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promitheas, in Apes gone
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Just in here to compliment your username :)

Maultasche,

Oya Manda!

Vode_An,

Thanks!

demonen, in oh no a kid somewhere is saying 'rizz' what will I possibly do
@demonen@lemmy.ml avatar

In high school, me and my fellow outcast friends made our own slang. The idea what to make it so mind numbingly cringe that even using our slang to mock us would be social suicide for the cool kids. I don’t know if that last part worked, but we were pretty damn cringe.

I’d give examples, but it’s all in Norwegian, and incredibly cringe.

spauldo, in >Seduce

Ask to borrow his lighter, light up a smoke, and then talk about classic cars. Now you’re friends.

Nakoichi,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

Walking up to the giant cigarette smoking fish inside a fish monster and asking it for its thoughts on historical and dialectical materialism.

EnderMB, in What now?

That’s me waiting for more episodes of Hajime No Ippo.

essellburns, in If you know you know

You’re beautiful because of how you look Vs you’re beautiful despite how you look. 🙄

StalksEveryone, in Slightly skanky
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

what even is that thing shopping? a salamander?

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

It’s a flork

31337, in Sugar, spice and too little nice

Just looked up polls, and more than half of boomers answered that “climate change should be a top priority.” A higher percentage of millennials believe that than Gen Z, which is surprising to me (and a bit worrying).

intrepid,

It’s likely that GenZ is just fatigued and apathetic to climate change. They might have just resigned to their fate, knowing the world governments and greedy corporate vermin won’t let anything meaningful happen in their lifetime.

Nimux, in Medieval Docs had it pretty good

The next level is banishing the Jewish community to avoid repaying your debts as a king.

dauerstaender, in Slightly skanky

I like my oil extra nasty

BossDj, in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

So true but WHY

OsrsNeedsF2P,

Because you don’t have a sleep schedule

verdigris,

Bruh I go to bed and wake up at the same time for two years and this still happens

BossDj,

Same

franklin,
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

It’s because your bodies circulation rhythm is different from the sleep schedule imposed on you, I have the same issue

Buttons,
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

I’d like to sleep from about 2 to 10-2 every night. Society doesn’t like this though.

Akareth,

your body’s* circulation rhythm

noughtnaut,
@noughtnaut@lemmy.world avatar

*circadian

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Gambling is addictive

who tf gambles on sport (probably why they are advertising on tv)

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Poor people

“Bet $5 get $250 in free bets if you lose!”

Shit is predatory as hell and is trying to get folks addicted.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

their main competitor is casinos that absolutely destroy them in marketshare

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

I feel like alot of em are casinos, Ceasars Sports book and Bet MGM come to mind.

BolexForSoup,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

that absolutely destroy them in marketshare

For now. The gap is shrinking YoY at an alarming rate. Sports gambling has been growing over 10% annually for a few years now.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Wait, that sounds like a pretty sweet deal...

pete_the_cat,

Lots of people. Probably the same people that play Fantasy Football.

People will literally gamble on anything.

Socsa,

Fantasy football is literally a 20 year plan to create a childhood gambling pipeline, which they finally pulled off with the recent rounds of regulatory capture.

pete_the_cat,

Apparently it’s been a thing since the 50s, I only remember hearing about it about 15 years ago.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Bet.

wait no

wildginger,

Gambling on sports is one of the oldest types of gambling.

And, look. If you have the cash to spare, and gambling isnt a vice for you, it is kinda fun. Thats kinda the problem, its easy for the average person to get into it with some friends as a way to have more fun watching the game only for that to be the first domino.

BolexForSoup, (edited )
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

It is an unbelievably massive, multi-billion dollar industry that is rapidly growing in the US right now. A number of states have relaxed their laws about online gambling and sports books, we are going to see a whole new generation of addicts. Every single fraternity at American universities has a point person at this stage. Many did prior they just did it on the sly.

Caesars Sportsbook just bought the sponsorship for the NFL stadium out from Mercedes in my city. You cannot go a quarter-mile without seeing a billboard about it. YouTube is flooded with it if it detects I’m in my home state. It’s relentless now. And if it’s not Caesar’s palace bombing me with ads, it’s draft kings.

FlexibleToast,

A lot of sports fans do, and then statisticians take them to the bank.

dojan, in Gambling is addictive
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Gambling shouldn’t be advertised. Swedish radio advertisements is 70% gambling, and the remaining 30% is sex toys and car related services.

Mr_Blott,

Interesting that all 3 will fuck you at some point tho

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

So that’s how the air filter got in my rectum! Case closed boys.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

You mean… That’s not what it’s for?

VikingHippie,

It can be a little bit for that, as a treat.

OutlierBlue,

Let’s be honest, some of us could really use an air filter up there.

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t think it’ll stop ass gas

VikingHippie,

It’s worth a try, depending on relative dimensions and lube supply 🤷

OutlierBlue,

Definitely not, but it might make it less toxic for everyone else. Like a catalytic converter for your anus.

Fosheze,

Oh my god. A butt plug that contains something that breaks down the fart smell. From what I can tell the stink component of farts (hydrogen sulfide) can react with a carbon catalyst and oxygen to produce elemental sulphur and water. So you just need a butt plug with an activated charcoal filter plus something to bind the sulphur to eliminate the smell. Even better, because your fart is passing through the chambers of the butt plug there will be no noise. So every fart will be silent and stinkless.

superguy,

Good reddit humor.

pete_the_cat,

Heh you guys have sex toy advertisements on the radio? Were too prude for that in the US, instead we have prescription drug ads everywhere.

