Parents: We must ban all the books we disagree with!
Kids: That’s fine, no one reads physical books anymore anyways. Just don’t touch the library internet filter - we are getting tired of finding ways around the block list.
Two years ago we got an early blast of cold weather … it froze my Halloween Jack-o’-lanterns leading up to Halloween.
After Halloween, I kept two frozen pumpkins and put them on top of two snowmen on my front lawn. They stayed there all winter and people thought they were great.
Until the first thaw in late March, the pumpkins went from happy faces to half dead zombie grandpa … then finally morphed into a decomposed green black blob on a snowhill.
muts are the best-est. We had a half-goldie-half-stray that was absolutely the best dog ever.
Though, to be honest, I imagine ‘best dog ever’ really comes down to proximity. The closer the dog is to you- figuratively and literally- the better the dog. details.
Do people have outside cars and inside cars? Do they let their inside cars sleep in bed with them? Do their inside cars use litter boxes? I have so many questions.
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