FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like Ubuntu should be one of those squeaky hammer toys. Maybe I’m just biased,

constantokra,

No, Debian should definitely be the Swiss army knife, and Ubuntu should definitely be the playdoh Swiss army knife.

_cnt0,

I think you’re right. But, I’m trying to make my memes inclusive: I don’t bash ubuntu users for the same reasons I don’t beat people already on the ground and refrain from mocking the handicapped.

nottheengineer,

But what makes ubuntu better as a first distro than mint or fedora? It installs snaps even when you specifically invoke apt, a new user who doesn’t understand the messages will press yes, see that it seemed to work and have issues later that can scare them away from linux.

What I’m trying to say is that we should bash the people still recommending ubuntu.

_cnt0,

Oh, I’m absolutely fine with bashing people recommending Ubuntu. Hand me the first stone!

K0W4LSK1, (edited )
@K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Well you bash us arch users but i get it we can take it! Lmao. Or maybe ubuntu users just can’t take a joke

KneeTitts,
@KneeTitts@lemmy.world avatar

I cam take a jork

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

You shure as hell can take it in the ass that’s for sure

captainlezbian,

Yeah arch does get you laid

Sowhatever,

He shure doesh

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Eh. Using Ubuntu is nothing like having a mental or physical handicap, or having fallen and gotten knocked down/pushed down.

My issue with Ubuntu is that there’s better distros- even for newbs coming from windows for the first time. The sole argument for Ubuntu is the first reason not to use it. People are installing it because they want something different than windows, after all, and canonical makes the same critical error (IMO) that MS makes: it assumes their users are stupid.

To be honest, I grew up in red hat; I remember trying Ubuntu when it first came out, being told how awesome it was. I found it to be infuriating and horrible. And it has always been so. To me, it’s popularity seems derived more from marketing than from merit.

d_k_bo,

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

TheFerrango,

The weak prude mindset vs the based chad buttset

Engywuck,

Arch is so pleasant to to use…

Bonehead,

But it's a little cold at first when you start using it.

bobs_monkey,

And one wrong move is a twinge of pressure

_cnt0,

using no install helper ≈ no lube, no prewarming

tetraodon,

That’s the way I like it

eek2121,

I use Arch, bt…fuck.

_cnt0,

It’s OK. There’s no kink shaming here.

SpaceNoodle,

*buttfuck

Rooty,

Damn, maybe I should give Arch a try…

_cnt0,

Read the wiki before so you know how to use it without hurting yourself.

Rooty,

Go slowly and use plenty of lube, right?

_cnt0,

Also prewarm for maximum pleasure.

pH3ra,
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

If we want this meme to be accurate, they all have to be dildos with just slightly different sizes and colors

_cnt0,

No.

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Now there’s an idea. Butt plugs with custom logos. I’m gonna be rich!

_cnt0,

I’ll take 10%.

backhdlp,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I use arch btw

bingbong,

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

savvywolf,
@savvywolf@pawb.social avatar

In the spirit of bashing Ubuntu, I’d like to propose we stick with the swiss army knife. But it’s one of those strange Kickstarter projects where it’s entirely controlled by an unnecessary phone app.

Arch being something that requires some research and prep beforehand makes sense through. As well as having fans who will swear that is actually quite enjoyable if you try it.

_cnt0,
Flaky,
@Flaky@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Yeah, I’d shove Pacman up my ass… wait you were talking about the package manager?

kryllic,
@kryllic@programming.dev avatar

Found you, Rich Evans

waigl,

Which one is that on the pick set? I don’t recognize the logo…

drugo,

Kali, I actually think that’s the old Backtrack logo

Tb0n3,

Kali Linux. A pen testing distro.

banneryear1868,

Ubuntu and Kali are both just flavors of Debian though. Need RHEL logo on a corporate middle manager desk chair.

WindowsEnjoyer,

Not accurate at all. As bare minimum, Ubuntu should be dildo as it only gives you a great experience without assembling any sex toys lol.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar
MashedTech,

I need then butt plug.

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