If linux distributions were tools.
Engywuck, Arch is so pleasant to to use…
Bonehead, But it's a little cold at first when you start using it.
bobs_monkey, And one wrong move is a twinge of pressure
_cnt0, using no install helper ≈ no lube, no prewarming
tetraodon, That’s the way I like it
bl4ckeagle, You got kinda an obsession with arch 😂 BTW im using Windows 11
BananaOnionJuice, 
What “tool” should we then assign to Win11.
- Inflatable mattress with a hole in?
- Stop light at a roadside construction site?
bl4ckeagle, Money Machine.
Than 1 and 2
RageAgainstTheRich, Chastity belt.
HW07,
kttnpunk, (edited ) 
Everybody hates arch for no good reason, I’m so sick of seeing these ancient /g/ memes. The Linux community should have better things to do than shit on one of the most secure distros. Like, y’all realize backdoors are built into motherboards nowadays right? So sure, we need to be even more zealous, serious and loud if anything, but the infighting? The infighting is fucking childish.
russjr08, 
They’re not hating on Arch, they’re “hating” on the small (but loud) group of people who have a superiority complex for just running Arch and doing it the manual way (and tends to see those who installed with
archinstallas a cop-out).Just like the people who shit on those for using Windows.
_cnt0, ancient /g/ memes
Ancient maybe. But I only ever posted them to reddit. If you’ve seen them in /g/ that were reposts by other people.
Like, y’all realize backdoors are built into motherboards nowadays right?
True.
So sure, we need to be even more zealous, serious and loud if anything, […]
Zealot is like my middle name.
[…] but the infighting? The infighting is fucking childish.
It’s just so much fun. Don’t you like fun?
_cn zealot t0
kttnpunk, (edited ) Well, okay so long as you’re having fun 🌈 ☺️
_cnt0, Why, thank you! I have 🥰
chandz05, Is this a new copy/pasta?
Pharmacokinetics, 
If linux distros were WW2 tanks.
Linux Mint - M4 Sherman
Sturdy, reliable, easy to build and maintainUbuntu - T-34
Easy to build, does what you want it to but terribly unreliable and tends to break down after a whileArch - Tiger
Hard to build and takes too long, works great in design but in practice it just breaks down, over riced causing it to be unstable
Debian - Challenger
The best, usable in any situation, fairly easy to build and mighty reliable.
Linux Lite - M24 Chaffee
Fast, small, easy to build and unusually reliable for a light distro.
CentOS - Char B1
Outdated but still a beast of a distro.
Cipher22, I find Rocky not being here at all funny.
guckfoogle, The fact you know this much about Linux distros and WW2 tanks might actually might actually make you the nerdiest of the nerds.
Amends1782, Dude this is awesome, and as a Linux nerd and tank nerd, a great comparison!
WolfhoundRO, (edited ) Slackware - T-55 or M3 Stuart
Outdated and should have been dead and gone a long time ago, but somehow still in service in a few places and stable
EuroNutellaMan, 
This is garbage, preposterous even! Kali is a toy lockpick for script kiddies, parrotOS is where the real deal is. Or you know just install the tools on debian.
I use arch btUwU
banneryear1868, It was PHLAK back in the day. I just like Kali because it has so many tools ready to go out of the box. Run Debian as main OS though and it’s pretty simple to add their repos and install them.
ThatFembyWho, So I just spent the last day reading the Arch wiki on butt plugs. It is now fully configured and ready for use 🥴
rtxn, You’re joking, but-- buttplug.io
ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited ) The second sentence on the website
WELCOME STARDEW VALLEY AND ULTRAKILL PLAYERS! […] Check out Lovense, Kiiroo, Satisfyer and others for toys that will work with the game!
> STARDEW VALLEY
rtxn, Save up all of your starfruit wine for three years and turn it in at once to have your genitals tenderized into a fine paste.
ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited ) I haven’t played Stardew Valley. What does starfruit wine do? Does ot help you get especially romantic with Harvey or Leah?
rtxn, It’s just very rare and expensive. Getting my starfruit plantation running turned me into the biggest kulak in town.
ChaoticNeutralCzech, So… the sex toy integration is just about the money? Lame.
rtxn, I have no idea what triggers what, I don’t have a smart buttplug
ChaoticNeutralCzech, The game features relationship mechanics so I would imagine that it is linked to romantic pursuit.
GreenMario, Ultrakill
Explain. I’m a Boom shoot fan and this is on my wishlist after I clear a few in my backlog. Is Ultrakill popular with Butt Plug enthusiasts?
ChaoticNeutralCzech, I am just as confused as you are. If anything, your knowledge of Ultrakill could clear things up.
SaltyIceteaMaker, I think they implemented it just because they could. The developers of ultrakill are… Eccentric to say the least
TacoNissan, This could unironically be useful for adult themed games lmao
Evkob, 
The fact that this exists makes me so happy. I doubt I’d ever use a smart buttplug, but I’m oddly relived that those who want Bluetooth up their ass can do so using open-source software.
ThatFembyWho, Wow I didn’t know I needed this, thanks
LinyosT, Arch should be a megaphone so they can broadcast “I use Arch BTW” to all.
Pirasp, The plug has a speaker inside that shouts it every time you fart
LeaveITtoThePros,
LinyosT, Yeah
seitanic, 
Sooo… Arch makes you horny?
GreenMario, I thought that would be Hanna Montana Linux.
Why are you booing? She’s legal now.
Rooty, Damn, maybe I should give Arch a try…
_cnt0, Read the wiki before so you know how to use it without hurting yourself.
Rooty, Go slowly and use plenty of lube, right?
_cnt0, Also prewarm for maximum pleasure.
whodatdair, (edited ) Jokes on you I’m into that shit
_cnt0, Maybe it’s time for you to move on to gentoo:
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/516vNPu7PoL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg
Amends1782, Please imagine a skull emoji
Titou, 
Gentoo would be the materials to make your own tool
grue, Gentoo is the How To Make Everything Youtube channel.
Linux from Scratch is Primitive Technology.
badbytes, Yeah just some steel, a welder, and a grinder
merc, Some iron ore, a ton of clay, and instructions on how to make a furnace.
therafal, Wouldn’t that be LFS tho? With Gentoo, you should at least get a furnace and mold.
merc, Probably. Maybe Gentoo is the one where you get the furnace and various molds for various tools, but you have to cast the tools yourself.
PlasticExistence, The important thing is that Linux users are finally getting some outside time and fresh air.
swab148, 
Linux users touching grass challenge (impossible)
therafal,
_cnt0, I don’t know what I’m looking at here. I also don’t know if I want to know.
GregorGizeh, Seems to be an asshole-mounted taco holder.
therafal, A brass knuckle, asshole-mounted taco holder. With Jesus, so that you won’t forget about praying before eating.
rtxn, I know that it’s Jesus.
But I really REALLY want it to be Moses parting the sea.
_cnt0, Ooooh, intriguing …
hexabs, You’re forgetting Jesus
Zehzin, 
So did the person who made it
TheFerrango, Always thank the Lord before eating
grue, A kinky trailer hitch?
qyron, Brass knuckles… with a jesus figure… and side bars… with an embossed “have a taco”…
so… BDSM “furniture” tool? Perhaps maid?
therafal, There are taco holders on the side bars too.
qyron, And that.
pH3ra, 
If we want this meme to be accurate, they all have to be dildos with just slightly different sizes and colors
_cnt0, No.
Flaky, 
Yeah, I’d shove Pacman up my ass… wait you were talking about the package manager?
kryllic, 
Found you, Rich Evans
quantenzitrone, What is NixOS?
HoloPengin, (edited ) A vibrating buttplug. It also self replicates at the press of a button.
chili1553, Reproducible stimulation
cogman,
quantenzitrone, 🧐😧
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