PeterPoopshit,

Femboy cum

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

That’s disgusting. Where do you source yours? So I can avoid it of course.

MasterNerd,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

I can provide you with some locally and ethically sourced. For testing purposes of course

baseless_discourse,

Is the femboy in question yourself?

MasterNerd,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar
Evil_Shrubbery,

Omg, yes, buy or cultivate local, don’t support those immoral femboy farm megacorps, they keep their femboys in cages & bdsm milked 24/5 (they get weekends off).

MasterNerd,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

Where can I apply 😳

Evil_Shrubbery,

Heinz maybe? Their German black leather uniforms are cute.

baseless_discourse, (edited )

sounds like good times NGL

Evil_Shrubbery,

It’s not all fun and games - if you are too good at your job you get promoted to quality control.

baseless_discourse,

don’t underestimate my degeneracy.

Evil_Shrubbery,

It’s over! I have the high degeneracy!

(Obviously we are fighting next to a river of femboy cum)

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

You think they get to rest?

gosling,
@gosling@lemmy.world avatar

1 billion dollars with a side of 1 trillion dollars, next question

ramble81,

But the only thing you can do is eat it. Nothing else.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Not seeing the problem here.

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

Is the money fresh?

sagrotan,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

GOOD soy sauce, not that brown salt water they sell everywhere as “soy sauce”. The wasabi situation is even worse.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Good soy sauce is a must.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

So Kikkoman?

x4740N, (edited )
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

What fucking godless heathen eats rice with ketchup

Treczoks,

Americans. They would even eat old car tires with ketchup.

Manifish_Destiny,

Nah dude. Just a little bit of soy or tonkatsu sauce.

CoolGirl586,

Ketchup rice is a Japanese dish. www.chopstickchronicles.com/ketchup-rice/#recipe

minyakcurry,

That’s fried rice, not white rice steamed or cooked in a rice cooker. I can imagine putting ketchup on a nigiri and immediately getting scolded in Japan.

stackPeek,
@stackPeek@lemmy.world avatar

Fried rice, not normal rice

ringwraithfish,

And who determined steamed rice is “normal” rice.

Ricist!

mondo_brondo,

I’ve never heard of anyone eating rice with ketchup before.

frunch,

Have you ever American though?

mondo_brondo,

Yes

frunch,

A man of culture, i see

key,
@key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

A few times. Fantastic marbling but ironically not very good with ketchup.

titter,

I like white rice with cheddar cheese and ketchup. Best to cube your cheese up from a block and put it on last with the ketchup so it doesn’t melt.

You should see how i make tea.

Lucidlethargy,

Lol, we really don’t do this. But it’s fun to fuck with people.

sock,

more like people in America sometimes eat it. just like how people everywhere sometimes do everything and stupid nationalism only divides everybody more.

MindSkipperBro12,

Don’t knock it till you try it.

hydrospanner,

Only all-season radials.

We got standards, you know.

Jaysyn,
@Jaysyn@kbin.social avatar

I've never seen a fellow citizen that was older than 9 eat rice w/ ketchup.

It's butter, salt & black pepper in the southern USA, at least.

tacosplease,

Haha I don’t know many American adults who eat ketchup on more than a few foods. Maybe burgers, maybe hot dogs, probably french fries. Most of us hate how it smells too.

root_beer,

Hell, burgers are the only thing I’d consider it for, and even then I’ll look for something else first more often than not

Kusimulkku,

That’s the joke

MashedTech,

Agreed

Yearly1845,

Have you never tried it? It’s quite good, though I haven’t done it since I was a child.

tacosplease,

As a kid I used to eat ketchup on baked potatoes. Probably not bad, but it still grosses me out to think about it.

Ranch dressing was another good one for baked potatoes. I’m not interested in that now either, but ranch feels much more respectable than ketchup.

FeatherConstrictor,

Me sometimes when I have no energy for anything else :| been doing it since I was a kid

BustinJiber,

I, obviously, would mix ketchup mayonnaise and mustard like some fucking baby.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

There is no ketchup. In any form.

Asafum,

Man, no banana, no ketchup. What a deprived life!

I could definitely do without ketchup though. I already don’t use it lol

key,
@key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

In that case I’d use sweetened tomato puree and vinegar.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t tempt me with a good time ketchup

RogueBanana,

As an Asian this whole thread feels so weird and I can’t tell if people actually eat rice with ketchup or they are tricking me into trying an abomination

baked_tea,

Mayonnaise

iheartneopets,

Japanese comfort food frequently calls for either ketchup or Japanese mayo in/on rice. Omurice being a prime example.

scottywh,

Gross

iheartneopets,

Ok

Baccata,

French here. I admit I used to eat rice with ketchup when I was a kid. I’m disgusted with myself thinking about it now.

jacktherippah,

you WHAT?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I used to eat ketchup sandwiches when I was a kid. Just ketchup between two pieces of bread.

