mlg,
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

The swiss army knife should not be Ubuntu lol. Ubuntu would be like the dollar store knockoff that falls apart with use.

Pirasp, (edited )

You mean to say the version where the Victorinox logo is replaced with the Ubuntu one?

Looks half way convincing but is shit in reality?

karmiclychee,

Always felt more like a hammer to me.

kadu,
@kadu@lemmy.world avatar

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  • mlg,
    @mlg@lemmy.world avatar

    Used it for 2 years on desktop and server.

    Documentation is always outdated and useless. GNOME is crap. apt has a dependency issue every week. Repos have software ranging from bleeding edge to horrendously outdated. Netplan is next level stupid and also decides to break for no reason. Systemd waits for network to boot by default because reasons. Versioning and LTS adds more magic fun to doing anything because of the aforementioned documentation. Last time I used it, still had crap interoperability when switching DEs for some weird reason. Canonical is the big dumb dumb. All the downstreams inherit the same problems like PopOS and elementary.

    I took all of that experience and thought it was the default linux expectations until I got to try Debian for server and Fedora for desktop.

    Unfortunately, people make the same mistake as me and then assume broken Ubuntu is just how linux is.

    Credit though, it did get to teach me the general ins and outs of linux because I needed to fix or change something every other week.

    kadu,
    @kadu@lemmy.world avatar

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  • Zangoose,
    @Zangoose@lemmy.world avatar

    Not OP, I like gnome and all but I Ubuntu’s extensions/custom version of gnome is awful and makes trying to change settings so much worse because the gnome documentation doesn’t always match with all of the changes Ubuntu adds on top. Maybe they’re talking about that?

    banneryear1868,

    Can’t you just use another desktop environment if you don’t like the pre-packaged gnome? I just see Ubuntu as a flavor of Debian made for ease of use.

    Zangoose,
    @Zangoose@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s true, but installing a whole new desktop environment also kind of goes against the whole “ease of use” part. If someone’s going to go to a whole different flavor they might as well just use something like Mint or Mint DE unless they specifically need Ubuntu for a dev environment or program/driver compatibility. That way they can still get the ease of use benefit but without dealing with all of the weird oddities that Ubuntu can introduce.

    banneryear1868,

    Yeah I just find for newer users the amount of Ubuntu support has always been a huge plus if you’re just getting in to messing with Linux. It’s a lot better now but it used to be things like “how to do x on Ubuntu,” there would always be some super easy to follow tutorial. My personal preference is just a Debian install but the more catered experiences like Mint and Ubuntu do a great job at presenting Debian to daily users without any hassle.

    Aganim, (edited )

    It most certainly does. It’s the only distro that I do not trust anymore to do a proper job of automatically partitioning your drive during setup, after getting complaints from my parents that Ubuntu refused to install updates. Turned out it had created a rediciously small boot partition and was now complaining that it had not enough space left to install new kernel versions as they kept around all old ones. “Because users might want to use those”, according to their documentation. Bitch, you market yourself as the distro suitable for absolute beginners, but you not only expect them to know what a kernel is, but also that they clean them up their selves? What an absolutely moronic decision.

    I’ve had broken installations after upgrades to a major version in the past and I’ve seen a number of colleagues switch to plain Debian or Arch derivatives after Ubuntu decided to crap out after a major upgrade.

    I’ve seen Ubuntu systems not being able to upgrade due to circular dependencies that couldn’t be resolved by Apt, package Foo requires Bar, Bar requires Baz, Baz requires Foo. Or even packages from their own repository that couldn’t be upgraded because some dependency wasn’t available anymore.

    Just a handful of the issues I’ve encountered with Ubuntu. Personally I’m done with that distro. If it works for you, by all means use it. But I don’t help friends and colleagues (we all get to choose our own distro fortunately, but also have to fix issues ourselves) anymore when they decide to go Ubuntu. Use a proper distro if you want my help, not that Fisher-Price ‘My First Linux’ crap.

    rambaroo,

    Ubuntu LTS is the least stable LTS Linux distro I’ve ever used. There’s why I avoid Ubuntu. It isn’t about normies it’s about avoiding Canonical.

    ThatFembyWho,

    So I just spent the last day reading the Arch wiki on butt plugs. It is now fully configured and ready for use 🥴

    rtxn,

    You’re joking, but-- buttplug.io

    ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

    The second sentence on the website

    WELCOME STARDEW VALLEY AND ULTRAKILL PLAYERS! […] Check out Lovense, Kiiroo, Satisfyer and others for toys that will work with the game!

