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KpntAutismus, in Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Now I cry on company time

jesus christ, just start a union. unionized companies habe so much better wages. at least where i live.

CassowaryTom, in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

I get it, but maybe dont post just to be posting? The internet misses you, but it will get along OK without you for a day or two while you think of something relevant to anything.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

You think I’m posting just to post?

Tom, you deeply misunderstand.
I post out of necessity.
I post to fill the gargantuan void in my being, created by self-loathing and a massive inferiority complex.
I post out of soul crushing boredom.
I post for the respite my memes offer to millions of introverts, who would rather light themselves on fire, than attend another office meeting
I post to shout into the abyss, and to tell it that it cannot have my soul, my creativity, or the surrender of my will just yet.

but mostly…

I post, just because I really, really like memes

CassowaryTom,

Oh shit. I would give you my usual “Sorry for being a dick, I had a few too many last night” but that was actually kind of inspiring. In this case I’m glad I drew something beautiful from tour soul by being a douche.

homoludens, in Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Now I cry on company time

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime,

that was a poem from a simpler time.

Boss makes a dollar, we don’t make jack,

that’s why we fight to take the means back!

TexMexBazooka,

Boss makes a million, I make a buck That’s why we steal the catalytic converter off the company truck

ooterness, in Existential Crisis

Why does the fake skeleton have little bone ears?

mo_lave,

To make it look more like a dog

Fiivemacs,

Assuming that’s a pug, they don’t even look like real dogs with their meat on them.

hunter2, in I want to see that in colour.

This meme jut keeps giving.

Igloojoe, in Waaaaah shrimp fried rice has always been celebrated for its excellence

Why is the plate food drawn with crayons?

GrammatonCleric, in Great, now it’s stuck in my head : I’m blue, dadodidadoda dadodidadodaaaa🎶
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

“In the meantime, here’s a pair of 3D glasses to help groom yourself properly”

photonic_sorcerer, in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yeah okay but i know this frog from my childhood so extra points for op

IndiBrony, in Huzzah!
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

I fart in your general direction!

radioactiveradio, in The size of a what

Is it heavier than feathers tho?

huge_clock,

What size of feather?

Madison420,

XXL small.

radioactiveradio,
huge_clock,

Then no.

dan1101, in Given all the accurate predictions of the Simpsons and Futurama

I think since his early Life in Hell comics he just has had a keen satirical and critical mind and sees how often life is stranger than fiction.

theletterw, in Great, now it’s stuck in my head : I’m blue, dadodidadoda dadodidadodaaaa🎶

I feel like Toons get this illness and treatment.

Lord_ToRA, in Great, now it’s stuck in my head : I’m blue, dadodidadoda dadodidadodaaaa🎶
@Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar

In the second panel he’s yellow, magenta, and cyan. No green at all. Which is more accurate because color mixing for emitted light is different than reflected light.

mbp,
@mbp@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

To add to this, the green that you see is from the offset of primary colors creating the dark patch underneath. Since the magenta is nudged in the positive y direction and the blue is nudged in the negative y direction (and a slight positive x), we get a cool color mixing effect where the dark hues from his hair are present on his neck but it is without the magenta being mixed in. So all we get is the product of strong quantities blue and yellow which is green! Even more apparent due to the situational contrast.

AaronMaria,

He would also die if he was green.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

🎵I’m blue, if I were green I would die, if I were green I would die…🎵

tilcica,

for those who dont know, additive color mixing is used for monitors, TVs cameras and the such that add different colors together to compose new colors (RGB spectrum). subtractive color mixing is used in our eyes, printers, hand written text, etc (CYMK spectrum)

Mr_Fish, (edited ) in Great, now it’s stuck in my head : I’m blue, dadodidadoda dadodidadodaaaa🎶

Yo listen up here’s a story

FUCKRedditMods, in Great, now it’s stuck in my head : I’m blue, dadodidadoda dadodidadodaaaa🎶

Ahem, daBAdee daBAda

HerbalGamer,

Absolutely correct. I came here to tell them off but thank you for doing it for the rest of us.

foggy,

Woot oor you twoo toolking aboot? OP hod it obsolutely correct

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