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hungryphrog, in The Last Song of the Kauai O'o Bird

haha girl dumb and shallow boy deep and quirky I’m so original

Raz, in those ppl...

I don’t need it! I can stop whenever I want, man!

Karcinogen, in World attention

What ever became of the Free Hong Kong protests?

Peaty,

They got cancelled due to COVID and police violence.

whileloop,
@whileloop@lemmy.world avatar

We forgot them, and now Hong Kong is just as repressed as the rest of China.

chuckleslord,

Kind of hard to keep a protest going through covid and also anyone who says anything being arrested

Gigan,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

China won

SuckMyWang,

Hollywood lied to me

BruceTwarzen, in The History Channel logic

Is that accurate tho? I tried watching that show, but even high as fuck i was just too annoyed by these wackjobs.

Letstakealook,

I used to live getting high and watching ancient aliens. Those motherfuckers were so earnestly stupid, I found it really entertaining. That was 15 years ago, so the show probably got much worse as time went on, given the limited nature of the subject.

Siethron, in 30's wheel of pain

Dude you have to exercise and stretch. I actually went to a “movement specialist” personal trainer for a couple of sessions and that helped a lot. My near constant back pain is non-existent now.

Rolando,

Personal trainers are awesome. If you can’t afford one:

  1. find a friend to work out with. Preferably at your same physical level. Look for workouts or support online.
  2. get as much medical care as you can afford. A lot of small problems in your 30s can turn into big problems in your 40s.
eestileib,

Good suggestions, the key is to break a sweat as many days as you can, consistently and sustainably.

Another option is taking tai chi, yoga, or shotokan with a good instructor; good instructors can be hard to find though.

All three of those have really helped me at different times, particularly with posture and movement (tai chi the most, but it takes the longest to actually be able to do it).

Never done Pilates but I’ve heard very positive things about it.

poinck,

Yes, Pilates is great! Still need to find a new course for after work (old one is not campatible with my work hours anymore), but at least 34 km on 3 to 4 days by bike is my current workout. Don’t do home office unless you use the time saved for something like Pilates, jogging or other recommandations from above.

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Pilates taught me how weak all my smaller stabilizing muscles are

2ncs, in those ppl...

Personally, there are some smaller communities that exist on Reddit that just don’t exist on Lemmy, or have inactive communities. The other option for some of those communities is Twitter, so I’d much rather just check Reddit. I also don’t expect my local towns subreddit to move to Lemmy from Reddit. I think it’s less about returning to Reddit and more so wanting to participate in small communities that exist in Reddit.

codblopsii, in The History Channel logic

Had someone I grew up with call their white friend a caregiver and me (black) a drug dealer. Both grow weed. I don’t talk to that bitch anymore

hungryphrog, in *monch*

fuck ne*tle

themusicman,

Yeah those plants are prickly af /s

TotallyNotSpez, in those ppl...

I’m totally not on Reddit.

incendiaryperihelion,

hmmmm…

neumast,

Also you are totally not spez!

NoIWontPickaName,

Obviously

EherVielleicht,
TotallyNotSpez,

Cool, I got my own meme now! ^^

iamjackflack,

Ditto. I also jumped ship and have not gone back. I barely even click on any of the links here to go back to old reddit

Omega_Haxors, in World attention

I’m starting to think that the american media just focuses on whatever war is most advantageous for the american empire at the time.

Peaty,

It’s whatever is new and will get attention.

rgb3x3,

Since always

SwampYankee,

Surely not!

rockerface, in That can only mean one thing

Hey guys, did you know…

name_NULL111653,

…that in terms of human compatibility…

WalrusDragonOnABike,

...Grapploct is in the human-like egg group...

Cysioland,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

…that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that’s not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won’t mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

nevemsenki, in lots of homework....