    > STARDEW VALLEY

    rtxn,

    Save up all of your starfruit wine for three years and turn it in at once to have your genitals tenderized into a fine paste.

    ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

    I haven’t played Stardew Valley. What does starfruit wine do? Does ot help you get especially romantic with Harvey or Leah?

    rtxn,

    It’s just very rare and expensive. Getting my starfruit plantation running turned me into the biggest kulak in town.

    ChaoticNeutralCzech,

    So… the sex toy integration is just about the money? Lame.

    rtxn,

    I have no idea what triggers what, I don’t have a smart buttplug

    ChaoticNeutralCzech,

    The game features relationship mechanics so I would imagine that it is linked to romantic pursuit.

    GreenMario,

    Ultrakill

    Explain. I’m a Boom shoot fan and this is on my wishlist after I clear a few in my backlog. Is Ultrakill popular with Butt Plug enthusiasts?

    ChaoticNeutralCzech,

    I am just as confused as you are. If anything, your knowledge of Ultrakill could clear things up.

    SaltyIceteaMaker,

    I think they implemented it just because they could. The developers of ultrakill are… Eccentric to say the least

    TacoNissan,

    This could unironically be useful for adult themed games lmao

    Evkob,
    @Evkob@lemmy.ca avatar

    The fact that this exists makes me so happy. I doubt I’d ever use a smart buttplug, but I’m oddly relived that those who want Bluetooth up their ass can do so using open-source software.

    ThatFembyWho,

    Wow I didn’t know I needed this, thanks

    LinyosT,

    Arch should be a megaphone so they can broadcast “I use Arch BTW” to all.

    Pirasp,

    The plug has a speaker inside that shouts it every time you fart

    LeaveITtoThePros,

    so…

    1000010325

    ?

    LinyosT,

    Yeah

    bravesirrbn,

    Not everyone’s thing, but if you’re into it, feels really good to use?

    _cnt0,

    Only one way to find out if you would like it …

    bitwaba,

    I know I like it. That’s why I have 2

    Wes_Dev,

    Interesting. Perhaps we should get together and compare distros, for purely academic reasons of course.

    MashedTech,

    I need then butt plug.

    BeatTakeshi,
    @BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world avatar

    I use lube btw

    Nelots,

    is it really Arch if you’re not going in dry?

    BeatTakeshi,
    @BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world avatar

    No, I am the pain in the Arch

    vox,
    @vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

    lube = archinstall

    DarkDarkHouse,
    @DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    aaaAAAAaarch

    Brkdncr,

    Isn’t that gentoo then?

    Pharmacokinetics,
    @Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

    If linux distros were WW2 tanks.

    Linux Mint - M4 Sherman
    Sturdy, reliable, easy to build and maintain

    Ubuntu - T-34
    Easy to build, does what you want it to but terribly unreliable and tends to break down after a while

    Arch - Tiger

    Hard to build and takes too long, works great in design but in practice it just breaks down, over riced causing it to be unstable

    Debian - Challenger

    The best, usable in any situation, fairly easy to build and mighty reliable.

    Linux Lite - M24 Chaffee

    Fast, small, easy to build and unusually reliable for a light distro.

    CentOS - Char B1

    Outdated but still a beast of a distro.

    Cipher22,

    I find Rocky not being here at all funny.

    guckfoogle,

    The fact you know this much about Linux distros and WW2 tanks might actually might actually make you the nerdiest of the nerds.

    Amends1782,

    Dude this is awesome, and as a Linux nerd and tank nerd, a great comparison!

    WolfhoundRO, (edited )

    Slackware - T-55 or M3 Stuart

    Outdated and should have been dead and gone a long time ago, but somehow still in service in a few places and stable

    seitanic,
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Sooo… Arch makes you horny?

    GreenMario,

    I thought that would be Hanna Montana Linux.

    Why are you booing? She’s legal now.

    Titou,
    @Titou@feddit.de avatar

    Gentoo would be the materials to make your own tool

    grue,

    Gentoo is the How To Make Everything Youtube channel.

