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psycho_driver, in HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Oh lawdy.

jimmydoreisalefty, in *Violet explosion in background*

Should have listened, hahaha

Happened so much they made a song to warn them…

If you are wise you’ll listen to me


The oompa loompa song =)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=APj2ArUy6v4

Willy Wonka 1971 Oompa Loompa Song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkC8wPSmcPg

paysrenttobirds, in *Violet explosion in background*

Haha, I thought you meant the loopmas, which is funny, too

Adalast, in Dear bosses everywhere,

This is all well and good, but remember that stereotypically they think that the latter is ok too.

psycho_driver, in Life of Pi.

The roles here are reversed. Cat fearfully living at the front of the boat, afraid human will eat it.

iAmTheTot, in *Violet explosion in background*
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For the record, none of the children die.

XTornado,

Yeah they survive… But with some lasting effects that might not be great…

rotopenguin,
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I don’t remember a whole lot of children surviving. They mostly got hauled off screen as some horrifying casualty, and that was that.

Darkassassin07,
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I can’t recall with the new one, but the old version; Charlie, Gpa Joe, and Williy Wonka could see the other (umm… modified?) kids leaving the factory with their parents during the glass elevator ride once they bust out through a skylight.

lud,

All the children survive in the new one: youtu.be/hIA6ll3GMeA

Darkassassin07, (edited )
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Damn, my memory’s worse than I thought.

That was the scene I was thinking of and playing the old version now; the elevator ride once it leaves through the roof is just a few remarks about the surroundings like ‘look grandpa there’s my school’, and Wonka telling Charlie he’s giving him the factory. Roll credits, no info on the other kids.

proper, in D and D had multiple 10 episode seasons to get it done. Lucas did it in three movies.
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haven’t seen this douche in a while. imho people should cover his stupid face with the face of whoever the meme is referencing 🤷‍♂️

AlligatorBlizzard,
Wogi,

This meme is accurate and I regret my decisions.

Wogi,
gayhitler420, in Bye Felicia

I don’t understand, is this supposed to say that grad is nazis? They’re very explicit about not allowing nazis and adjacent stuff.

rynzcycle, in D and D had multiple 10 episode seasons to get it done. Lucas did it in three movies.

It's like a hurdles race for toddlers. Its literally just a bar on the ground to hop over, and they still sometimes fail.

rotopenguin, in *Violet explosion in background*
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Here have your 👍 for the “typo”

Pyr_Pressure, in The NYC subway banned dogs on trains unless they fit into a small bag, so this guy trained his Pitbull to sit in a small bag.

Well, pitbulls aren’t dangerous, bad trainers with a pitbull are dangerous.

This guy is clearly a good trainer with a pitbull.

jackpot,
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dogshit take

BigBananaDealer,
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what does this mean? take someones dogs shit? the dog took a shit? use more words please

Cockmaster6000,

Are you saying that pits are trained to be dangerous, or that they are dangerous unless properly trained?

zaph,

I’m not who you asked but it’s been 4 hours and I don’t think they’re coming back. Imo pits are dangerous unless properly trained. I have 2 I rescued as puppies and if I let them do whatever the fuck they wanted they’d either he shot or put down by now. They’re good dogs but require attention or else they’ll be bad dogs. Kind of like huskies.

Ilovethebomb, in America is Socialist for War

I don’t think OP grasps the concept of having allies, to be honest.

stebo02,
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are Israel our allies and if so why are we allied to facism

optissima,

Because America is also fascist

akariii,

what many people dont understand is that foreign policy isn’t about morals, it’s about power. capitalism too isn’t about capital, its about power. that’s why the capitalist class’ interests often aligns with interests of fascists. when money stops securing power, the capitalists will try to maintain it by any means necessary

velox_vulnus, (edited ) in *Violet explosion in background*

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  • flicker,

    This is intentional.

    Varyk,

    That’s literally their backstory in the novel afair.

    ikidd,
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    Jesus, there are people that just need to shoehorn in some moralizing in every goddamn thread, isn’t there?

    Thanks for that hot take.

    seitanic,
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    The illustrations in the original book were very…um… politically incorrect.

    Sallp,
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    I have read that the Oompa Loompas were originally just black people and even for the time the publisher thought that was a bit much.

    AdlachGyfiawn,
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    They were changed from African pygmies in later versions of the book. You can still find early copies which describe them explicitly as such:

    Willy Wonka tamped down speculation that he made them of chocolate. “They are real people! They are some of my workers!” He advised the group that these tiny black people had been “Imported direct from Africa!” They belonged to “a tribe of tiny miniature pygmies known as Oompa-Loompas. I discovered them myself. I brought them over from Africa myself—the whole tribe of them, three thousand in all. I found them in the very deepest and darkest part of the African jungle where no white man had ever been before.

    SaltyIceteaMaker, in O.o

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    cyberpunk007, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

    I love how people just come up with this shit with their knowledge of their local area. Any train here requires driving to, and does not come and go frequently, and takes longer. Our infra is terrible.

    On the flip side, some places have awesome infra and I wish I had that. I’d prefer to pedal bike if I could. But where I’m at you’re very likely to be killed without bike lanes or sidewalks, and it would take hours to get anywhere important - IE work.

    doktorseven,

    Also mobility issues factor in. There is no better way for such people to get around. This anti-car movement is ableist.

    Nobsi,
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    Still no. You can stop claiming that now, you’ve been proven different many times already in all the other threads.

    cyberpunk007,

    This person has a point though. Typically most people can’t even afford to live where I live, and most of the jobs are 50Km away. The nearest bus stop is an hour and a half walk. Biking is dangerous since there are ditches and no sidewalks on either side and people typically drive 90Km/hr.

    And when you get to the bus loop, buses come every hour. Takes 3 transfers before you get to a train. Then you take a train to a bus. Then more walking.

    It’s 2.5 hours each way if you bike. 3.5 hours each way if you walk to the bus stop.

    If it snows, it’s a crapshoot. Sometimes the trains cease to function. Longest one way commute I’ve had on transit was 7 hours.

    I think some people just need to realize not everywhere is like Amsterdam and has a wicked bike lane and transit setup.

    Iron_Lynx,

    How many cars have you seen with step-free access?

    And besides, surely there exist no disabilities that inhibit people’s ability to operate a vehicle like a car, right?

    soggy_kitty,

    I wish people didn’t assume we know what country they live in when the reference “here”.

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