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hobbicus, in For real tho

I highly recommend the Firefox extension “I still don’t care about cookies” as a great successor to the original

addons.mozilla.org/…/istilldontcareaboutcookies/

LemmyKnowsBest,

by the way, I’ve always been subconsciously curious but never asked anybody, what happens when we click “ok yes I accept cookies?” And What happens if we click " not ok, I don’t accept cookies?"

kamen,

Depends on the implementation. If you decline, it’s either 1) no cookies are written at all and you get promoted again the next time you visit that site or 2) a single cookie is written only remembering that you declined the prompt.

hOrni,

Does it work on Vivaldi?

hobbicus,
fluckx,

I think ghostery has an auto decline all that works on most websites.

randomaside, in Dreams reveal was lackluster..
@randomaside@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

What a nice drawing of Louis Cole (Knower)!

/s

CyberEgg, (edited ) in Me when my friends complain about Twitter/X being a cesspool

Weirdly, I see more people switching to the closed beta of BlueSky than Mastodon.

Edit: typos

M137,

Try reading what you’ve typed before submitting.

CowsLookLikeMaps,

Hey, everyone makes mistakes. No need to be rude. :)

voidMainVoid,

Bludsky sounds more awesome, tbh

CyberEgg,

Whoho, two minor typos make my text completely unreadable. lol

MossyFeathers, in My parents were watching the History Channel and needed to inform me of this amazing theory

Listen, I love ancient aliens stuff; it’s fun to speculate about. It sucks that people get fixated on the pyramids or Nazca lines though. There are other mysterious things that aren’t as easily explained by, “they used a bunch of slaves and some logs to stack stones”, why do people get so hung up on the pyramids?

wrath_of_grunge,
@wrath_of_grunge@kbin.social avatar

Right

There’s tons of legit stories and things that are a bit more interesting. Like Gobleki Tepe, or the creation story of the Ojibwa Indians.

MossyFeathers,

I just looked up the Ojibwa Indians and while I tend to try and be respectful of native/aboriginal religions, that, uh, that’s a pretty interesting story. Like, for those of y’all who haven’t looked it up, you should. It’s… Interesting.

It’s also fascinating to me because I’ve had a pet speculation that I like to entertain about “Xeno Christ”, which originated from my observation that the creation story in the book of Genesis is very similar to how we believe the universe came to be (scientifically speaking). It’s not a perfect 1:1, but if you use a little bit of creative license (like dinosaurs=birds, 'cause they kinda were), then it gets really close. The fact that the Ojibwa creation story seems to describe what we’d consider aliens kinda aligns with my speculation that many ancient religions were established as a message to humanity that was meant to persist as long as possible. Basically a mind virus that instructed people on how they should conduct themselves in order to be accepted by the greater galaxy/universe.

Imo, at the very least Christianity makes more sense when interpreted that way. The rules about what you can or can’t eat, what you wear, homosexuality, etc are more reasonable if you think of them not as a deity who cares about whether or not you stick your dick into another man’s butt, but instead instructions that attempt to warn humans away from behavior that’d potentially lead to parasites and STDs.

The concept of heaven and hell makes sense from the standpoint of establishing staying power as well as a way of discouraging immorality or potentially harmful behavior. It discourages certain behaviors because going to hell is a Big Deal. It also has staying power because, unlike an immediate threat, you can’t break a rule and then find out that there’s no one enforcing the rule. Additionally, by not using a karma system (what goes around comes around) but instead promising punishment after death, you solve the “billionaire problem” aka, “Zuckerberg is evil, why is he one of the richest men on the planet”. Finally, it gives a reason to continue in your beliefs and spread them as far as you can, because we as humans are (typically) empathetic and none of us want to see a favorite relative go to hell when we’re going to heaven or vice versa.

On a side note: it’s also kinda interesting that, according to the Objiwa story, one of the miigi was so spiritually powerful that they accidentally killed everyone in their presence. Kinda like how God is described in the old testament. Makes you wonder sometimes.

Tbh I don’t know if I actually believe any of it, but it’s fun to play with the idea.

Edit: damn, people here thinking humans had health classes and knowledge about microbiology 4000-something years ago. There’s the real ancient aliens shit LOL. Also, the Bible banned sodomy in general, which was defined as anything that wasn’t for the purpose of reproduction. That includes a man having anal or oral sex with his wife.

kzhe, in Great job

75% good… That’s acceptable.

veroxii, in If pants wore pants...

Asked my 10 year old. Definitely the right hand side. “Because on the left the pants are now shorts.”

Gormadt, in You liar!
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I see you bought a dryer that’s in Hawaiian time

No worries, just go with the flow it’ll work out

Fun fact though typically the last little bit of drying in the dryer is just cool down time, so just reach in there and grab those toasty boxers, you’ll be fine

db2, in Great job
drbluefall, in Great job
@drbluefall@toast.ooo avatar
Dehydrated, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.

There are solutions for all of these issues. You can use alternative frontends like Invidious or Piped, dedicated desktop apps like FreeTube or NewPipe and Libretube on Android to access YouTube without ads or tracking. You can also use throwaway email addresses to access websites that demand your email and there are privacy frontends for most social media sites (e.g. Libreddit for the site that shouldn’t be named, Nitter for the other site that shouldn’t be named, Proxitok for Tiktok, Proxigram for Instagram, etc.)

open_world, in Are you a microwave?
@open_world@lemmy.world avatar

I dunno about this. My microwave beeps 4 times.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

mine beeps only once but it’s a long one

sukhmel,

It still hasn’t stopped to this very moment

Psaldorn,
@Psaldorn@lemmy.world avatar

Mine goes DING

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Ok, Boomer.

Psaldorn,
@Psaldorn@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not showing off, I hate it. Stupid retro style clockwork. To do anything below 3 minutes you have to wind it over 3 minutes and back again. FUCK. And the red sticker that tells you that is unremovable, so the fucking retro style is ruined anyway. Hard to believe it was manufactured in this millennium.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I was kidding.

Psaldorn,
@Psaldorn@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not. I long for the days I had one that went beep.

SpezCanLigmaBalls,
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

Mine does 3

thefartographer,

Yeah it does 😏

Viking_Hippie,

Mine does one and then if I take too long opening it after that, it does two really huffy ones.

TimeSquirrel, (edited )
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Mine's an asshole and keeps beeping until you open the door.

dukk,

Mine does some, then waits, then does some again, until you open it. Terrible because there’s enough silence to ignore it, but the beeps are still often enough to be annoying, so your stuck in a constant indecision between getting up and opening the door, and just staying and working since it’s quiet now.

crandlecan, in Great job

Heil Hitler, huh? Fucking reptards 🤮🤮 Just die already - thanks, the rest of the world

EmperorHenry, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

freetube, libretube (on fdroid), nitter, and there’s others for services owned by facebook

starman2112, (edited ) in If pants wore pants...
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Did the pants on the left split its legs down the middle?

Taleya, in Great job

Awesome

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