lugal,

canon

It’s pronounced sanon btw

MeatPilot, (edited )
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

You mean the Sanon the Dork Lard?

andrew,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

From the original çanon of course

jaybone,

It’s pronounced source.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

You can tell that’s fine art because it says it is.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Picasso did the same thing.

gibmiser,

Jicasso?

blubton,

No, Picasso, pronounced Pizza-so.

ThatFembyWho,

to be published in a limited gold embossed leather bound volume with 500 pages of commentary, March 2024

Rhaedas, (edited )
@Rhaedas@kbin.social avatar

to be published in a limited gold embossed leather bound volume with 500 pages of commentary, March 2024

Tolkien fanatics: "Link?"

Also...link?

ThatFembyWho,

I mean… it might be $200 that I’ll never justify spending. It might be entirely pointless and tarnishing professor Tolkien’s legacy. But it’s still going on my wishlist, yeh

ThatFembyWho,

ps did I mention it’s illustrated by ALAN LEE

Hasuris,

Yandalf

force,

The great Anglo-Saxon wizard, Ġandalf

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Jandalf, yes I was once called that. Jandalf the Jray.

Ryan213,
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

Now I am Jandalf the Hwhite.

pendulum_,
@pendulum_@lemmy.world avatar

After smearing myself with chool hwip

Ryan213,
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

Why do you keep saying it like that?!

OldManBOMBIN, (edited )

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3a7c63c5-11e4-49cc-9a7b-c36875d967b8.png

My giant giraffe agrees.

If you’re still unconvinced, say “G”

The letter starts with the J sound.

Checkmate atheists.

MeanEYE, (edited )
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Oooh, that’s how grammar works in English language? Okay, so me as a developer of some obscure thing from this point forward are instructing everyone to pronounce “home” as “hume”, since that’s how you pronounce “o” in “tomb”. I decided that solely because my software is loosely related to the meaning of the word. K thx bai.

OldManBOMBIN,

Did you invent the word home? No? So you don’t get to decide how to pronounce it.

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Neither did the author of graphic format. GIF is not a word, but initialism, like NSA, FBI, NASA, IBM, etc. And there are specific rules how they are read and pronounced.

OldManBOMBIN,

O.k.

dogslayeggs,

NASA is an acronym, not an initialism. And guess how the last letter of NASA is pronounced versus how the A in the corresponding word is pronounced. Ah vs Uh.

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Irrelevant comment to the discussion at hand as the matter is not set in stone in English language. More to the point it doesn’t change the fact how GIF is pronounced. Even if you consider it an acronym it’s still a form of abbreviation and not a word on its own with known heritage, hence the general rules on how to pronounce letter g do not apply.

Had the word originate from French part of the English dictionary (like gin, giraffe, etc.) then g is pronounced as j before vowels e and i and would make sense. But Germanic words (such as gift, geese) still use hard g. So applying normal rules is pointless, since English has no such thing.

In short, it’s pronounced whatever the way people pronounce it. End of story.

halm,
@halm@leminal.space avatar

Wait till you hear about ghoti

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Haha, good one!

Imgonnatrythis,

I may sound haughty and knowledgable when I say JiF then, but between just you and me, I didn’t know a damn thing about this and just decided to say it this way in my brain for reasons that remain unclear.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Me too. I just always said it with a soft G because my brain told me that’s how it was pronounced.

OldManBOMBIN,

Strange that I never got a notification for this. Hm.

I’ve always pronounced it that way for whatever reason, and when I learned that was the correct way I was very high and mighty, lol

irmoz,

Was it a gift?

OldManBOMBIN,

Yeah, from a gyrating genie named George.

carpelbridgesyndrome,

Yes but actually no

Jarix,

Good god Gordon go gag a gator

snowe,
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

I always think all the arguments are ridiculous because it’s essentially saying that someone is pronouncing a product (not a word) that they created incorrectly. This product even has a catchphrase for it. There’s literally nothing you can say to contradict that. It’s a product with a catchphrase that describes how to pronounce it. If you pronounce it differently then you do you, but you are wrong.

Annoyed_Crabby,

It’s also pretty funny when it’s about actual product you will get corrected to the intended pronunciation, or at least, allowed because people acknowledge there might be multiple way of reading a word based on where you from. Like potato and tomato.

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

technically starts with the D sound

OldManBOMBIN,

Now you’re just getting crazy

AstridWipenaugh,

Oh yeah? Well lick my gargantuan gorilla gonads.

(I’m actually team jif but can’t help myself)

Blaster_M,
TheMarkus,

The genius Tolkien, ever generous, gestured for a round of gin martinis from his giant gentle giraffe. Over gentle murmurs from the crowd, I caught the gist of his speech: genuinely it’s pronounced Jandalf.

Venat0r, (edited )
BoastfulDaedra,

I would watch that movie.

danc4498,

Guess we need to remake the trilogy.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Hollywood’s probably working on that anyway.

filcuk,

They wouldn’t dare…

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t know Hollywood very well.

Annoyed_Crabby, (edited )

It will have 1 hour 30 minutes of Sam Merry and Pippin argue about potaeto and potahtoe. And Sauron will spend his time mentioning all the genders and races and gods can’t kill him while he got stabbed in his face.

timelighter,

Maybe this time they can put in some GOD DAMN TOM BOMBADIL

BoastfulDaedra,

You sit the FUCK BACK DOWN, BOMBADIL! You won a Tolkien sweepstakes and got name dropped in the book, that’s all!!!

not_woody_shaw,

Without the R???

mykl,
@mykl@lemmy.world avatar

i_understood_that_reference.jif

Viking_Hippie,

Would be the worst retroactive devaluation of a body of literary work since JK Rowling showed the world how she really is.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Orson Scott Card’s gotta rank up there, too.

Viking_Hippie,

True

HowManyNimons,

I really don’t think JK Rowling revealed who she really was. I think she demonstrated what too much money does to someone.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Nah, you become overconfident, callous and indifferent to the suffering of others from amassing extreme wealth.

Bigotry and pretending to be the victim of those you victimize is income-agnostic.

HowManyNimons,

Good point. I guess it’s a case of “a little of column A and a little of column B.”

Siegfried,

“Sauron’s eye was supposed to be a gigantic vagina”

Agent641,

Sauron’s vag

Kushia,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

What if he was evil because he wasn’t getting any and his best attempt at making a medieval fleshlight kinda backfired.

Agent641,

One demussy to rule them all

PsychedSy,

Sauron’s whispering eye.

dudinax,

Op doesn’t know Frodo’s real name is Froda. Tolkien changed it for modern ears.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, (edited )

Yep. And Samwise was Banazîr.

EDIT: Just did some more checking and, while Bilbo’s name is actually Bilba, Frodo’s name isn’t Froda. It’s Maura.

andy_wijaya_med,
@andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world avatar

My whole life is a lie.

Manifish_Destiny,

Do you pronounce jpeg as “jayfeg”?

SpaceNoodle,

No, “jaypej.”

BoastfulDaedra,

Juhpoogga.

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

No, zhepeJ… you know same G pronunciation as in JIF.

Annoyed_Crabby,

Ohh i see it’s a geeraffe, a long necked animal.

And power ranger called down a guyan robot to fight guyan monster enemy.

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