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lemmiter, in Earth has a cold

I was a bit confused before checking the comments and thought that the meme is saying that 60° F is considered too cold for Brazil. I didn’t even consider 60° C as a possibility.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

yooo it’s in C?

Jax,

Due to humidity, it’s technically not 60 C but feels that way.

Silver lining, a Taylor Swift fan died from it. We can expect some kind of response from the hive.

Moose, in Well that's one way to ruin my day
@Moose@moose.best avatar

Shit, not quite as bad but this post reminded me I have clothes sitting in the dryer I wanted to hang up about 2 hours ago.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Do what I do- leave them in the dryer until you need to use the dryer for something else. Fuck the man!

herrvogel, (edited )

I once went on a 2-week vacation and forgot to take out the very full and very moist trash out of my nice and warm kitchen.

It was… thriving, when I returned. Hard to describe how disgusting it was. I actually threw up while cleaning it out.

chiliedogg,

I once forgot a pear in my pantry when I left town for 2 months.

When I came back it was a stem in a puddle of black liquid.

leaveWitX,

Although I often don’t pay attention to my personal hygiene, I am very concerned about whether the trash can is full.

gnomesaiyan, in The truth is still out there
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

Fermi Paradox. Are there aliens? Of course. Are they in our current time and local space? Probably not. It’s it fun to think about? Yes, that’s why science fiction exists.

DaCookeyMonsta,

More importantly, are they a lifeforms that we would even recognize as alive? The chances of an alien being humanoid are even slimmer. Then there’s whether they develop intelligence, whether they care about space, and whether they survive long enough to get anywhere.

Globulart,

If intelligent life exists anywhere else the biggest chance we have of finding anything would be a self sustaining vehicle sent off into space by them at some point. The chances of us being alive at the same time in close enough proximity to encounter each other is almost zero.

If a vessel could wander space endlessly we have a slightly bigger (but still almost zero) chance of encountering it.

DaCookeyMonsta,

The Old “will the Screensaver hit the corner” method

Globulart,

Nono I said ALMOST zero

Beetschnapps,

This was one of the only cool parts of the film Oblivion. Basically if an intelligence can cross that distance to us it would likely be a digital intelligence. That and if you want to fuck humanity without touching them, crack the moon.

THE_STORM_BLADE,

Counterpoint, why do dolphins and sharks look so alike when they have a completely different phylogenetic tree? They separately developed traits that were very well suited to the medium of water. Convergent evolution means that it isn’t entirely unlikely that whatever we may find has similar traits to beings on earth, because we all exist in a universe of solids, liquids, and gasses.

Gabu, (edited )

Counter-counterpoint: both species come from the same tree of life, several of their traits taken for granted come from previous species’ adaptation, e.g. bilateral symmetry. When you see, say, a molusk with the same bodyplan as a shark, we can talk about it being a common possibility.

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

What about the whole crabification thing?

Gabu,

While carcinisation does exist as a phenomenon, I believe all examples involve animals of the same order, i.e. it’s even less extreme than comparing a shark and a dolphin.

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Ah fair enough.

sciencesebi,

It’s a fair point, but I guess we would recognise them, especially if carbon-based.

Think of another issue. We evolved in 6 million years. Assuming it takes 4 billion for the planet to form and organisms to form, that means there’s 8 bln years where civ can start. What’s the chance that they are at a similar tech level as us? Really small.

Do you stop to talk to an ant on a field trip?

GTG3000, (edited ) in venture capitalism goes brrr

Personally hate the change to the swipe. I get that on some huge servers people probably use the “reply” feature a lot, but I definitely don’t have so much use for it as to give up the nice, coherent and logical UX of “channel/server list is on the left, user list is on the right, just swipe to them”.

IMO, swiping should be for navigating UI, not interacting with individual items. Now there’s a useless thing on the swipe and I have to reach to the top of the screen if I want to check who’s online and in the channel. Annoying.

That and the new DM screen doesn’t use swipe right as navigation, it’s just a “back” button now. Can’t quickly look at the DM list and go back to your conversation by swiping right-left any more. Literal lazy design because this is an easier way to program that interaction.

Don’t care super much about the DM button moving, it’s more convenient to access but breaks the UI paradigm. Shrug.

Oh, and the “midnight” theme is not new, you could use it for years now in the old versions.

corvid_of_the_night,

You hate the swipe to reply feature because you find it incoherent.

I hate it because I used to stim around with it.

We’re not the same. :P

GTG3000,

Oh I absolutely used to stim with it :D

My fingers do random swipes all the time, so it’s annoying.

Sotuanduso, in Continuous calculation

And of course, doing so is what keeps you awake and keeps the number getting smaller.

Some more sleeping tips:
Stay off your phone.
If you have to do something but don’t want to because you’re going to interrupt your sleep progress, just do it and don’t worry about it as long as you take less than 15 minutes.
Stay out of bed when you’re not trying to sleep. Condition yourself to associate your bed solely with sleep.
Keep your alarm clock across the room so you have to get up to snooze it. Disable voice snoozing. Then you won’t have to worry about sleeping through it.

Da_Boom,
@Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Read a book for at least half an hour with a warm white book lamp (or if using a backlit eReader, use the warmest temperature setting on the backlight).

If you have RGB LEDs, set them to red when it gets close to bedtime as well.

ZeroTHM, in I might move again. (Or not)

“If you don’t like how we do it, go make your own” is the biggest cop out.

spacesweedkid27, in I'm Sadman
Gabu,

Man man

LodeMike, in Unbelievable
  1. 2024 is a leap year.
Turious, in Well that's one way to ruin my day

White vinegar, run them again. All good.

vivadanang,

would add baking soda but yeah, it gets the funk out.

eclectic_electron,

The baking soda will just neutralize the vinegar though? And you’ll get salt water? Vinegar is good at getting smells out though.

PullUpCircuit,

I personally use the vinegar instead, but one or another will do the trick.

But like you said, both at once make salt water, which is less effective at killing germs and removing funk.

vivadanang,

it reacts. I can’t explain the precise chemistry behind the reaction, but it breaks organic deposits / stains / crud and actually gets funky smells out of the wash. works better than any off the shelf product I’ve tried.

vivadanang,

not sure on the precise chemistry involved in the reaction, but it works like a charm for getting stains and smells out of laundry, and takes smells out of counters etc. w/o using harsh chemicals. you should give it a try.

general_kitten,

baking soda+ vinegar makes carbon dioxide, water and sodium acetate

Omega_Haxors, in Unbelievable

The importance of incorporating negatives into your sine function.

cashews_best_nut, in Tick tock...

Skill issue. I’m unemployed, so no return to office.

FriendBesto, in Happy Christian Pride Month!

Happy Saturnalia!

riquisimo, in a real feel good story

I do not know what movie this is.

calabast,

Misery

qooqie,

“Misery”, it’s not a hallmark movie lol. It’s a horror movie where the women traps an author in her home through various means that I won’t say so I don’t spoil it.

funkajunk,
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idunnololz, in Unbelievable
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Tbf those hoose lights are neutral colored so they can be for any holiday like new years.

tdawg, in Tick tock...

Are you kidding me? Literally no one else is at the office rn. I get a whole week of “work” by myself. Then after that my real vacation begins. It’s like a double vacation

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