d_k_bo, Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
TheFerrango, The weak prude mindset vs the based chad buttset
pH3ra, If we want this meme to be accurate, they all have to be dildos with just slightly different sizes and colors
_cnt0, No.
redcalcium, Hmm, the Arch one seems to be incorrect. People who wear a buttplug won’t randomly announce that they’re wearing buttplug.
badbytes, Also, too smooth for Archusers. They prefer more pain.
_cnt0, They likely would, if it was an Arch butt plug.
Zaphod, A Bluetooth controlled butt plug that runs Arch? 😩
TheFerrango, Good luck getting the BT driver for the vibrator to work, the AUR package has been broken for months
pleb_maximus, (edited ) Sign me up!
nitefox, What about a buttplug ran by arch?
quantenzitrone,
rostby, Marry me!
SaltyIceteaMaker, Gotta commit some cahnges to this repo
uis, Well,
git push
comes soon
uis, 9 months later you will get pull-request
No_Eponym, Naw buddy, it was less than a week. So many bugs…
zaph, We don’t have the same friends.
dditty, I read the meme as Arch is something that you should shove up your @$$
rob64, It’s okay to say “ass” on the internet, FYI.
mryessir, Acutally… They do on the internet. And may even earn money by doing so.
null, NixOS is just a hardware store
Luci, That’s a weird Debian logo on the Swiss Army Knife
bjoern_tantau, Now there’s an idea. Butt plugs with custom logos. I’m gonna be rich!
_cnt0, I’ll take 10%.
feminalpanda, With all the Ubuntu bashing. It’s the only Linux image I have used for my server. Also used Kali and a bunch of others on an old laptop.
Is Ubuntu server bad or does it just hold your hand too much. I have everything running in docker and manage that from a web gui.
captainjaneway, What’s wrong with Ubuntu in general?
KneeTitts, nothing really, mint is preferable if you need to use a ubuntu based dist
chagall, (edited ) I’m personally not a fan of their approach to Snaps and hard pushing their snap store.
Apt works just fine and if we want sandboxed apps, we could choose to install flatpaks.
But the snapstore comes preinstalled and I’m not a fan of that.
_cnt0, Not sure if you are serious or your comment is a meta meme …
d_k_bo, Last time I used Ubuntu Server I was annoyed by those ads for some weird canonical subscriptions. Now I use Fedora ofc.
feminalpanda, True, not as bad as Microsoft but did remind me of them.
null, It’s not that it’s bad on a server, it’s just that something like Debian with a couple tools on top gets you to the same place with less resources.
For a home server, that reduction in overhead can mean squeezing out a few more services on a single box.
feminalpanda, Gotcha, I’ll look into Debian. I chose Ubuntu as we use DoD STIGs at work and they have an automated tool and spec for Ubuntu.
nxdefiant, Counterpoint, Ubuntu is popular because it usually has what you need. For home stuff especially the limiting factor is usually time, not processing power.
null, I’d challenge that asking what do you really need above base Debian?
I’ve got a script to set up my debian servers and it doesn’t include much beyond adding docker, assigning users to groups, and adding a couple tools (just looked them up: sudo ca-certificates curl gnupg ufw).
I saw a significant decrease in idle CPU and RAM load by switching from Ubuntu-server to Debian Bookworm + those tools.
Norgur, Anyone who bashes distros hasn't really understood Linux. The fact that you can choose gives us the ability to choose the right tool for the job. Ubuntu has pushed a few weird things into the Linux world, but the distro itself is still legit.
whodatdair, (edited ) Jokes on you I’m into that shit
_cnt0, Maybe it’s time for you to move on to gentoo:
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/516vNPu7PoL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg
Amends1782, Please imagine a skull emoji
savvywolf, In the spirit of bashing Ubuntu, I’d like to propose we stick with the swiss army knife. But it’s one of those strange Kickstarter projects where it’s entirely controlled by an unnecessary phone app.
Arch being something that requires some research and prep beforehand makes sense through. As well as having fans who will swear that is actually quite enjoyable if you try it.
_cnt0, No bashing Ubuntu!
Flaky, Yeah, I’d shove Pacman up my ass… wait you were talking about the package manager?
kryllic, Found you, Rich Evans
possiblylinux127, Everything about this is wrong
_cnt0, I take objection to this statement. I pride myself with displaying nothing but objective truth in the memes I create.
possiblylinux127, Then explain your rational
_cnt0, Shall I also explain how to walk, breathe, and drink?
Machinist, Damn.
waigl, Which one is that on the pick set? I don’t recognize the logo…
drugo, Kali, I actually think that’s the old Backtrack logo
Tb0n3, Kali Linux. A pen testing distro.
FuglyDuck, I feel like Ubuntu should be one of those squeaky hammer toys. Maybe I’m just biased,
constantokra, No, Debian should definitely be the Swiss army knife, and Ubuntu should definitely be the playdoh Swiss army knife.
_cnt0, I think you’re right. But, I’m trying to make my memes inclusive: I don’t bash ubuntu users for the same reasons I don’t beat people already on the ground and refrain from mocking the handicapped.
nottheengineer, But what makes ubuntu better as a first distro than mint or fedora? It installs snaps even when you specifically invoke apt, a new user who doesn’t understand the messages will press yes, see that it seemed to work and have issues later that can scare them away from linux.
What I’m trying to say is that we should bash the people still recommending ubuntu.
_cnt0, Oh, I’m absolutely fine with bashing people recommending Ubuntu. Hand me the first stone!
K0W4LSK1, (edited ) Well you bash us arch users but i get it we can take it! Lmao. Or maybe ubuntu users just can’t take a joke
KneeTitts, I cam take a jork
creditCrazy, You shure as hell can take it in the ass that’s for sure
captainlezbian, Yeah arch does get you laid
Sowhatever, He shure doesh
FuglyDuck, Eh. Using Ubuntu is nothing like having a mental or physical handicap, or having fallen and gotten knocked down/pushed down.
My issue with Ubuntu is that there’s better distros- even for newbs coming from windows for the first time. The sole argument for Ubuntu is the first reason not to use it. People are installing it because they want something different than windows, after all, and canonical makes the same critical error (IMO) that MS makes: it assumes their users are stupid.
To be honest, I grew up in red hat; I remember trying Ubuntu when it first came out, being told how awesome it was. I found it to be infuriating and horrible. And it has always been so. To me, it’s popularity seems derived more from marketing than from merit.
EmergMemeHologram, Is Red Hat that Dunder Mifflin commercial where the person is wandering around a big box store but can’t find anyone for service?
Engywuck, Arch is so pleasant to to use…
Bonehead, But it's a little cold at first when you start using it.
bobs_monkey, And one wrong move is a twinge of pressure
_cnt0, using no install helper ≈ no lube, no prewarming
tetraodon, That’s the way I like it
Add comment