I also liked yogurt and cottage cheese mixed together.

Kids are weird.

PeroBasta,

You frenchies do some nasty shit sometimes. Very high cuisine but the day to day sometimes is weird (I have some colleagues that told me this)

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I mean it’s more like childrens’ food so abomination is a bit of an exaggeration but it’s certainly nothing interesting. It’s rice with ketchup.

stardreamer, (edited )
@stardreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Why can’t y’all just make normal children’s food like chicken curry with rice? Stop putting so much sugar and corn syrup in everything.

If this continues we’ll have to retaliate: see how certain East Asian countries make pizzas and burgers and see how you like it! (PS: it was flatbread with corn and ham as the only toppings)

Oh and the original answer: since so many people have already answered soy sauce, I’d say chicken soup or pork broth.

root_beer,

(PS: it was flatbread with corn and ham as the only toppings)

You’re leaving out the mayo though, aren’t you?

hydrospanner,

I wouldn’t say it’s common, but I also wouldn’t say it’s unheard of…and I would never put it past Americans to try an odd condiment application.

Honestly though, when you look at the ingredients, it’s not too drastically far off from the ingredients of a sauce you might specifically put together as part of a more traditional rice dish: tomatoes, vinegar, onion, garlic, ginger, coriander, cumin… bit heavy on the sugar but a lot of sauces in Asian cooking are even sweeter.

I agree it seems repulsive on the surface to me too, but now that I’ve been thinking about it…I kinda wanna try it.

SocialMediaRefugee,

Roundup herbicide

root_beer,

Drāno

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Best suggestion

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Those bottles of chili crisp with the face of an angry/disappointed looking Asian lady on the label. So good.

TempermentalAnomaly,

Laoganma
So good! Ty their other sauces as well. I think there’s four or five available in the US.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Which one should I try? I think there is this one with beans in it, right?

TempermentalAnomaly,

I cook with the black beans one. It’s delicious in Sichuan Dry Fried Green Beans.

Here’s a good video on their whole line. They talk about what’s available in the US of course.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks!

negativeyoda,

An egg

Potatos_are_not_friends,

How would you eat an egg without ketchup?

hydrospanner,

Raw.

With a drizzle of dark soy sauce and a sprinkling of toasted sesame seeds.

negativeyoda,

You know what’s up.

I usually throw a bit of miso in before cooking and add avocado if I have it

ILikeBoobies,

Mayonnaise

Potatos_are_not_friends,

I did a bit of that vomit noise reading this. Touche!

Da_Boom,
@Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Soy sauce

OpenHammer6677,

This is the only way tbh

loutr,
@loutr@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fish sauce and butter is nice too.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Yo soy sauce

Lucidlethargy,

But like, with a bit of mayonnaise, right?

Da_Boom,
@Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

If you must

signor,
  • sesame oil
Da_Boom,
@Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Alright, now we’re moving towards a stir fry, ngl kinda want a stir fry rn now.

AngryCommieKender,

Butter and salt. Or soy sauce. Anything except ketchup really…

Siegfried,

Well, how would you use ketchup if there is no ketchup, silly

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can’t believe no one’s said spritz of lemon juice yet. That was my go to as a kid.

Bruce_Wayne,

Lemon juice and Sriracha is also amazing

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Mayonnaise.

sour, (edited )
@sour@kbin.social avatar

is lazy person risotto ._.

SpaceNoodle,

Not even approaching risotto

sour, (edited )
@sour@kbin.social avatar

was joke [.__.]

SpaceNoodle,

Not even approaching joke

ezchili, (edited )

Was {._.}

sour,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

._.

ezchili,

Not even

heatiskillingme,

Excellent! I thought I was the only deranged person who loves freshly cooked rice with some mayo. I've noticed a lot of people really look down on mayonnaise for some reason, when all it is, is some egg and oil, salt optional but great IMO, and some lemon juice to complement, also optional. I feel that just goes really well with a starch like rice!

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

I don't want to entirely pull the rug out from under you, but you may still be the only person who loves that. I was making what I intended to be an obviously disgusting joke. I'm sorry. :P

scottywh,

Well I was disgusted if it makes you feel any better.

heatiskillingme,

You're forgiven. I know I'm not the only person though, I'm Chilean and we love putting mayo on everything over there. I'm just deranged to the rest of the world lol.

hungryphrog,

Who the hell puts ketchup in rice??

Crack0n7uesday,

Stuffed bell peppers you can probably substitute the tomato sauce with ketchup, idk if it would be any good, but you could I guess.

dlhextall,

Kids. I remember doing this when I was 8-10.

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