If linux distributions were tools.
EuroNutellaMan, 
This is garbage, preposterous even! Kali is a toy lockpick for script kiddies, parrotOS is where the real deal is. Or you know just install the tools on debian.
I use arch btUwU
banneryear1868, It was PHLAK back in the day. I just like Kali because it has so many tools ready to go out of the box. Run Debian as main OS though and it’s pretty simple to add their repos and install them.
Pharmacokinetics, 
If linux distros were WW2 tanks.
Linux Mint - M4 Sherman
Sturdy, reliable, easy to build and maintainUbuntu - T-34
Easy to build, does what you want it to but terribly unreliable and tends to break down after a whileArch - Tiger
Hard to build and takes too long, works great in design but in practice it just breaks down, over riced causing it to be unstable
Debian - Challenger
The best, usable in any situation, fairly easy to build and mighty reliable.
Linux Lite - M24 Chaffee
Fast, small, easy to build and unusually reliable for a light distro.
CentOS - Char B1
Outdated but still a beast of a distro.
Cipher22, I find Rocky not being here at all funny.
guckfoogle, The fact you know this much about Linux distros and WW2 tanks might actually might actually make you the nerdiest of the nerds.
Amends1782, Dude this is awesome, and as a Linux nerd and tank nerd, a great comparison!
WolfhoundRO, (edited ) Slackware - T-55 or M3 Stuart
Outdated and should have been dead and gone a long time ago, but somehow still in service in a few places and stable
LinyosT, Arch should be a megaphone so they can broadcast “I use Arch BTW” to all.
Pirasp, The plug has a speaker inside that shouts it every time you fart
LeaveITtoThePros,
LinyosT, Yeah
BeatTakeshi, 
I use lube btw
Nelots, is it really Arch if you’re not going in dry?
BeatTakeshi, No, I am the pain in the Arch
vox, 
lube = archinstall
DarkDarkHouse, 
aaaAAAAaarch
Brkdncr, Isn’t that gentoo then?
MTK, It should have a tail.
phorq, You can glue your own tail, there are instructions in the guide for proper configuration and cleaning.
MTK, (edited ) yay -Syu tail-plug
DarkDarkHouse, UwUntu what’s this?
Genericusername, No. It should be minimalistic by default. If you want to add a tail just grab one from the AUR.
uis, 
Well, you can install Gentoo with USE=tail
Kolanaki, 
You can use those other distributions as buttplugs, too, but they’re not going to be pleasurable or even comfortable.
milkjug, This statement implies using arch btw as a buttplug is pleasurable and/or comfortable.
lefaucet, Did they stutter?
bdkmshr, Anything can be a butt plug if you are brave enough
whodatdair, (edited ) Jokes on you I’m into that shit
_cnt0, Maybe it’s time for you to move on to gentoo:
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/516vNPu7PoL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg
Amends1782, Please imagine a skull emoji
mack7400, Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.
_cnt0,
GreenMario, That guy is so rad.
seitanic, 
Sooo… Arch makes you horny?
GreenMario, I thought that would be Hanna Montana Linux.
Why are you booing? She’s legal now.
Titou, 
Gentoo would be the materials to make your own tool
grue, Gentoo is the How To Make Everything Youtube channel.
Linux from Scratch is Primitive Technology.
badbytes, Yeah just some steel, a welder, and a grinder
merc, Some iron ore, a ton of clay, and instructions on how to make a furnace.
therafal, Wouldn’t that be LFS tho? With Gentoo, you should at least get a furnace and mold.
merc, Probably. Maybe Gentoo is the one where you get the furnace and various molds for various tools, but you have to cast the tools yourself.
PlasticExistence, The important thing is that Linux users are finally getting some outside time and fresh air.
swab148, 
Linux users touching grass challenge (impossible)
possiblylinux127, Everything about this is wrong
_cnt0, I take objection to this statement. I pride myself with displaying nothing but objective truth in the memes I create.
possiblylinux127, Then explain your rational
_cnt0, Shall I also explain how to walk, breathe, and drink?
Machinist, 
Damn.
bl4ckeagle, You got kinda an obsession with arch 😂 BTW im using Windows 11
BananaOnionJuice, 
What “tool” should we then assign to Win11.
- Inflatable mattress with a hole in?
- Stop light at a roadside construction site?
bl4ckeagle, Money Machine.
Than 1 and 2
RageAgainstTheRich, Chastity belt.
HW07,
bravesirrbn, Not everyone’s thing, but if you’re into it, feels really good to use?
_cnt0, Only one way to find out if you would like it …
bitwaba, I know I like it. That’s why I have 2
Wes_Dev, Interesting. Perhaps we should get together and compare distros, for purely academic reasons of course.
kttnpunk, (edited ) 
Everybody hates arch for no good reason, I’m so sick of seeing these ancient /g/ memes. The Linux community should have better things to do than shit on one of the most secure distros. Like, y’all realize backdoors are built into motherboards nowadays right? So sure, we need to be even more zealous, serious and loud if anything, but the infighting? The infighting is fucking childish.
russjr08, 
They’re not hating on Arch, they’re “hating” on the small (but loud) group of people who have a superiority complex for just running Arch and doing it the manual way (and tends to see those who installed with
archinstallas a cop-out).Just like the people who shit on those for using Windows.
_cnt0, ancient /g/ memes
Ancient maybe. But I only ever posted them to reddit. If you’ve seen them in /g/ that were reposts by other people.
Like, y’all realize backdoors are built into motherboards nowadays right?
True.
So sure, we need to be even more zealous, serious and loud if anything, […]
Zealot is like my middle name.
[…] but the infighting? The infighting is fucking childish.
It’s just so much fun. Don’t you like fun?
_cn zealot t0
kttnpunk, (edited ) Well, okay so long as you’re having fun 🌈 ☺️
_cnt0, Why, thank you! I have 🥰
chandz05, Is this a new copy/pasta?
therafal,
_cnt0, I don’t know what I’m looking at here. I also don’t know if I want to know.
GregorGizeh, Seems to be an asshole-mounted taco holder.
therafal, A brass knuckle, asshole-mounted taco holder. With Jesus, so that you won’t forget about praying before eating.
rtxn, I know that it’s Jesus.
But I really REALLY want it to be Moses parting the sea.
_cnt0, Ooooh, intriguing …
hexabs, You’re forgetting Jesus
Zehzin, 
So did the person who made it
TheFerrango, Always thank the Lord before eating
grue, A kinky trailer hitch?
qyron, Brass knuckles… with a jesus figure… and side bars… with an embossed “have a taco”…
so… BDSM “furniture” tool? Perhaps maid?
therafal, There are taco holders on the side bars too.
qyron, And that.
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