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verity_kindle, in A wholesome relationship

This is such a strange photo to attach to a tweet, though. The one on the left shows the husband’s right hand in a unnatural position with the thumb all messed up. In the photo on the right, both hands look normal, resting on the game console box. His face is utterly blank. Could this be an AI generated tweet or post?

poppy,

In the left photo he is holding his phone in his right hand close to his face, taking a picture of the gifts.

IanAtCambio, in Never to old to be part of the crew

Is that girl wearing a bra and a blazer with yoga pants. I thought that was a joke from seinfeld

Kecessa,

You haven’t been going out much the last ten years, have you?

stebo02,
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idk man I dig it

Lumidaub, in Inclusion
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You went to so much trouble to arrange the pictures and left the tumblr ui in?

vlad76,
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2:24 AM is a weird time, bro

runswithjedi, in only one wish required
SketchySeaBeast,
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I love my cats, but I ain’t giving them that power.

partial_accumen, in only one wish required

Incoming tear jerker. You’ve been warned.

spoilerDog: "I wish the entirety of my lifespan wasn’t just a small fraction of yours. If I had 6 times my life, I likely wouldn’t be there with you at the end of yours. Even with my current life span, the last 3 to 4 years of it I won’t be the dog you knew before. My joints are going to wear out. I might lose my sight or my hearing. I’m going to be a burden when I can’t control my body well enough to get outside before making a mess. I can’t stand the thought of disappointing you! I can’t get over how unfair it is that the best I could give you for a lifetime companion is maybe 13 short years. You too will change as you grow. I’ll never get to know the multiple people you will grow into. I get this one brief glimpse of life with you where we have so much love, fun, and comfort, and then I have to go away to whats next while you grieve and go on without me. So I have a wish to be with you all the way until the end. We’ll both lie down in the sun one last time, close our eyes at the same time, and dream of days we were both capable of throwing a ball and chasing it. That is my wish. I only need that one.

caseyweederman,

!Dog: Yes, I wish that my owner’s life would be as short as mine is!<

JohnDClay, in only one wish required

You’d think the genie would let the dog have their own three wishes. Usually it’s 3 per person.

pennomi,

The genie never said I couldn’t wish for more people!

paddirn, (edited ) in only one wish required

“I wish for a ball.”

“Wish granted.”

“(Fuck) ok buddy, here let me get the next wish for you…”

Sanctus,
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I could physically feel the choke when reading that (Fuck)

superduperenigma,

Me, massaging my temples with my eyes shut tight: Buddy… Buddy… We just went over this… You have a ball on the other side of the room. You just need to bring it over here and I’ll toss with you.

Sendpicsofsandwiches, in Modern art
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More like belongs in my ASS

Potatisen,

More like modern fart

OpenStars, in Pure bliss
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Thank your lucky stars for that - that old dude has seen some sh!t, and that kitten is the only thing tying the thin thread of his sanity to this world… :-P

TWeaK,

I dunno, I think that guy has probably had his share of swings and roundabouts, but probably feels he’s done alright for his life.

I just want to know what shoes he’s wearing. I’d like to think they’re white, a la Gene Wilder’s notes on the Willy Wonka costume.

To match the shoes with the jacket is fey. To match the shoes with the hat is taste.

HerbalGamer, in Taking in the best moments while you can
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How does playing with Lego not constitute down time?

rickyrigatoni,

My thought exactly. Unless his mood was so bad he just felt like vegetating for a few hours.

ChewTiger,

Idk, probably just wanted a little alone time. Sometimes I need to be alone to decompress.

blazeknave,

So I’ve literally played an ADHD-soothing shitty phone game on the couch while denying my son asking me to join him on Nintendo. One shuts my brain down to repair (and I usually end up picking up a controller after my mind is calm), while the other is active and engaging. Think about playing MP with your grown ass friends and getting frustrated. Imagine a kid.

(Yes… that’s not as chill as LEGO, but you’ve never seen my kid trying to follow LEGO instructions after a long day. Equally possible to not be chill)

illumrial,

Monitoring and fostering a child’s emotions and development via play is mentally taxing. Playing Legos, although fun, isn’t exactly downtime.

HerbalGamer,
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ok but… lego

Lifter,

Doesn’t matter what you do. It’s still taxing.

orphiebaby,

You sound like you’ve never been an adult having to watch a child (offspring or not)

Jarix, in Taking in the best moments while you can

Harry Chapin My child arrived just the other day He came to the world in the usual way But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay He learned to walk while I was away And he was talkin’ ‘fore I knew it And as he grew, he’d say “I’m gonna be like you, Dad You know I’m gonna be like you”

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man in the moon "When you comin’ home, Dad?" “I don’t know when But we’ll get together then You know we’ll have a good time then”

My son turned ten just the other day He said, “Thanks for the ball, Dad, c’mon let’s play Can you teach me to throw?” I said, “Not today I got a lot to do”, he said, “That’s okay” And he, he walked away but his smile Never dimmed and said “I’m gonna be like him, yeah You know I’m gonna be like him”

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man in the moon "When you comin’ home, Dad? “I don’t know when But we’ll get together then You know we’ll have a good time then”

Well, he came from college just the other day So much like a man, I just had to say “Son, I’m proud of you, can you sit for a while?” He shook his head, and he said with a smile “What I’d really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys” “See you later, can I have them please?”

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man in the moon “When you comin’ home, son?” “I don’t know when But we’ll get together then, Dad You know we’ll have a good time then”

I’ve long since retired, my son’s moved away I called him up just the other day I said, “I’d like to see you if you don’t mind” He said, “I’d love to, Dad, if I could find the time” “You see, my new job’s a hassle and the kid’s got the flu” “But it’s sure nice talkin’ to you, Dad It’s been sure nice talkin’ to you”

And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me He’d grown up just like me My boy was just like me

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man in the moon "When you comin’ home, son? “I don’t know when But we’ll get together then, Dad We’re gonna have a good time then”

Written by: Harry F. Chapin, Marc Christian Gernert, Sandy Chapin, Andy Love

Album: Verities & Balderdash (US Release)

Released: 1974

sverit,

My first thought, too :)

sundray, in All to see Grandma and Grandpa

I can’t tell if this kid is a genius or an idiot.

Jilanico,
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Definitely genius, but evil genius or good genius?

Leate_Wonceslace,
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Good Geniuses don’t usually steal cars.

dustyData,

Chaotic neutral. You can’t predict his next move.

Dud,
@Dud@lemmy.world avatar

Ah drives without using blinkers, I see.

Kase,

In his defense, he can’t quite reach the switch

captain_aggravated, in All to see Grandma and Grandpa
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Oh god, how many times did they shoot him?

CallumWells,

Well, seeing as I know that story is from Norway, not the USA; none.

Harvey656, in All to see Grandma and Grandpa

Article in picture says 2014, that means he’s 20 now. Hope he went places.

SnipingNinja,

Oh the places he’ll go

Drivebyhaiku, in She's doing her best to understand, and that's wholesome!

Kind of love the Dionysis call out since he’s kind of the Greek patron god of genderqueer folk due to his complicated history of cross-dressing to fly under the radar of the Gods and his connections to death and rebirth.

A shout out to all my fellow rose’ vintages!

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