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iopq, in usb formatting

You used something called disk destroyer, and you just found out why

kbotc,

Disk Duplicator is a destroyer? Man, I used to image so many drives with DD back in my helpdesk days…

AffineConnection, (edited )

dd does not stand for “disk duplicator”. That’s a modern backronymization that doesn’t reflect the original general usage of the command which is to “convert and copy”. Efficiently (with respect to I/O) copying raw data is only one of its intended purposes; it also converts text encodings.

kbotc,

fine Data Definition.

nitefox, in alias 2024='echo "YEAR OF THE DESKTOP"'

Why would they need money? Linux based OSes are both free and much lighter than Windows

everett,

The meme, which wasn’t well-written, is suggesting that the cost savings of switching to Linux isn’t significant to most people. It’s saying

Most people

  • don’t care enough
  • have enough money

rather than

Most people don’t

  • care enough
  • have enough money
lseif, in My PC is hacked

its a dangerous virus known as ‘Linux’ which can completely replace your precious Windows installation! be careful, there is a lot of propaganda pushing free (as in communism) software

Diplomjodler,

I once looked at a Linux PC and I couldn’t stop reading Karl Marx ever since.

fluffery,
@fluffery@lemmy.ml avatar

What is this unfortunate disease called

Diplomjodler,

Communism. You get it automatically from using Linux. Everybody knows that.

fxdave,

Once someone asked if somebody knows how to run this old game in a linux community.

The game was “capitalism lab”. I said no, we are communists.

The guy then deleted his post.

TCB13, (edited ) in Your average Wine enjoyer
@TCB13@lemmy.world avatar
cevn,

Lmao… it hurts because it’s true!! Debug these windows stack traces in Linux, here you go!! Exception happened at 0xEBFCEBFCBEBXBDBBWBXBENEKWWLLWLFFMLW

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

My first Linux install, I downloaded some tutorial from somewhere, can’t remember where (maybe someone on IRC shared it 🤔… IDK, I can’t remember), and this is litelarly what it said 😂.

You have to be prepared when installing Linux. Take a week or two off work or school and make sure you have the following things at your disposal.

  • Find as many bootable floppy’s and as many different dostro CDs as possible. Why? The boot floppy from Debian might work with Suse, but not the Debian CD.
  • Make sure you have at least two CD drives and floppy drives at your disposal. The more, the better. Why? You’ll probably burn out the first ones while trying to figure out which boot floppy goes with which distro.
  • Have coffee at your disposal all the time. You’re at the bottom of the pot? Pour that in your mug and put a new one on the kettle.
  • Stock up on as many different kinds of alcohol you can find, preferably strong stuff. Trust me, you’ll need it.
AnUnusualRelic, (edited )
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Typical of many online tutorials, full of typos and errors.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s because they were probably drunk when writing the tutorial 😂.

yetAnotherUser,

Real Kanjidamage vibes

seonar22,

How I learnt there are normal dot net runtime and Desktop runtime.

bruhduh, in There is no such thing as too many fans...
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

c/onlyfans

PlasticExistence,

When you want to spend all your cash on blow

Ziglin,

I was hoping there’d actually be a community about pc fans under that name…

I am very disappointed.

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

Make one.

Ziglin, (edited )

I probably should but I don’t feel like I’m qualified to create a fan community. (As in I don’t know enough about fans) Edit: Also I’m afraid there’s a community under that name on the instance I’m from and there can’t be two communities with the same name and instance right?

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah well. onlyfans@lemmy.world is already claimed. Though you can create another account on a different instance where it is not created already if you don’t mind the hassle. I also don’t think you need to even know about how fans work just to make a community about images of literal fans. It’s your choice.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is actually a good idea, I could create one like that on sh.itjust.works… it’s not against the rules, it’s not porn 🤷… well… sorta 😂.

Ziglin,

I would definitely subscribe, even if I don’t post anything.

joyjoy, in They will all become Linux users one way or another

I’m a sneaky fox. sneaked in your house, sat on your couch, ate your pasta, installed Gentoo.

pat277,

OK, thanks. Can you do it to my intel atom tablet too? I have mac & cheese

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Just how long were you there?

hansl,

You’re assuming he installed Gentoo successfully.

rostby,

You think he’s done?

Hupf, in Bye bye edge

Time for Ubuntu to ship with a mandatory Edge installation

RmDebArc_5,
@RmDebArc_5@lemmy.ml avatar

Don’t give them any ideas

Flaky,
@Flaky@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

meanwhile, me on Arch: yay -S microsoft-edge-stable-bin

cyanarchy, (edited )

Godspede to the madlad who needed that to exist

Honza,

Yeah, as if Arch was not bleeding edge enough.

plague_sapiens, in Everyone loves snaps
@plague_sapiens@lemmy.world avatar

Flatpak ftw!

SpaceNoodle,

🤦

ichmagrum, (edited )

Snap and Flatpak have things in common (and I get that some people have objections to both), but Snap is significantly worse.