    Linux from Scratch is Primitive Technology.

    badbytes,

    Yeah just some steel, a welder, and a grinder

    merc,

    Some iron ore, a ton of clay, and instructions on how to make a furnace.

    therafal,

    Wouldn’t that be LFS tho? With Gentoo, you should at least get a furnace and mold.

    merc,

    Probably. Maybe Gentoo is the one where you get the furnace and various molds for various tools, but you have to cast the tools yourself.

    PlasticExistence,

    The important thing is that Linux users are finally getting some outside time and fresh air.

    swab148,
    @swab148@startrek.website avatar

    Linux users touching grass challenge (impossible)

    bl4ckeagle,

    You got kinda an obsession with arch 😂 BTW im using Windows 11

    BananaOnionJuice,
    @BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    What “tool” should we then assign to Win11.

    • Inflatable mattress with a hole in?
    • Stop light at a roadside construction site?
    bl4ckeagle,

    Money Machine.

    Than 1 and 2

    RageAgainstTheRich,

    Chastity belt.

    HW07,
    therafal,
    _cnt0,

    I don’t know what I’m looking at here. I also don’t know if I want to know.

    GregorGizeh,

    Seems to be an asshole-mounted taco holder.

    therafal,

    A brass knuckle, asshole-mounted taco holder. With Jesus, so that you won’t forget about praying before eating.

    rtxn,

    I know that it’s Jesus.

    But I really REALLY want it to be Moses parting the sea.

    _cnt0,

    Ooooh, intriguing …

    hexabs,

    You’re forgetting Jesus

    Zehzin,
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    So did the person who made it

    TheFerrango,

    Always thank the Lord before eating

    grue,

    A kinky trailer hitch?

    qyron,

    Brass knuckles… with a jesus figure… and side bars… with an embossed “have a taco”…

    so… BDSM “furniture” tool? Perhaps maid?

    therafal,

    There are taco holders on the side bars too.

    qyron,

    And that.

    kttnpunk, (edited )
    @kttnpunk@lemmy.world avatar

    Everybody hates arch for no good reason, I’m so sick of seeing these ancient /g/ memes. The Linux community should have better things to do than shit on one of the most secure distros. Like, y’all realize backdoors are built into motherboards nowadays right? So sure, we need to be even more zealous, serious and loud if anything, but the infighting? The infighting is fucking childish.

    russjr08,
    @russjr08@outpost.zeuslink.net avatar

    They’re not hating on Arch, they’re “hating” on the small (but loud) group of people who have a superiority complex for just running Arch and doing it the manual way (and tends to see those who installed with archinstall as a cop-out).

    Just like the people who shit on those for using Windows.

    _cnt0,

    ancient /g/ memes

    Ancient maybe. But I only ever posted them to reddit. If you’ve seen them in /g/ that were reposts by other people.

    Like, y’all realize backdoors are built into motherboards nowadays right?

    True.

    So sure, we need to be even more zealous, serious and loud if anything, […]

    Zealot is like my middle name.

    […] but the infighting? The infighting is fucking childish.

    It’s just so much fun. Don’t you like fun?

    _cn zealot t0

    kttnpunk, (edited )
    @kttnpunk@lemmy.world avatar

    Well, okay so long as you’re having fun 🌈 ☺️

    _cnt0,

    Why, thank you! I have 🥰

    chandz05,

    Is this a new copy/pasta?

    fl42v,

    Ubuntu. Multitool. Yeah, funny

    _cnt0,

    I don’t know why, but it really is. You’d be surprised to see how many servers in the wild run ubuntu and how many docker images are based on ubuntu.

    SpaceNoodle,

    It’s because of laziness.

    GBU_28,

    There’s a difference between lazy and focused on other things.

    SpaceNoodle,

    Potato, tomato.

    dan, (edited )
    @dan@upvote.au avatar

    Docker images should really be distroless most of the time. There’s way too much junk in the majority of Docker images when in most cases, you really just need your app and whatever dynamic libraries or runtimes it requires (if you can’t statically compile it). You don’t need an OS in there!

    Also there’d be way more servers running Debian compared to Ubuntu.

    aniki,

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    @dan@upvote.au avatar

    Google’s distroless base images are based on Debian and are smaller than Alpine images.

    _cnt0,

    You often (if not most of the time) need some infrastructure in OCI containers (while we’re at it, let’s get rid of the misnomer Docker image). And that’s going to be some subset of a distribution hand-crafted for that purpose. Most of the time, that should be Alpine, because they provide the slimmest base image.

    dan, (edited )
    @dan@upvote.au avatar

    Most of the time, that should be Alpine, because they provide the slimmest base image.

