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ArmoredThirteen, in One Comment Chain to Rule Them All

Wonder if I can lure out the other obsessive respond chain community with something like “GROND and stone, yeaahhh!”

thanks_shakey_snake,

DID I HEAR A GROND AND STONE?

jerrythegenius,
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G R O N D A N D S T O N E

jerrythegenius, in One Comment Chain to Rule Them All
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G R O N D

Rudee,

G R O N D

burgermeister,

G R O N D ?

ajmaxwell, (edited )
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G R O N D

rustydomino,
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G R O N D

BigWheelPowerBrakeSlider, in Right?

Every single time. And forget about getting more than one use without cutting off a portion of the tip. That needle cap thing does nothing.

threelonmusketeers,

forget about getting more than one use

Do you store it in the fridge? I found that to greatly extend the shelf life of open tubes.

jubilationtcornpone, in Poor Choice of Venue

Dark Lords handing out rings is no basis for a system of government. I mean, If I went around saying I was an emperor just because a shape shifting necromancer lobbed some jewelry at me, they’d put me away!

Hazmatastic,

I just realized, that bit about being an anarcho-syndicalist community with an elected officer who is in charge for a period is pretty much how government worked in the Shire if I remember correctly.

Thavron, in A light in dark places, when all other light is out
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One of the bathrooms at my office has a fully enclosed “stall” and a urinal. But the sensor for the light is outside of the stall, and it’s only like 3 minutes. So when you’re in the middle of a number 2, you have to either do the rest in total darkness, or risk opening the door to give a wave to the sensor.

Track_Shovel,
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I guarantee they do that on purpose so you don’t ‘take too much time’

otherbarry,

LOL it almost sounds like they did that on purpose, that light could be configured to stay on longer but someone at your office doesn’t want that.

threelonmusketeers,

Have you ever shuffled out of the stall with your pants around your ankles, waved to the sensor, made eye contact with another person who was doing the exact same thing, and then shuffled back into the stall with an unspoken agreement to never speak about the incident again?

Thavron,
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I love the imagery here, but there’s only one stall, and you just need to open the door and stick your hand out for half a second.

Unforeseen, in A light in dark places, when all other light is out

Aziz! Light!

FatTony,

Aiya Eärendil, elenion ancalima!

kibiz0r, in A light in dark places, when all other light is out

My work used to have the bathroom on a one-minute timer, so you’d end up in the dark if you were too still at the urinal.

So you have to choose how you want someone to perceive you if they walk in while you’re mid-stream:

  • “Was this guy dancing while peeing or just shifting his weight a lot?”
  • The lights flickering for just a second as you frantically wave one hand over your head
  • A piss goblin who has fully embraced the darkness
Kusimulkku,

Wouldn’t everyone just know you’d be doing that because of the lights?

kibiz0r,

People that work there, yes. But it was next to a conference area which often had folks from out of town or external to the company. Dudes in suits who are just there to shake hands and give a presentation.

So imagine some highly honored guest chuckling with the CEO and then 5 seconds later opening the bathroom door to find a sweaty nerd in flannel flailing around at the urinal.

Kolanaki, in Hank has standards
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What was stopping Gandalf just opening a portal straight over the lava and tossing the ring in?

rustydomino,
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

Because Aperture Labs didn’t open until the 1950s duh.

MegaUltraChicken,

I blame Elrond. He should’ve drop kicked Isildur’s ass right into the volcano.

can, in Hank has standards
JCreazy,

Lol that was completely unexpected

jenny_ball,
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

lolll yes. i don’t know though it’s still a valid question. but i have to say, reading the novels, i didn’t really question it. however once i saw the films, i couldn’t help questioning it.

JCreazy,

I’ve always read that it was because the eagles were way too important to be a taxi service.

uid0gid0,
ooterness,

It’s my book, and they’ll walk if I tell them to!

rustydomino, in They are not for eating
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve not seen this meme format before but I’m really liking it! It’s more wholesome than the Captain America in an elevator template.

CaptnKarisma,

Thanks man its something I memesmithed back on another site I won’t mention. Not sure Lemmy has a meme template community but I could post the blank one in the feed maybe.

akincisor, in They are not for eating

Last frame needs to be dead Sean Bean. He needs to die in the memes too.

Viking_Hippie,

Otherwise, we can’t know for sure that it’s him.

NataliePortland, in They are not for eating
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Oh this one took me a minute- it’s half of a halfling!

itsnicodegallo,

Kind of weird to call them “hobbits” and then pivot to “halflings” when the joke relies on that as the setup.

florge,

Feel like if halflings was included in the setup then the punchline would be too obvious.

troyunrau, in The Beacon is Lit!
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Sam, what are you putting in my ass?

Po. Tay. Toes.

pachrist,

We are so close to birthing the worst hobbit foot fetish joke of all time.

aeronmelon,

Prostatoes.

Leate_Wonceslace, in The right way to deal with Bitcoin scammers
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The last time I got a text that was obviously from a scammer I beat them to the punch with “I have a big bitcoin mining project but I need seed money. Are you willing to invest?”

DacoTaco,
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Did it… Work?

Leate_Wonceslace,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

They stopped messaging me, so I guess.

DacoTaco,
@DacoTaco@lemmy.world avatar

One would argue that means it didnt work. You couldve gotten some coin lol :p

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Don’t think so. Asking for money seems to flip a switch on their “AI” and it gets very hostile, “this is my money, i have lots of it, it’s mine and you won’t have it”

MajorMajormajormajor, in The right way to deal with Bitcoin scammers

What’s bitcoin precious?

Klicnik,
@Klicnik@sh.itjust.works avatar

Digital beanie babies children can’t play with when they go out of vogue.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Bitcoin won’t go out of vogue, it’s better than ever for its intended purpose, buying hookers and drugs.

troyunrau,
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Tulips. Grow up, sell them, stick em in the dirt. But whatever you do, don’t invest in imaginary tulip futures.

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