Ah, the good old times when I had to find and commission someone with a CD burner to copy Red Alert for me…

dan1101,

I was a bit before that, my group of friends liberally shared 5 1/4" floppies with C64 games on them. I also remember a demo being passed around where someone (not one of my friends) managed to encode about 10 scratchy seconds of “Why can’t this be love?” by Van Halen onto a 360K floppy disk and it was amazing at the time.

nevemsenki,

As far as C64 goes, when I was young there were radio broadcasts with C64 games. You’d record them on tape and then put that in the comodore…

Valmond,

Yep. And it never worked 😅

nevemsenki,

Yup! But at least that tradition went on for a while. Just like a 3.5" disk failing… when your game was a single RAR file split over 15 of them.

Valmond,

Oh I remember bringing not one, not two but three pirated 5.25" disks home from the only other C64 person in the village! 3km in the cold on my crappy bicycle.

Coming home the cold had made them all making read errors aaargh but then they thawed up and all worked perfectly well, I remember one was a sort of platformer where you had to walk on the different ingredients of burgers to make them fall down an well … make burgers.

That was really a nice time to be alive.

FrickAndMortar,

Burger Time! That’s my teenage kid’s favorite stand-up arcade game, we still see them around once in a while!

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BurgerTime

Valmond,

Ha ha yeah that’s the one, forgot about that little hard to use, pepper spray lool!

Quill0,
@Quill0@lemmy.digitalfall.net avatar

Damn. A friend asked me to recover his and his brother’s c64 floppy collection of like 200 disks. I got several including his porn collection

Ryan213, in 30's wheel of pain
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

It’s all purple when you hit 40.

psud,

46 and no random pain :P

June,

Happening for me in march. I can’t wait /s

I’m making sure to take the time to really enjoy when my body doesn’t hurt because I know there’ll be a time in my life when that’s not the case anymore. I’ve always dealt with pain, but I know my shit’s been amateur hour.

Lifebandit666,

Feb for me.

My wife has crippling Endometriosis so I’ve always been the one that’s not hurting, but I feel like a whiney little bitch when I am in pain just because she’s living with lifelong pain.

Her loss is my gain though, she gets the strong pain killers, so if I have half her dose I’m getting twice the over the counter dose.

getyarn.io/…/b6bf46ad-719f-4639-9a1e-c69423bb4aed

This is how I think I’ll be in 5 years

VubDapple, in those ppl...

That’s how it works in most abusive relationships. The perpetrator behaves terribly and then is forgiven. Like the tide coming in each time the abuse is worse, more damaging or in this case more demeaning, but the cost of exiting the relationship is too high because it means to become alone and people hate loneliness more than being shit upon so they complain and stay and hope that this time it will be better even though if they think about it they know it won’t be.

treadful, in New Instagram logo just dropped
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

I have no idea what that could be but I know it’s a trick. Wonder how long I’ll last…

GenderNeutralBro,

Never heard of this before. I just searched for “dubai meme” and got my answer safely. From knowyourmeme.com/memes/dubai-porta-potty :

About
Dubai Porta Potty is a slang term for a woman who purportedly allows Dubai billionaires to defecate into her mouth for large sums of money. In late April 2022, an NSFW and NSFL video of a man defecating into a woman’s mouth began trending on TikTok and Twitter, generating discussions, memes and reaction videos referencing the viral video. According to the rumored backstory, the clip depicts a billionaire committing the act on a prostitute. Discussion of the video was shared under the hashtag .

Origin
Rumors of models agreeing to perform deeply scatological and fetishistic sex acts in exchange for large sums of money have appeared online since roughly 2015. Mentions of “Dubai Porta Potty” have appeared as early as December 29th, 2015, on 4chan.[2] The blog “TagTheSponsor” operated from 2015 to 2019, and the runner would pretend to be a Dubai billionaire offering women money in exchange for sex, sometimes including scatological sex acts, and post the conversations.[3] On April 24th, 2019, Redditor Dhall15 posted a Starter Pack meme about women returning from Dubai smelling poorly (shown below).

FeetinMashedPotatoes,

Jesus fucking Christ

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Well that’s horrible. How much money?

new_guy,

If you have to ask you can’t afford it

WalrusDragonOnABike,

We can after receiving the money.

IHateReddit,

no, they’re asking how much money you get

dutchkimble,

20 bucks per plonk

treadful,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

It’s always scat.

SkybreakerEngineer,

Da dwee da da da dwee dow

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