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Kolanaki, in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I must be an immortal because I cried for all 3.

LifeInMultipleChoice, (edited )

Can you help fill me in on what those 3 are? And the person below wondered if gen x ever will be remembered, maybe you can throw in an extra for them?

At first I thought the lettering in the first one was from All In the Family, but that can’t be right.

pastaq,
Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Mash, Blue’s Clues and MatPat.

For GenX: Mr. Rogers, maybe? Or, I dunno… Max Headroom? 🤷🏻‍♂️

MalachaiConstant,

The first one looks like M.A.S.H. to me

kittenzrulz123, in Niko it's your cousin

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

BilboBargains,

It’s nice to meet another great humanitarian. People don’t realise the sacrifices we make in order to safeguard the public from accidental masturbators.

zipzoopaboop,

And with this comment, I feel like Lemmy is finally starting to surpass Reddit

smeg,

Pretty sure this copypasta was used on reddit too!

0ops,

This copypasta is ancient

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

It was.

Lucidlethargy, in Surely you can't be serious.

I can’t wait for tomorrow, when each of these will have a new thumbnail because Netflix thinks everyone is too stupid to discern new thumbnails from new content.

To be fair, most people that still subscribe year-round to Netflix may not notice this tactic.

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit drinking.

Thcdenton, in Skittles: Just Do It

Less weird than actual skittles commercials

moistclump,

I thought to myself, “wow their marketing is evolving good for them.”

xploit, (edited ) in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

*American

Still watched and liked MASH in my country in 90s as a kid (although not my choice) enough to introduce my wife to it a year ago and she enjoyed it too, having never heard of it. No clue what the other 2 things even are.

cashews_best_nut,

Defo American. I don’t know any of them (Brit).

ElBarto, in Creamy centres
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Does it come pre armed with a knife or do I have to provide one of my own for it to use?

skulblaka,

If left unattended for any period of time it will immediately begin seeking out the nearest knife

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ahhhk, cool, good to know, so I have some time to work with.

cashews_best_nut,

乇ㄥ is卂footㄒㄖ - what?

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Isn’t it obvious?

cashews_best_nut,

Something is something foot?

Ooooh something is afoot!

Oh clever. Not me, it took me far too long to get that.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s supposed to say ElBarto, but I’m guessing some of the characters won’t show for you.

cashews_best_nut,

Oh now I see it. I put it in Google Translate which is what got me to “a foot”. But then I saw your comment with your username in Boost for Lemmy - El Barto and it clicked.

Hackerman_uwu, (edited ) in Should this be in unethical life pro tips

So you accidentally learned the greatest lesson the church has to offer. Salvation for a profit.

phoenixz,

Also, religious fanatics are really gullible

Chakravanti, (edited )

Well…they are religious. SKY CAKE!

Vespair, in I can't argue with his point.

And gross. Petition to replace all onions with their vastly superior cousins, the shallot.

prole,

But pickled red onions are the shit.

Lennnny,
@Lennnny@lemmy.world avatar

Red onion cult rise up.

Vespair, (edited )

But pickled red onions are the shit.

Rodeo,

Pickled anything is shit. That disgusting vinegar stench makes me retch.

prole,

I feel sorry for you.

riodoro1,

This comment is clearly racist towards the whole of Eastern Europe. I’m reporting it right away.

Vespair,

But I love borscht!

betterdeadthanreddit, in I can't argue with his point.
GoosLife,

Looks great mate, no one would notice if they don’t know.

Also I think the template in itself is funny in an anti joke kind of way where you expect him to be protesting something but then he’s just holding up an empty piece of cardboard really passionately lol.

hakunawazo, in Snackish

You need to plan ahead with lots of pre-sliced vegetables around.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Better just go to the store again

eager_eagle, (edited ) in Snackish
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

That’s normal. You need to replace a bad habit with a good one, like eating snacks with doing meth.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve heard fly fishing on meth is popular

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Based on my neighbor’s behavior on meth, this would just result in repeatedly disassembling and reassembling the fishing rod, with fewer parts each time

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I think it’s more about making lures than fishing

weird_nugget,

That’s why I gave up and do snacks while doing meth.

JCreazy, in Should this be in unethical life pro tips

While everyone’s telling their stories. In middle school. My friend had a game shark book with game shark codes and he would write them all out and then sell them to kids that didn’t have a game shark.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

First gameshark I had for my PS1 was a little brick that went into the serial port. Fucker didn’t work and I couldn’t return it for a refund. Some time later, I got a gameshark as a CD and that one worked wonders. Too bad it would crash if I saved too many extra codes into the memory card.

Dozzi92,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

Game shark, my god you brought me back. Shit, now you got me thinking about Game Genie too.

Daxtron2,

Codebreaker for PS2 was my daily use cheat disc back then lol

shizomou,

Game genie and game shark I remember, I totally forgot about codebreaker!

Il_winters_lI, in I can't argue with his point.

They also taste nasty because they’re onions.

queermunist,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

How dare??? 😠

Il_winters_lI,

muriatic acid tastes less like acid than onions.

queermunist,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

Acid actually tastes sour.

HonoraryMancunian,

Fun fact! Acid tastes sour because that’s what sour is

prole, (edited )

Is that bad? Acidic is a staple flavor archetype in food all over the world. I remember not liking onions as a child… Then I realized I was wrong.

queermunist,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah I’ve basically retried every food I was picky about as a child.

Turns out I like all sorts of stuff if it’s cooked right!

can, in I can't argue with his point.

There was no word for purple back then.

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

It was taken from us by the Kaiser.

prole,

So I tied a red onion to my belt, which was the style at the time…

Pumafred9,

Gimme 5 bees for a quarter you’d say.

ARk,

The future is now old man. Free the onion

ook_the_librarian, (edited )
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

And yet they had purple onions. Curious.

And009,

Also knew about rainbows I’m sure

can,
ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Damn it Ben crawl back in the hole

Battle_Masker, in Surely you can't be serious.
@Battle_Masker@lemmy.world avatar

I searched that dog one and it doesn’t even show up. what

Maven,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

It’s all a reference to the movie Airplane when a pilot hits on a child.

Battle_Masker,
@Battle_Masker@lemmy.world avatar

oh good, it wasn’t real

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