Luci,
@Luci@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s a weird Debian logo on the Swiss Army Knife

null,

NixOS is just a hardware store

redcalcium,

Hmm, the Arch one seems to be incorrect. People who wear a buttplug won’t randomly announce that they’re wearing buttplug.

badbytes,

Also, too smooth for Archusers. They prefer more pain.

_cnt0,

They likely would, if it was an Arch butt plug.

Zaphod,

A Bluetooth controlled butt plug that runs Arch? 😩

TheFerrango,

Good luck getting the BT driver for the vibrator to work, the AUR package has been broken for months

pleb_maximus, (edited )

Sign me up!

nitefox,

What about a buttplug ran by arch?

quantenzitrone,
rostby,

Marry me!

SaltyIceteaMaker,

Gotta commit some cahnges to this repo

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Well, git push comes soon

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

9 months later you will get pull-request

No_Eponym,
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

Naw buddy, it was less than a week. So many bugs…

zaph,

We don’t have the same friends.

dditty,

I read the meme as Arch is something that you should shove up your @$$

rob64,

It’s okay to say “ass” on the internet, FYI.

mryessir,

Acutally… They do on the internet. And may even earn money by doing so.

pH3ra,
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

If we want this meme to be accurate, they all have to be dildos with just slightly different sizes and colors

_cnt0,

No.

d_k_bo,

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

TheFerrango,

The weak prude mindset vs the based chad buttset

eek2121,

I use Arch, bt…fuck.

_cnt0,

It’s OK. There’s no kink shaming here.

SpaceNoodle,

*buttfuck

Rooty,

Damn, maybe I should give Arch a try…

_cnt0,

Read the wiki before so you know how to use it without hurting yourself.

Rooty,

Go slowly and use plenty of lube, right?

_cnt0,

Also prewarm for maximum pleasure.

fl42v,

Ubuntu. Multitool. Yeah, funny

_cnt0,

I don’t know why, but it really is. You’d be surprised to see how many servers in the wild run ubuntu and how many docker images are based on ubuntu.

SpaceNoodle,

It’s because of laziness.

GBU_28,

There’s a difference between lazy and focused on other things.

SpaceNoodle,

Potato, tomato.

dan, (edited )
@dan@upvote.au avatar

Docker images should really be distroless most of the time. There’s way too much junk in the majority of Docker images when in most cases, you really just need your app and whatever dynamic libraries or runtimes it requires (if you can’t statically compile it). You don’t need an OS in there!

Also there’d be way more servers running Debian compared to Ubuntu.

aniki,

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  • dan,
    @dan@upvote.au avatar

    Google’s distroless base images are based on Debian and are smaller than Alpine images.

    _cnt0,

    You often (if not most of the time) need some infrastructure in OCI containers (while we’re at it, let’s get rid of the misnomer Docker image). And that’s going to be some subset of a distribution hand-crafted for that purpose. Most of the time, that should be Alpine, because they provide the slimmest base image.

    dan, (edited )
    @dan@upvote.au avatar

    Most of the time, that should be Alpine, because they provide the slimmest base image.

    Distroless containers (e.g. github.com/GoogleContainerTools/distroless, Chiselled Ubuntu, etc) are often smaller than Alpine ones. Google’s smallest Debian-based one is around 2MB.

    I have a Dockerized C# app… I’m going to try .NET Native AOT (which was improved a lot in .NET 8, released today) to compile it into a self-contained binary, and see how well it works with a distroless base container.

    _cnt0,

    I’m curious to hear how that works out. I’m a big fan of C#; not so much the Microsoft ecosystem. I’d say for maximum scalability you’d want languages which compile to small binaries. So, Go, Rust, C++, C, and theoretically some others. The approach with Java and C# to bundle the framework, JIT, etc, and then try to shave off as much as you can get away with feels kind of backwards. And I get the excitement of the Java folks when they manage to create a self-contained binary with GraalVM and co of 12mb. Like, that’s impressive, but had you developed the same thing with Go it would be .5mb. Curious to see how .NET fares in that comparison to Java.

