SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Sometimes I like to remind myself the internet is full of fake stories. Today I pray I stumbled across one of those. Infact I insist I do.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Doesn’t matter if it’s fake.

It’s in your head now.

It’s in all of our heads now.

We all lost the pussy pussy game

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Please put a trigger warning and a NSFW on this one. Keep in mind some people might want a bit of a warning that the meme they clicked on graphically describes a vagina infection.

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

Oh come on. It’s text. You can stop reading at any time. Not everything has to have trigger warnings, which are generally not effective and can in fact be harmful

TheTetrapod,

I agree with this take. The point of NSFW is pictures, not text. Who’s reading over your shoulder?

lil,
@lil@lemy.lol avatar

Someone may stream their screen while reading

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not that people might read it over your shoulders and be offended. It’s the fact that it’s gross and some might not like being exposed to it. Keep in mind there’s been multiple reports about this post.

CaptainEffort,

I don’t think marking it as NSFW is an unreasonable request. Especially when it actually is NSFW.

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

What do you mean “it actually is NSFW”? What’s NSFW about it?

CaptainEffort,

I can’t tell if you’re joking

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

I’m not joking. What makes it not safe for work? It’s text

CaptainEffort, (edited )

The contents of the text

Malfeasant, (edited )

Eh, I can see it - like right now I’m posting this from my phone but I’m on my employer’s wifi, some employers might have a problem with what is accessed over their network… Though if that’s the case, pretty much all of Lemmy should probably be considered NSFW…

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

If that’s the standard we use, even being on lemmy is nsfw. The titles/thumbnails/etc.

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

I dunno. Some people may not like to read about vaginas seeping pus and would probably appreciate a heads up that the meme contains that.

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

This is a shitposting sub. There’s lots of stuff that lots of people don’t want to read. Doesn’t mean every post needs to have a description of what will be in the post. And marking it as NSFW just devalues the point of NSFW

jbk,

lol at first i thought this was the nsfw train copypasta

DriftinGrifter,

NSFL*

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Might as well put that warning on the whole damn Internet. There’s no bumper bowling on the Information Superhighway 😂

GBU_28,

The internet is not for the weak.

pseudo,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

I come to say that. Thanks mod.

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

People arguing whether this is appropriate or not is so stupid. It literally won’t change a thing for those people, but to others it might actually make a difference and save them some trouble. What’s to lose here? Gee

MindSkipperBro12,

“Coward.”

Bluetooth,

Yeah! I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar
KpntAutismus,

“what in the cinnamon toast fuck is this?”

berkeleyblue,
@berkeleyblue@lemmy.world avatar

A very relatable Cini Mini

rostby,

Crave those pusy pussies

saltnotsugar,

WAT.

Gingerlegs,

That’s enough internet for today

NoIWontPickaName,

I don’t like the fediverse version of the jolly rancher story

khannie,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not sure if I should ask after the horror I just read, but… What is the jolly rancher story?

Kase,

Buddy I’m warning you, delete this comment before anyone can give you the link. It’s for your own good

tacosanonymous,

Welp, that’s enough life for me.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Lots of different bacterial life, indeed

Maultasche,
KazuyaDarklight,
@KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world avatar

I think the meme would be improved if it went angel>devil instead of devil>angel, feels like a more logical progression.

MightyGalhupo,

Agreed

ThrowawayPermanente,

I’m glad the put the most horrific part in italics, otherwise I might have missed it

Donkter,

I’m glad this comment pointed out a slightly unnecessary formatting choice, otherwise I might have missed it.

ThrowawayPermanente,

Thanks, that means a lot

nxdefiant,

No, it’s short for thank you, “many” means a lot.

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

I didnt see it. Can you circle where it is?

ThrowawayPermanente,

If you look under the vomit it should be right there

Caesium,

imo it’s more for emphasis. it’s pretty hard to get tone through via text so people like to use bold and italics to supplement that

tubaruco,

reddit

Guntrigger,

Yeah, we are all horrified and all, but no-one is asking the pertinent question:

What did it taste like?

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

The Inuit (formerly called the derogatory ‘Eskimos’) have a taste for fermented whale blubber.

The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.

There’s something about living in freezing weather and developing a taste for semi rotten food.

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Likely because there aren’t a lot of herbs and spices where it’s cold and fermentation adds complexity to the flavour.

Colour_me_triggered,

Til en viss grad. Lutefisk lukter av vellagret kukost.

PersnickityPenguin,

So do the Japanese…

VonReposti,

The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.

Excuse me, but that’s only the Swedes! We may have other weird eating habits in Denmark but surströmning ain’t one.

ArcaneGadget,

Gravad laks?..

(Salted and fermented salmon)

Colour_me_triggered,

Hopefully gravad and not gravid!

VonReposti,

That doesn’t count 'cause it’s delicious

victorz,

Swede here, can confirm swedes like some of the nastiest mf bs. I don’t get it. I just stay clear.

Shapillon,

I’d wager it has something to do with living in a barren wasteland for at least half the year.

Agent641, (edited )

When the choice is between starve to death or eat the putrid thing, most people will eat the putrid thing.

I dont think the boyfriend was at risk of starving.

Shapillon,

Yeah no I was speaking about the scandinavians, not the bf.

sirjash,

Imagine, there are even millions of people that eat fermented milk!

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Tasty, tasty fermented milk, both as liquid or solid

paddirn, (edited )

Like Skittles apparently.

Taste the rainbow.

uis, (edited )
@uis@lemmy.world avatar
ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Like a Jolly Rancher, of course.

dirtySourdough,

That’s the story I was expecting

return2ozma,
@return2ozma@lemmy.world avatar

cries in reddit

TokenBoomer,

Typical day as a mod

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

I wish. Over at !videos I end up having to vet hours of rule-violating disinformation videos. I feel like stinky genitalia content would be an upgrade from Trump videos.

Zealousideal_Fox900,

I was a c/news mod for a bit and it was fucking hell. So many ad posts!

lunarul, (edited )

Somehow I find the worst thing in the story that it’s the worst infection they’ve seen in months. Not years, months!

stom,
@stom@lemmy.world avatar

The worst part is anyone thinking this bullshit is remotely plausible.

EtherWhack,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

The boyfriend just likes probiotics

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