Cookiesandcreamclouds,

Sex toys? Blasphemy! Killing yourself with prescriptions? Perfectly fine!

pete_the_cat,

Side effects may include shitting yourself in public, a horrible lingering stench that you can’t get rid of, eyeballs popping out, ears flapping, nose elongation, heart attack, stroke, and death. As your doctor about it today!

Mozingo,
@Mozingo@lemmy.world avatar

Y’all don’t hear ads for stuff like Adam & Eve? Here in Texas we have ads for drugs and sex toys lol

WYLD_STALLYNS,
@WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Drugs and sex toys are very Christian /s 😂

Reminds me of the states most common porn searches one year, where incest was top result in Utah. I think it was top a few years in a row.

pete_the_cat,

I’ve seen/heard a few ads for them, but it’s not really common. Also I rarely listen to the radio anymore.

MelodiousFunk,
@MelodiousFunk@kbin.social avatar

nonspecific positive imagery and music

Ask your doctor about [results of syllable dartboard] today.

mindbleach,

Use of Etoinshrdlu has been associated with limbic inversion, salt allergy, cochlear displacement, loss of nostrils, and adult onset illiteracy. Do not take Etoinshrdlu if you are allergic to Etoinshrdlu. I’m a designer drug spokesman and even I can’t believe we have to say that. Do not continue using Etoinshrdlu if you experience death.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

My favorite is, “dont take insert drug name if you are allergic to insert drug name

ricecake,

They do that to make the list long enough that you tune it out. They have to list the downsides , and are only able to mention benefits that have been proven to help with approved uses.
They don’t have to communicate the actual likelihood of the risks or benefits, or communicate the risks in a way that conveys their gravity.

So they can leave out the part where most insomnia medication only gets you 15 more minutes of sleep, and lump the 75% chance it’ll leave you so groggy the next day you can’t drive a car in with “if you’re allergic to it, taking it is bad”.
Because you were warned. “Most people will experience improved sleep duration. May cause lingering fatigue. Do not take if you are allergic to it”.

VikingHippie,

Speaking of the syllable dartboard, one of my favourite buzzfeed style quizzes from back when everyone was still doing them was called

PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE OR LORD OF THE RINGS CHARACTER

I’m pretty sure five or so people out of thousands got all of them right 😂

Jamie,
@Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

Ask your doctor if Boromir is right for you.

VikingHippie,

Ever since I started taking Celeborn, my poops have been magnificent!

pete_the_cat,

One does not simply walk in the pharmacy and demand drugs.

Shialac,

At least in germany its illegal to advertise prescription drugs

Viking_Hippie,

Same here in Denmark 🤜🤛

onion,

But we have a huge market for snake oil

maccentric,

Ask your doctor if snake oil is right for you!

pimeys,

Yep. I had a very bad cough years ago, and couldn’t sleep. My doctor asked if I’m interested in homeopathy. I laughed so hard that I started coughing really violently, and walked home with a codeine prescription that helped me over that flu.

wildginger,

Everything okay, sweden?

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

I belive we have really strict gambling laws, one of the reasons we never got arcade halls here. Online casinos and such don’t count though, it seems. It feels like half a dozen pop up each week.

Socsa,

Sweden has blackjack tables outside the bathroom in lots of bars so you can play while standing in line. Or at least they did the last time I was there.

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, and my go to Chinese restaurant had two slot machines. They can have these things but they can’t be the primary income of the establishment.

Ergo no casinos or arcade halls, but blackjack at a bar is fine.

GreyEyedGhost,

I love the idea of equating arcades with gambling. In one you will always lose your money, and the better you are the longer you can play. In the other, the skill element is much less relevant.

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

I legit never understood that one myself. I think it’s a mix of laws that make it infeasible.

Game machines are not allowed to be an establishments main source of income. This I think is targeted at gambling machines, slots and the like, because gambling is heavily regulated by the state, but naturally that also made arcades nigh impossible to run.

I believe there’s also some sort of law about the amount of such machines an establishment may have. Again, to prevent casino type establishments from existing. You can’t really run an arcade hall with two or three machines.

Then a more recent law enforces such machines to also give you a receipt? I dunno I didn’t read too closely, but I suppose machines of that kind don’t tend to have that sort of functionality meaning if you wanted to have an arcade hall here you’d need to custom order the machines.

It’s just not economically feasible.

And the most ridiculous thing is that while there’s not much in the way of physical gambling here, there are so many internet casinos I can’t properly convey how ridiculous it is. Like imagine an incredulous amount and it’s still more than that.

And the government is perfectly okay with that. They’re such incompetent buffoons.

UnverifiedAPK,

Is listening to the radio still popular in Sweden or is it dying off like in the US?

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

My roomie’s a trucker, he listens to the radio a lot. Otherwise I’ve no idea, don’t think you listen to the radio outside of when you’re in a car.

Discombobulated_Back,

My mother hears radio all day, cause its to quite at home if no one else is home and except that, the only place is car and at work but its mostly so loud at work or so much intergerence that you cant hear a thing. And maybe the super market if i dont have my own headphones on i get blasted with advertising radio of the supermarket. Nowhere else i hear radio.

KpntAutismus,

“i wonder why everyone hates watching ads”

Cruxifux, in Apes gone

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kratoz29, in What now?
@kratoz29@lemm.ee avatar

That will be me when Attack on Titan ends this Nov 4.

kamehameherp, in What now?

I honestly don’t know what I’ll do when One Piece ends, I’ve been watching it for the majority of my life.

kratoz29,
@kratoz29@lemm.ee avatar

Rewatch?

Wait for Netflix to finish the adaptation? /s

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