lemmyshitpost

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

tacosanonymous, in Citrus Lingerie

That poor recycled image.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar
Noodle07,

Need more jpeg

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar
blanketswithsmallpox,

Now enhance!

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar
The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It’s a rescue. It has had a hard life.

JoShmoe, in do not use this bin

Doesn’t setting up the trash bin where it is now count as using the bin?

ininewcrow, in Citrus Lingerie
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Depending on where you are … no nut November is over now

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

You know you’re down bad when you’re losing NNN to a bag of oranges.

rkk, in Crying to Mariah
@rkk@lemmy.world avatar

And when you hear “last cristmas…” you are ready to commit suicide.

thefartographer, (edited )

Last Christmas, I did a big shart

The very next day, you ran away.

Thiiiiis year, be kind to my rear

And say that my skid marks are special

SkyeStarfall,

I am so utterly sick of hearing the same goddamn 5 Christmas songs over and over and over and over again every fucking year

It feels like I’m trapped in fucking limbo, god lmao

catworm, in I don't know how to title this
@catworm@lemmy.world avatar

Midstream fall.

Enzy, in No excuses

Too drunk for this shit.

Colour_me_triggered, in What's wrong with 'eggs'?

You just distributed their advertising for free. That’s what’s wrong with eggs.

FeatherConstrictor,

Bro I don’t even know where this is this isn’t spreading advertisement for free

Default_Defect,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

At the farm, dawg. Read the sign.

0x4E4F, (edited ) in No excuses

I layed 30 CAT5e cables today, all at different locations, 450m of cable total… you really think I’m gonna get out of my sofa for pushups?

aBundleOfFerrets,

Uhh yeah? Don’t you see the picture? The buff doge would like you to…

Snapz, in I don't know how to title this

“Un fount de piss”

Klear,
  • R. Mutt
dingus,

This actually reminds me of Tub Girl

Resonosity, in subs > dubs

Yeah I can’t watch subs. I don’t want to have to read for a movie. I want to see the faces and expressions of people or characters as scenes play out. If I’m reading subtitles, I’m not immersed and the story doesn’t slap as much for me.

Maven,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

I used to be hardcore anti-subs but then I started to realize that a large amount of English movies are mixed in a way where you can’t understand anything that’s going on anyway (thanks Christopher Nolan) so I have subs on for everything now because I can more consistently experience the entirety of the movie/show instead of my understanding of lines being up to if the director was upset that day.

Resonosity,

I listen to podcasts all the time, ones by American, British, and Australia speakers, and I think my aural comprehension has actually improved from that. I have a friend just like you though. Has to turn on subtitles for everything.

Maven,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

I can do audiobooks and such just fine, for some reason movies and shows recently have made a lot of the audio really hard to hear/understand sometimes. I watched Oppenheimer in the theater and I feel like I miss.half the dialogue in some of the louder scenes.

plantedworld,

I watch everything in English with subs for this reason. But I can’t usually do that for anime because the subs don’t always match the dub and that’s distracting

jadedwench,

Same. I watch everything with subtitles. Helps with the mild audio processing disorders that tend to go hand in hand with ADHD, Autism, or somewhere along the spectrum.

I do try and make them small and unobtrusive though. Especially when I can put them on the bottom where there are black bars due to aspect ratio differences.

Speaking of Nolan, I was able to watch Oppenheimer on 30mm at an independent theater and subtitles were actually turned on. It was much appreciated.

whinestone_cowboy, in Struggled to make it thru November? There's any easier way.

I fucking love Jungle Jim’s!

doingless, (edited )

I’m there all the time, I live close to the Eastgate one. The original location is better but you can’t beat JJ’s!

Edit: didn’t mean for this to be a Jungle Jim’s ad, it’s just a shitpost. Didn’t expect Lemmy to be familiar with a store with two locations, both in Cincinnati, OH (technically neither are). Hey cannabis will be legal in a week!

Mango,

I used to sleep in their parking lot!

I could go for a chocolate coated scorpion about now.

CraigeryTheKid,

Is the monorail running?

TheRealKuni,

Hey cannabis will be legal in a week!

Yeah but it’ll still be cheaper in Michigan. 😉

Pulptastic,

My mom came out to me in jungle Jim’s parking lot

Sharpiemarker,

Dozens of us!

RIP_Cheems, in I don't know how to title this
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

COMPETITIVE PISSING

joyjoy,

CHALLENGE PISSING

If you can piss 10 ft straight up and not get wet, you get a free car.

victron, in What's the best answer?
@victron@programming.dev avatar

You would like that, don’t you?

sgbrain7, in Crying to Mariah

I haven’t gotten to that point yet, but I might soon.

lugal,

Christmas season didn’t start yet where you live?

sgbrain7,

I was talking about the crying part :')

MissJinx, in I don't know how to title this
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

You can title “cat” and it would be enough.Allthough very funny and a firsr for me it’s also not surprising at all.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #