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GrammatonCleric, in Yeah, but...
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You literally run across the first two and jump, wtf 😂

FlyingSquid,
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I take it you weren’t 10 years old in 1987.

GrammatonCleric,
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    LavaPlanet,

    There’s always that one sibling that you pass the controller to, who can easily do the thing, like it’s nothing, and you have been trying for hours. Also, I was born 1977 too! We had an Atari, tho. I spent full days on that thing trying to get that big block of attacking aliens down to none.

    GrammatonCleric,
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    I WAS THAT SIBLING

    teamevil,

    I remember my mind was blown when my cousin born in 75 knew all the secrets on the first level of Super Mario Bros

    jdf038,

    ಠ_ಠ

    LavaPlanet,

    Hey man, that’s one of your secret superpowers!

    Kolanaki,
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    I was that kid in my small town. I made most of my friends because I was the kid known to be able to get past all the toughest shit on Nintendo 🤣

    LavaPlanet,

    You were the superstar cool kid! I bet you’re just as cool, now bud.

    UraniumBlazer,

    Dayum, how’re ur grandchildren doing?

    BigBananaDealer,
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    you just walk over it?

    GrammatonCleric, (edited )
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    Run then jump at the second edge

    Shgrizz,

    Pipe in the way though

    GrammatonCleric,
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    You run from the exact position Mario is standing in the pic

    random_character_a, in Don't make me
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    By looking at you, I’d say there’s also a good chance of roid rage.

    spudwart, in Be amazed by the uses of Tech...
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    Fun Fact!: If you think the earth is flat, your brain is flat.

    ininewcrow, in That's what she said?
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    This is the same kid that screams into his headset during a gaming session

    bruhduh, in Don't make me
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    Welcome to the club

    ininewcrow, in It's not door number 2?
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    Classic Shitpost

    spudwart, in Yeah, but...
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    Obligatory

    https://imgb.ifunny.co/images/f5c02549b20e85461e7b312be3a478e9566c7fe4ce2114f62e0901ebcddda11f_1.jpg

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    suburban hell

    stroads

    lilsolar,
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    Lack of trees as well

    Tvkan, in moist

    Collectively know as the four humors.

    amio,

    It's called sanguine because blood is hilarious, right?

    Viking_Hippie, in Truly golden moment

    You know how some people always like to point out how gold is much heavier than you might think?

    I’m one of those people and it pleases me more than it should that these bars weigh exactly as much as you’d think 😁

    samus12345,
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    “Wouldn’t a sold gold fiddle weigh hundreds of pounds and sound crummy?”

    lugal, in Pavlov's conditioning

    There is a joke about that:

    Pavlov is sitting in a bar enjoying his beer. The phone rings. Pavlov jumps up: “Damn! I forgot to feed the dogs!”

    feedum_sneedson, (edited ) in OnlyFlans

    That’s crème brûlée, though.

    BowtiesAreCool,

    No it isn’t

    feedum_sneedson,

    That’s a crème caramel, though.

    AllNewTypeFace, in moist
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    it’s called “erotica”

    Kosta554, in A good boy with good grades.
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    Good boy.

    PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S, in Don't make me
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    Excuse me but we’re on Lemmy, we don’t do that here.

    amio, in moist

    That's an actual expression in Norwegian. "Dry" humor means basically the same as in English. A "wet joke" is something you'd probably make this kind of face at.

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