    Serdan, (edited )

    In the dotnet 8 announcement the brag is that a minimal web service will be 8.5 megs

    learn.microsoft.com/en-us/…/aspnetcore-8.0?view=a…

    HuntressHimbo,

    Its pretty apt because while you can technically use it to do a variety of things its almost always outclassed in any particular use

    c0mbatbag3l,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    Exactly, multi role and underpowered.

    merc,

    But, good enough for just about anything most people need to do on a daily basis. For anything else there’s specialized tools.

    jelloeater85,
    @jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

    You’re not going to win that argument on Lemmy about Ubuntu being a decent OS… Which it is ❤️

    EuroNutellaMan,
    @EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world avatar

    I’d love to agree but unfortunately with them pushing snaps I can’t. When I used snaps I found them to be extremely buggy and if I didn’t already know there were other distributions with other better package managers I would’ve straight up assumed it was a Linux problem and I’d just have gone back to windows. If there was no other Noob-friendly distro out there I could say “sure it’s an ok distro” but there are better alternatives that don’t do the same shitty decisions as canonical (like Linux Mint which is the one I recommend to every noob coming from windows or Pop_OS! for those who want something similiar to MacOS).

    swab148,
    @swab148@startrek.website avatar

    Just because it’s Lemmy, I’m gonna share my “shitty Ubuntu” story, which is less about Ubuntu being shitty and more about me being a noob.

    I had a 2004 MacBook that my grandmother gave me for college when she upgraded. I didn’t hate it, but this being my first experience with a laptop, when the bottom 2/3 of the screen started blinking in and out, I thought maybe it was a software problem, so with the help of an SD card and my buddy’s old CRT setup I downloaded Ubuntu onto a thumb drive. When I went back to my parents’ place I decided that that was the moment to install, because my dad was really into jailbreaking his iPhone at the time, so I thought it’d be cool if we did kinda similar things together. Unfortunately because I couldn’t see the bottom of the screen, I had no idea about the progress of the install, got impatient, and just decided to turn the thing off. This had the effect of deleting the partition tables, and it would have been like $200 to get a new hard drive. I would have paid it, but before I could, the guy I had helping me fix the thing moved away and took my lappy with him.

    jelloeater85,
    @jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

    Always love story time 🙌

    TrenchcoatFullofBats,

    Its pretty apt

    I see what you did there

    fl42v,

    Well, I didn’t see it from that point. Makes sense 🤣

    merc,

    And it’s popular, and it’s something non-Linux users might recognize.

    badbytes,

    Checking calendar to see if April 1st

    bitwaba,

    I’d have gone with a spork. Not particularly good at anything it was built to do, but functional enough to get the job done, and pretty straight forward to use.

    autokludge,
    @autokludge@programming.dev avatar

    Any wet meal you would have previously used a fork a spork/splade works better. It is the apex of TV dinner eating implements after hands only. 😉

    kttnpunk, (edited )
    @kttnpunk@lemmy.world avatar

    Everybody hates arch for no good reason, I’m so sick of seeing these ancient /g/ memes. The Linux community should have better things to do than shit on one of the most secure distros. Like, y’all realize backdoors are built into motherboards nowadays right? So sure, we need to be even more zealous, serious and loud if anything, but the infighting? The infighting is fucking childish.

    russjr08,
    @russjr08@outpost.zeuslink.net avatar

    They’re not hating on Arch, they’re “hating” on the small (but loud) group of people who have a superiority complex for just running Arch and doing it the manual way (and tends to see those who installed with archinstall as a cop-out).

    Just like the people who shit on those for using Windows.

    _cnt0,

    ancient /g/ memes

    Ancient maybe. But I only ever posted them to reddit. If you’ve seen them in /g/ that were reposts by other people.

    Like, y’all realize backdoors are built into motherboards nowadays right?

    True.

    So sure, we need to be even more zealous, serious and loud if anything, […]

    Zealot is like my middle name.

    […] but the infighting? The infighting is fucking childish.

    It’s just so much fun. Don’t you like fun?

