How to keep a man
Thcdenton, My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
It’s what men crave
HootinNHollerin, Brawndo er Brodo
EdibleFriend, 
No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn’t even look raw? I don’t get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!
I need some serious fucking answers.
Bristlecone, Boiled?
ObviouslyNotBanana, Steamed?
Decoy321, (edited ) Steaming chicken is the most boring way to cook chicken. The only way eastern cultures pull it off is with heavy use of seasonings and sauce.
This looks like someone shoved a pepper grinder under their nose and sneezed onto this chicken.
chatokun, I’ve used it for pulled chicken for a soup. I believe the instructions said boil, but I pressure cook/steam it for a few mins then add it into the muchbmore flavorful soup. Though I just as often just use canned chicken breast instead.
Only thing I’ve ever done that for, since I love chicken to have a browned somewhat firm to crunchy crust, depending on which cut it is.
EdibleFriend, Omfg that’s it.
Mirshe, Definitely boiled, looks identical to the chicken my coworker brought in once. She boiled every piece of meat within an inch of its life because she didn’t know how to prepare it otherwise.
grendel, 
Missed opportunity for kholodets.
victorz, Boils all meats? Like steak and things? Freaking barf
LinkOpensChest_wav,
menemen, 
Oh, I guess you are correct. On a firstly glance I thought there was béchamelsauce on it.
the_of_and_a_to, deleted_by_author
DonkeyShot, Me too! Dusgusting ice cream in the form and color of a scrotum!
Ookami38, Looks boiled to temp and covered with pepper. So you’ll have bland, rubbery chicken with a bit of pepper and no flavor from browning.
Igloojoe, I didnt even know that was even a way to cook chicken. Just put it in the oven!
sxan, 
I’ve been hoping that’s gravy. Hope… hope… hope…
hungryphrog, The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.
LemmyKnowsBest, Like this right here
ObviouslyNotBanana, And it looks disgusting
jupyter_rain, Keep him because he will be too weak to run?
v81, Run? WTF you on about? Dead men can’t run and no one is surviving that dish.
JeeBaiChow, Oh he’ll have the runs alright!
db2,
ObviouslyNotBanana,
Famko, Do you keep him in prison?
Funkytom467, 
The basement evidently.
NegativeLookBehind, 
In a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.
Introversion, It eats the chicken or else it gets the hose again.
vivadanang, or a hospital… ugh
independantiste, (edited ) 
Funkytom467, At least here the chicken isn’t RAW
norgur, 
That’s not raw,.it’s fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.
Funkytom467, To be fair i never seen boiled chicken, but i can’t imagine why i would ever see it.
LinkOpensChest_wav, It doesn’t even look boiled. I’ve seen a lot of boiled chicken, and never with a completely smooth texture and the color of Pepto Bismol.
There’s something else desperately wrong with the chicken in the OP, but I can’t put my finger on it.
Bakkoda, Worse, it’s steamed. It got put in a pan on lowish heat and covered.
WhiteOakBayou, Did you have some weird chicken boiling job or is that common in your country? I’ve only ever heard of the practice in internet jokes and have never seen it performed.
LinkOpensChest_wav, My husband has boiled chicken with rice quite a lot. He’ll boil a pot of rice with random things like chicken, corn on the cob, etc.
hydrospanner, It’s definitely not the way to go for taste but I’ve heard of boiled chicken pretty often.
Usually it’s in the context of health reasons (a friend that is a fitness and nutrition guy basically just adds diced boiled chicken breast to fresh salads to add protein with few/any nutrition drawbacks), for babies/young children to add some soft and healthy meat to their diet, other dietary restrictions (can’t have spices or salt, etc.), or it’s going to be added to some other dish that will provide moisture, flavor, etc. My mom will boil chicken to make stock, then use the chicken in Buffalo dip or stir fry or shred it up and toss it in bbq sauce for sandwiches and stuff.
Definitely not in the way shown in the OP though.
norgur, Really? Never seen or eaten boiled chicken? Where do you think chicken broth or chicken soup comes from?
TimewornTraveler, hey op chicken was boiled to perfection 😂
bdonvr, That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it
JustMy2c, And actually has some mainard browning. The rice looks ok too.
Dunno why adults eat yellow pasta tho… Must be a marketing truck played on poor people.
hungryphrog, At least that looks edible.
Tier1BuildABear, 
You’re talking about the bottom one, aren’t you
AgentGrimstone, This looks 10x better than the OP
menemen, If the photographer was not that bad it might have even looked tasty.
independantiste, (edited ) Id eat that any day it looks good (im not specifying which of the two images, you decide)
Ookami38, At least it has some color lol
nixcamic, This looks like decent food that someone took a picture of in shit lighting.
independantiste, I think it’s more about the second picture
Aremel, What’s that stuff in the “after” pic…?
Huschke, … sick so he can’t leave you.
FunkyMonk, yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.
Agent641, He cant cheat if he cant leave the dunny
BustinJiber, If “a man” puked in there - would we be able to tell the difference?
hungryphrog, I think that she feeds her “man” the same way penguins feed their chicks.
JustMy2c, Not if he ate the same stuff before as well
curiousaur, That looks so disgusting. I can’t even.
ininewcrow, 
How to keep a man … away
MataVatnik, 
The meal of a 1970s serial killer
ObviouslyNotBanana, That killer’s cereal:
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/844d5909-01a6-45c7-93ed-35a142368f31.webp
robocall, 
This man’s shits are as runny as his cream corn
Fizz, 
Uncanny valley food.
hungryphrog, I don’t see any food in this picture.
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