SpaceNoodle,

Being better than Snap is a pretty low bar.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

No, that’s not how you make one

BeatTakeshi, in If linux distributions were tools.
@BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world avatar

I use lube btw

Nelots,

is it really Arch if you’re not going in dry?

BeatTakeshi,
@BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world avatar

No, I am the pain in the Arch

vox,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

lube = archinstall

DarkDarkHouse,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

aaaAAAAaarch

Brkdncr,

Isn’t that gentoo then?

Blackmist, in My PC is hacked

I once played along just to waste their time. Got to the point where I had to go to a site and get my IP address.

I told him it was 127.0.0.1, and he just said “I think you be messing with me now sir” and hung up. :D

backhdlp,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You could’ve told him your local IP (192.168.(1…255).(1…255)), is completely useless outside your home network but looks real enough.

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Anybody with a bit of technical knowledge will recognize a local IP address

rickdg, in Two moods
@rickdg@lemmy.world avatar

sudo apt-get friends to play games with

JonEFive,

Error: package not found

Really_long_toes,

tries AUR

Rootiest,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

<span style="color:#323232;">Reading package lists... Done
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Building dependency tree... Done
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Reading state information... Done
</span><span style="color:#323232;">E: Unable to locate package friends
</span><span style="color:#323232;">E: Unable to locate package to
</span><span style="color:#323232;">E: Unable to locate package play
</span><span style="color:#323232;">E: Unable to locate package games
</span><span style="color:#323232;">E: Unable to locate package with
</span>
ULS,

Off topic… But isn’t apt-get outdated? I thought it was just “apt install”

Rootiest,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

apt is outdated, use nala

ULS,

Sudo lionking update && sudo lionking upgrade.

Rootiest, (edited )
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

No seriously though, I aliased the apt command to nala and I use it instead.

It works nicely with grc for colors in the console and more importantly it supports simultaneous downloads so it runs through a large queue of updates much more quickly.

This article has a bit more detail on the topic

Routhinator, (edited )
@Routhinator@startrek.website avatar

If you’re a user interacting with a terminal => apt

If you’re writing a script or putting it in a docker file/automation => apt-get

Apt is just a wrapper around apt-get a newer binary than apt-get (I stand corrected after checking my memory against google) and there are warnings that the apt shorthand is not as reliable in scripted scenarios. Its meant for user convenience.

Apt-get is most certainly not outdated.

MashedTech,

Interesting… What other cool facts do you have?

Naz,

I tried Arch once and they use Pacman for everything.

It’s like Pacman -sY to install. Makes no sense.

At least the AUR is cool.

One day, Linux will have a nice, unified, polished application portal (not store because god forbid we see a LINUX APP STORE).

For everything else there’s git.

Git clone Make Pacman -sY lethal company Sudo chmod +x ./home/user/games/lethal_company.x86_64

“Hold on guys I swear it works, Linux is just better, hold on”

AUR Proton_EasyAntiCheatHooks Man -k Nvidia-Propietary ./etc/Xserver.conf --display one --mode C1B3 --vsync off Sudo reboot -now

MonkeMischief,

Best thing I found for Arch-based is yay.

yay -Syu yay (application name) It just searches repos and AUR in one go. Manages everything like Pacman. I quite like it.

Yay!

AVincentInSpace,

coughs politely in flatpak

Zink,

The crazy thing is, you would probably want to name it something direct and memorable like LINUX APP STORE to market it to the masses. Have a tag line like “it’s all free!” or whatever.

In the Super Bowl (no affiliation to c/superbowl) commercial, we’ll hear some grandma questioning whether the things on her new laptop were free from restrictions or free from cost, and her jock grandson will look right into the camera and say “yes!”

embed_me,
@embed_me@programming.dev avatar

It’s like Pacman -sY to install. Makes no sense.

If you read the man page for pacman, it helps. S stands for synchronise, Q for query (local), F is for find (remote), R is for remove. The following sub options (yu after -S) are specific to each main option.

jackpot,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

this is why we habve no friends

naughtyguy17,

Funny way to spell emerge.

Bishma, (edited )
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Friends converted over to using snap, so now they all bring their (loopback) devices.

MajorHavoc, in This truly is the year of the linux desktop

I missed the “PornHub” in the corner at first. Maybe I won’t share this with colleagues…

Johanno,

So what we can see is that Linux user watch 31% more porn?

m_r_butts,

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  • MajorHavoc,

    Agreed. PornHub is probably a pretty solid representation of all web traffic. --Todo: insert obvious joke here–.

    s_s,

    Porn sites have been at the forefront of nearly all online content innovation.

    MajorHavoc,

    That is true.

    reverendsteveii, in Linus does not fuck around

    looks like every day is a great day to not work on the linux kernel

    mvirts, in Wine being great

    Running libreoffice for windows on wine

    LovePoson,

    Realer shit

    netchami, in You have no power here

    Pro tip: Infect your Windows friends with malware, then get them to switch to Linux

    /s

    Feirdro,
    Pilokyoma,

    Anarchy = War Anarchy = You killed

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