    _cn zealot t0

    kttnpunk, (edited )
    @kttnpunk@lemmy.world avatar

    Well, okay so long as you’re having fun 🌈 ☺️

    _cnt0,

    Why, thank you! I have 🥰

    chandz05,

    Is this a new copy/pasta?

    therafal,
    _cnt0,

    I don’t know what I’m looking at here. I also don’t know if I want to know.

    GregorGizeh,

    Seems to be an asshole-mounted taco holder.

    therafal,

    A brass knuckle, asshole-mounted taco holder. With Jesus, so that you won’t forget about praying before eating.

    rtxn,

    I know that it’s Jesus.

    But I really REALLY want it to be Moses parting the sea.

    _cnt0,

    Ooooh, intriguing …

    hexabs,

    You’re forgetting Jesus

    Zehzin,
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    So did the person who made it

    TheFerrango,

    Always thank the Lord before eating

    grue,

    A kinky trailer hitch?

    qyron,

    Brass knuckles… with a jesus figure… and side bars… with an embossed “have a taco”…

    so… BDSM “furniture” tool? Perhaps maid?

    therafal,

    There are taco holders on the side bars too.

    qyron,

    And that.

    bl4ckeagle,

    You got kinda an obsession with arch 😂 BTW im using Windows 11

    BananaOnionJuice,
    @BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    What “tool” should we then assign to Win11.

    • Inflatable mattress with a hole in?
    • Stop light at a roadside construction site?
    bl4ckeagle,

    Money Machine.

    Than 1 and 2

    RageAgainstTheRich,

    Chastity belt.

    HW07,
    Titou,
    @Titou@feddit.de avatar

    Gentoo would be the materials to make your own tool

    grue,

    Gentoo is the How To Make Everything Youtube channel.

    Linux from Scratch is Primitive Technology.

    badbytes,

    Yeah just some steel, a welder, and a grinder

    merc,

    Some iron ore, a ton of clay, and instructions on how to make a furnace.

    therafal,

    Wouldn’t that be LFS tho? With Gentoo, you should at least get a furnace and mold.

    merc,

    Probably. Maybe Gentoo is the one where you get the furnace and various molds for various tools, but you have to cast the tools yourself.

    PlasticExistence,

    The important thing is that Linux users are finally getting some outside time and fresh air.

    swab148,
    @swab148@startrek.website avatar

    Linux users touching grass challenge (impossible)

    seitanic,
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Sooo… Arch makes you horny?

    GreenMario,

    I thought that would be Hanna Montana Linux.

    Why are you booing? She’s legal now.

    Pharmacokinetics,
    @Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

    If linux distros were WW2 tanks.

    Linux Mint - M4 Sherman
    Sturdy, reliable, easy to build and maintain

    Ubuntu - T-34
    Easy to build, does what you want it to but terribly unreliable and tends to break down after a while

    Arch - Tiger

    Hard to build and takes too long, works great in design but in practice it just breaks down, over riced causing it to be unstable

    Debian - Challenger

    The best, usable in any situation, fairly easy to build and mighty reliable.

    Linux Lite - M24 Chaffee

    Fast, small, easy to build and unusually reliable for a light distro.

    CentOS - Char B1

    Outdated but still a beast of a distro.

    Cipher22,

    I find Rocky not being here at all funny.

    guckfoogle,

    The fact you know this much about Linux distros and WW2 tanks might actually might actually make you the nerdiest of the nerds.

    Amends1782,

    Dude this is awesome, and as a Linux nerd and tank nerd, a great comparison!

    WolfhoundRO, (edited )

    Slackware - T-55 or M3 Stuart

    Outdated and should have been dead and gone a long time ago, but somehow still in service in a few places and stable

    BeatTakeshi,
    @BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world avatar

    I use lube btw

    Nelots,

    is it really Arch if you’re not going in dry?

    BeatTakeshi,
    @BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world avatar

    No, I am the pain in the Arch

    vox,
    @vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

    lube = archinstall

    DarkDarkHouse,
    @DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    aaaAAAAaarch

    Brkdncr,

    Isn’t that gentoo then?

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