    Distroless containers (e.g. github.com/GoogleContainerTools/distroless, Chiselled Ubuntu, etc) are often smaller than Alpine ones. Google’s smallest Debian-based one is around 2MB.

    I have a Dockerized C# app… I’m going to try .NET Native AOT (which was improved a lot in .NET 8, released today) to compile it into a self-contained binary, and see how well it works with a distroless base container.

    _cnt0,

    I’m curious to hear how that works out. I’m a big fan of C#; not so much the Microsoft ecosystem. I’d say for maximum scalability you’d want languages which compile to small binaries. So, Go, Rust, C++, C, and theoretically some others. The approach with Java and C# to bundle the framework, JIT, etc, and then try to shave off as much as you can get away with feels kind of backwards. And I get the excitement of the Java folks when they manage to create a self-contained binary with GraalVM and co of 12mb. Like, that’s impressive, but had you developed the same thing with Go it would be .5mb. Curious to see how .NET fares in that comparison to Java.

    Serdan, (edited )

    In the dotnet 8 announcement the brag is that a minimal web service will be 8.5 megs

    learn.microsoft.com/en-us/…/aspnetcore-8.0?view=a…

    HuntressHimbo,

    Its pretty apt because while you can technically use it to do a variety of things its almost always outclassed in any particular use

    c0mbatbag3l,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    Exactly, multi role and underpowered.

    merc,

    But, good enough for just about anything most people need to do on a daily basis. For anything else there’s specialized tools.

    jelloeater85,
    @jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

    You’re not going to win that argument on Lemmy about Ubuntu being a decent OS… Which it is ❤️

    EuroNutellaMan,
    @EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world avatar

    I’d love to agree but unfortunately with them pushing snaps I can’t. When I used snaps I found them to be extremely buggy and if I didn’t already know there were other distributions with other better package managers I would’ve straight up assumed it was a Linux problem and I’d just have gone back to windows. If there was no other Noob-friendly distro out there I could say “sure it’s an ok distro” but there are better alternatives that don’t do the same shitty decisions as canonical (like Linux Mint which is the one I recommend to every noob coming from windows or Pop_OS! for those who want something similiar to MacOS).

    swab148,
    @swab148@startrek.website avatar

    Just because it’s Lemmy, I’m gonna share my “shitty Ubuntu” story, which is less about Ubuntu being shitty and more about me being a noob.

    I had a 2004 MacBook that my grandmother gave me for college when she upgraded. I didn’t hate it, but this being my first experience with a laptop, when the bottom 2/3 of the screen started blinking in and out, I thought maybe it was a software problem, so with the help of an SD card and my buddy’s old CRT setup I downloaded Ubuntu onto a thumb drive. When I went back to my parents’ place I decided that that was the moment to install, because my dad was really into jailbreaking his iPhone at the time, so I thought it’d be cool if we did kinda similar things together. Unfortunately because I couldn’t see the bottom of the screen, I had no idea about the progress of the install, got impatient, and just decided to turn the thing off. This had the effect of deleting the partition tables, and it would have been like $200 to get a new hard drive. I would have paid it, but before I could, the guy I had helping me fix the thing moved away and took my lappy with him.

    jelloeater85,
    @jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

    Always love story time 🙌

    TrenchcoatFullofBats,

    Its pretty apt

    I see what you did there

    fl42v,

    Well, I didn’t see it from that point. Makes sense 🤣

    merc,

    And it’s popular, and it’s something non-Linux users might recognize.

    badbytes,

    Checking calendar to see if April 1st

    bitwaba,

    I’d have gone with a spork. Not particularly good at anything it was built to do, but functional enough to get the job done, and pretty straight forward to use.

    autokludge,
    @autokludge@programming.dev avatar

    Any wet meal you would have previously used a fork a spork/splade works better. It is the apex of TV dinner eating implements after hands only. 😉

    Rooty,

    Damn, maybe I should give Arch a try…

    _cnt0,

    Read the wiki before so you know how to use it without hurting yourself.

    Rooty,

    Go slowly and use plenty of lube, right?

    _cnt0,

    Also prewarm for maximum pleasure.

    eek2121,

    I use Arch, bt…fuck.

    _cnt0,

    It’s OK. There’s no kink shaming here.

    SpaceNoodle,

    *buttfuck

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