glad we dialled it down after him.

MasterNerd,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

Wat

SuddenDownpour, in Making Friends 101

Virgin “Goes to Making Friends 101 to make friends” vs Chad “Goes to Making Friends 101 to more effectively AVOID making friends”.

hansl,

You’re here to make friends. I’m here to learn the enemy moves.

We are not the same.

pinkdrunkenelephants, in Oblivious

I think the second girl meant the first one acted weird and awkward around everybody, not just her crush, so it’s not reasonable to conclude the second girl was the crush anyway.

ApostleO,

But second girl only ever sees how first girl acts when she is around (regardless of who else is there). That’s how perception works. She can’t see how first girl acts when she’s not there, because she wouldn’t be there to see it.

Gutek8134,
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

She’d just need to crouch to see it

reev,

In a literal way, yes, but she might also have seen her interact with others without knowing she was there.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

She would know based on what other people tell her, though. Or just watching when first girl doesn’t know she’s there.

Gabu,

Second hand information is unreliable

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Literally watching her with her own two eyes is second-hand information now. 🤦

poppy,

That’s how I read it and dark hair was just like “wow I can’t believe I said that to someone” sometimes it takes us a while to realize we put our foot in our mouth but the interpretation that is more common in this thread probably makes more sense.

0ops,

I also read it this way, definitely relatable unfortunately 😞

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